>she's a "fembot" >she's between 17

>she has a tumblr
DO NOT WANT
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
PIGDISGUSTING SLUT

Kekerino. I only meet some of this description, but not most. Nice projection/generalization, tho. Also, I've never identified as a fembot.

>>34233306
>hey guys I'm a girl btw!!! :/
frig off, sally

>>34233306
Im not a robot.
Wanna see where this takes us?

Take my hand future bae

>>34233257
this, now you should settle for a fucking normie lower your standards or neckyourself

>mfw i actually like doing kinky shit with people from tumblr

>>34233306
Really unfortunate so many people hate women for no reason here.

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>>34233306
>le girll XD rawr hunting for (yous)now have one and fuck off

>>34233355
Meh. Must be from all the rejection/bullying they received from women. I don't fully blame them, but they can at least act civil and view people as individuals rather than groups.

>>34233355
I don't hate women, I just hate the women that post on 4chan

>>34233257
>>she's a "fembot"
Yes
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yes
>>she is overweight or underweight
No
>>she is short
No
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
No
>>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Yes
>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Yes
>>she has dyed her hair before
Every woman pretty much has including your mom
>>she has a tumblr
No
>>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes
>>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
No
>>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
No
>>her father wasn't in her life much
This was by my choice so No
>>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Yes and? Majority of people online ARE male?
>What is probability

>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
I have a few
>>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Wrong
>>she also has mental issues
Depression doesn't count

>>34233257
yes. this is a description of the average "fembot" but now post a description of a fembot.

>>34233382
You weren't supposed to actually go down the list and tell us which ones are true and false

>>34233414
real fembots are afraid of social interaction including online so you'll never truly get to know one

>>34233382
this isnt a test you can fill out, no body cares now do yourself a favor and kill yourself

>>34233414
>but now post a description of a fembot
Does not exist. There's your description.

There's only two types of women on 4chan. Normalfags that come here on their smartphones and beg for attention, and frumpy bitchy "alt-chicks" who say they're "not like the other girls" and are honestly insufferable to be around.

>>34233257
This is literally me except ive never dyed my hair and im also not a girl but its eerily accurate

>>34233435
>real fembots
>real
>fembots

>>34233435
this is, in fact, a good answer.

>you'll never truly get to know one
>>34233446
but i am one.

i guess i'm really not like the other girls.
thanks for the confirmation.

>>34233528
>but I am one
How can you be something that doesn't exist?

>>34233570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_like_the_other_girls

>>34233257
I don't have tumblr, am right wing death squad, never dyed my hair, don't play video games poorly but extremely well, don't use mics or webcams, am a high school grad, never had contact with a male, never experimented, have 0 friends offline and online, and have no legitimate mental issues just bad at being social.

Everything else correct tho.

>>34234211
can I cum in your vagina? I'm a chad

>>34234211
>have 0 friends offline and online
How do you fail so badly and where do you live?

do i know u

>>34233257
>>she has a tumblr

Nope

right about everything else

>>34233257

Literally nothing wrong with small breasts.

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I'm going to go through the whole list because I want attention and I'm bored
>she's a "fembot"
So far so good.
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
27.
>she is overweight or underweight
Under.
>she is short
I guess.
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
They're definitely small.
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
I'm a sysadmin.
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Don't watch much anime but I am pretty bad at bullet hells.
>she has dyed her hair before
Nope.
>she has a tumblr
I made one to dump spoilers for an upcoming game that was hyped up. I forgot the password, though.
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yeah.
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Yeah.
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
I never dated a guy and I'm under no illusions I'm a virgin.
>her father wasn't in her life much
Barely saw him until I was a teenager.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
Fairly accurate.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
We're very close.
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
True.
>she also has mental issues
Probably true.

>>34235655
Post face pls

Also, why were you bullied?

>>34235655
Be my gf(short for girlfriend)

>>34235695
>Post face pls
No.
>Also, why were you bullied?
Because I was weird and weak. Same reason most kids are bullied.

>>34235704
If I wanted to date I wouldn't be single.

>>34235655
>27
>virgin
where did it gone wrong?

>>34235734
You might want to re-read that. I said "I'm under no illusions that I'm a virgin". Means I'm not, and I'm not deluding myself into thinking otherwise with justifications like "blowjobs don't count" or whatever's the hip way to pretend you aren't a slut now.

>>34235748
So you're a regular slut who has random tinder hookups? Figures, it's r9k afterall.

>>34235707
can you at least post feet to prove you're female?

>>34235707
>No
Why not?

Also pls marry me, I can cook, fix cars, paint walls, set up wallpaper, fairly good at home projects, I think cuddling is superior to intercourse, I'm fairly good looking and I work out every once in a while.

If I could offer more I would.

>>34235772
I don't think I go far enough to cross into slut, and I don't use tinder. It cheapens relationships. I used to have a "thing" with my female friend, though.
>>34235785
I'd have to take off my gigantic slippers for that and I don't want my feet to get cold.
>>34235791
Because I don't want to.
>>34235791
>cooking
>fixing cars
>home projects
>working out
Reminds me of my dad when I was a kid. I'm not even sure I ever want a long-term relationship. Kids would be nice I guess.

>>34233435
So they're basically unicorns?

>>34235806
>I used to have a "thing" with my female friend, though.
Oh jeez another bi-scum. I should've known. All you care is fucking.

>>34235814
It was more an "it's okay if it's you" thing. I don't really like girls, but we were young and curious. It ended a long time ago because it turns out I'm not into that. But that's where most of the sex I've had came from.

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>>34235806
take off them slippers girl, let's see some toe!

>>34235832
No way, it's freezing in here.

>>34235831
Spare me, another roastie with attention disorder. Get back to your Chad and dont tease poor robots.

>>34233257
i meet over half of these but gender swapped

>>34235806
>I'm not even sure I want a long-term relationship.

FRIENDZONED AGAIN

>>34235850
Please, I've never had a Chad. I probably could if I was willing to degrade myself enough to go on Tinder, but that's not my thing. If I'm with a guy, it's usually one who's shy and doesn't know what to do in bed and is barely out of high school.
>>34235859
I'd be down to get pregnant by the right guy, though. Just skip the marriage and divorce and go right to the kids and split custody. It's just that people are fucking gay and I don't think I want to spend my whole life with one.

>>34235865
>If I'm with a guy, it's usually one who's shy and doesn't know what to do in bed and is barely out of high school.
Do you have a thing for inexperienced guys?

>>34235894
No, they're just easier to approach and have fairly low standards. It's really easy to take a guy like that home even if you're mean and weird like I am.

>>34235865
Sure, I'd definetely want kids, but the relationship is what I really burn for. To come home/have your SO come home and you can tell them you love them and just spend time together as a family and doing whatever you can to make your SO comfortable, backrubs, snuggles, all that, being cute together. Just knowing someone cares about you would be nice.

a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Ya
>she is overweight or underweight not underweight anymore
>she is short
Yea
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
I'm ok and they're small yea
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
SPOT ON
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
SPOT ON
>she has dyed her hair before
yea it's back to black now
>she has a tumblr
Not anymore
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Ya
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
SPOT ON!!!!
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
No just a kissless virgin
>her father wasn't in her life much
He is now!!
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
No a lot of them are female
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
YEA
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
this is my dad
>she also has mental issues
YUP

You're a waste of oxygen. (Sorry)

>>34235918
I can see that being nice, yeah. I used to really want that but I've turned old and bitter, I guess.

>>34235912
>mean and weird like I am
How so?

>>34235932
Not bad, anon.

Having a lot of female friends is a giant green flag for fembots to be honest. Shows they're not just vapid attention whores.

>>34235952
I wish the best for you fembot, there's still hope.

>>34235959
I'm mean to people a lot and I have trouble socializing right. I say stupid things or panic or something like that.

>>34233257
>complains about small breasts
>posts a flat sex godess

>>34235976
>I'm mean to people a lot and I have trouble socializing right. I say stupid things or panic or something like that.
Eh, you're a girl. Every man will write that off as quirky perk.

>>34235971
Oh, I know. Since I really just want kids, I've got lots of time. I could probably be pregnant by this weekend if I got motivated.
>>34235997
Yeah, it seems like it. Guys will put up with a lot for sex. I don't think I can blame them though.

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>she refuses to cook or clean
>she thinks she has anything to offer besides her body

>>34236023
>.I don't think I can blame them though.
You're right - every men wants to get into women panties. The ones who denies that are defective people.

>>34235748
Eh, lost interest.

>>34236048
It's gotta be pretty hellish having to put up with having a penis all the time.

>>34236065
It wouldn't be so bad if women were as desperate for sex as men are.

>>34236048
Not true, I find a personality/interests as attractive as appearance

She can look good, but if she has no common interests and just boring as fuck I'll be likely to turn her down

>>34236078
They are desperate for sex, just with Chad and not 80% of guys

>>34236097
That's not desperate.

Most guys here would go as far down as 3/10 for a fuck. That's desperation.

>>34236084
>personality/interests before sex
I'd say you're lesser male but i'm in r9k after all.
>common interests
Do you think about her interests when you're fucking her?

>>34236078
Well, that's at least partly Tinder's fault. Sex is pretty great but it's really easy to get for us.

i fucking know a girl like that, i know a guy that is her neighbour and he said she was crying and her boyfriend has in her house i think she aborted some kid.
i saw her a year go, she mostly laught at my shitty jokes with her """friends""" like she did in school.
i should had the balls back then to fuck her instead of being a little pussy

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>you will never show a sad, lonely fembot what it feels like to be really loved

>>34236109
Usually I have to get to know them before attempting anything

It's degenerate as fuck having a girlfriend for the sake of being good in bed

>>34236153
I fucking swear this courting thing is getting out of the hand. First you fuck her then you make a girlfriend out of her if she clicks with you. Now it's complete opposite - you dance around girl, she places you in boyfriend/friend zone and gets sex from someone else, later you write bitter stories here just because you've lacked balls in the first place. I dont understand that thing but i'm guessing because i'm from 2nd world country and things are simpler here.

>>34236176
>2nd world country

There's a reason for that.

>she's a "femboat"
No. I don't belong on /r9k/ but I come here anyway
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
26
>she is overweight or underweight
No
>she is short
Yes
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
No to one part
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
No
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Sometimes
>she has dyed her hair before
No
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
I stopped trying in HS and coasted by with C's but still made it into an okay college. Did well my first two years there and transferred to a good university and graduated with honors. So idk.
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
No I lost it to my fiance
>her father wasn't in her life much
Eh. He wasn't around much when I was young because he was a marine, so I didn't understand him. I have a good relationship with him now. I'm proud of him.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
All my IRL friends are female, very few online male friends
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yes
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
She's nice but she has some mental issues that are getting worse with age. She was fine during my childhood. I will probably end up being her caretaker within the next 10-15 years.
>she also has mental issues
Anxiety but it's gotten better.

You're a waste of oxygen.
T-thanks

>>34236189
>There's a reason for that.
What do you mean? I dont that girls in 1st and 2nd world want different things.

>>34236176
Caveman please go.
Sex is a trust thing, getting to know each other well is a must.

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>>34235791
> I think cuddling is superior to intercourse
is you intellect also better than ours buddy?

>>34233257
>tfw not a stereotype
I'm still a depressed piece of shit though, so there's that.

>>34235932
You sound like a lot of fun, anon! Let's be friends!

>>34233257
Virgina / Gini Rabold

>>34236176
Lol, that's what clubs are for mate, hence most of the time it's a one night stand.

When getting a girlfriend it's never like that.

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>>34233857
>hurrino durrino

>>34236235
Glad someone else saw this. Do you think he removes his fedora before cuddle sessions? I wager not

>>34236231
I'm not fucking saying getting a ho and fucking her raw but you people over complicate simple things like sex. By your standards getting know means dancing around her for 2 - 3 months and then passively asking her out when attraction window has closed. Ideally you meet a girl, get on a date, ask her couple of things whenever there's some compatibility and show advance into having sex on a first date. If she doesnt want to have sex, then you either move on (95% of time) or give another chance if she's really that good.

>>34236317
There it is "by your standards", you're assuming everyone waits 3 months, it's 2 weeks at the most

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>>34233257
>she's a "fembot"
check
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
23
>she is overweight or underweight
BMI below 18 but 5' and 90 lbs is my natural stable weight
>she is short
check, 5'
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
not pretty but C cups
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
uni dropout, part-timer
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yes
>she has dyed her hair before
yes
>she has a tumblr
abandoned it
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
kinda
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
no
>her father wasn't in her life much
still is
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
majority of them
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
check
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
nah
>she also has mental issues
yes

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>>34233257
>she plays videogames (poorly)
How do women even manage to play video games for hundreds of hours without improving whatsoever?

>>34236364
It's just exaggeration but the main principle stands by - you want too long for advance (in some cases guy even wait for women advances).

>>34236366
Where do l get one of these?

>>34236366
>5'
What ethnicity are you? I'd find it hard to believe that white girl could be 5'

>>34236409
I know several white girls that are 5' but I'm asian

>>34236313
didn't you know? the superior intellectual beings require their fedora on at all times, it's like an iv setup for them

>>34236427
What do you feel when you see really tall guy? Are you intimidated by him?

>>34235865
>If I'm with a guy, it's usually one who's shy and doesn't know what to do in bed and is barely out of high school.
you don't say... in a board full of betas you are describing the average one. irl you wouldn't talk with him, let's face it.

>I'd be down to get pregnant by the right guy, though. Just skip the marriage and divorce and go right to the kids and split custody. It's just that people are fucking gay and I don't think I want to spend my whole life with one.
you can't make childs out of your hypocrisy tho. what if they want a dad? you shouldn't assume you are good enough to be a single mother. you are just being selfish with someone you are supposed to love more than everything else.

>>34236444
Sometimes. Depends on his aura. I'm really into tall guys so it might just turn me on if he's also good-looking. Feeling intimidated and turned on can also mix lol

>>34236487
>Depends on his aura
That's interesting. Have you felt any really bad aura?

>>34236317
>sex on a first date
Stop.

>>34236506
If you're against how modern world works then it's your problem for having little success.

>>34236494
It's a mix of looks, posture, movements, clothes, smell, instinct, speech, everything. Some are creepy, predatory, sleazy...

>>34236525
I wouldn't date a woman who fucks on the first date.
Disgusting.

>>34236528
>smell

I heard this is actually one of the biggest ones. If a guy is good looking, but his natural BO just isn't compatible to a girl, she'll be extremely deterred by his presence.

Another girl might think he smells great, but scent compatibility is definitely a thing.

>>34236528
>creepy
How would you define a creepy guy? Just a giving you a strange look?

>>34236547
>I wouldn't date a woman who fucks on the first date.
If you're into prude girls then good luck.

>>34236525
What about me? I'm no robot and have dated multiple partners...

Only gutter trash from tinder or okcupid fucks on the first date, and those are the last ppl r9k insecure/sensitive types should be dating.

what retard advice, there a tons of normal women, many of whom appreciate quieter guys. Problem is r9k tends to scrape bottom of the barrel, which is more of the same you're suggesting.

For a board that bemoans the current state of dating and how loose modern women are -- telling them to hunt out one night stand chicks is about the moat retarded advuce you can offer lol

>>34236549
Yeah, it's still mostly subconscious though. Same goes for guys but I think their sense usually is not as refined? Not sure

>>34236551
As stated above it's a mix. If he gives me the feeling of having ulterior motives that's creepy, so mostly it's about honesty and conveying that properly.

>>34236566
Nah, just non-sluts.

>>34236566
lol Keep fucking dumpster fires with daddy issues then. Nothing wrong with that, but only a fucking retard looks for emotional connection or a deeper bond to some ho who spreads her legs on the first date.

There is a HUGE amt of middle ground between prude and fucks on one date, and it's obvs highly contingent on setting and woman's age.

>>34236578
>so mostly it's about honesty and conveying that properly

Is it a good idea to just approach women and tell them that they look very fertile and I want to impregnate them?

>>34236578
>Same goes for guys but I think their sense usually is not as refined? Not sure

I don't think it is as refined unless it's an extreme case. I think perfume is a lot more important when it comes to scent for guys. If a girl threw an entire bottle of perfume on herself, I will be extremely unattracted to her. On the other end, I've been near girls who wore a perfume that I adored so much I'd think about it all day. I'd love to know what perfume that was, because it smells absolutely amazing.

>>34236574
All i'm saying that you should really try and have sex with her on a first date. That behavior radiates masculinity and confidence. That applies to any kind of women not just tinder/okc ones.

>>34236566
>prude

>this is considered an insult in the modern age

>>34233257
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
>her mother isn't nice to her
These are wrong, but you're mostly right

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>All these overweight girls posting and not posting pictures of anything

>>34236547
I would.

I assume a girl who fucks on the first date would be more open to doing nasty shit than a girl who feels so self-entitled she needs to be courted before she opens her legs.

>>34236588
sluts are not that different from non-sluts, the difference is that they all want sex but shows that desire in different ways. Same applies to guys, just Chads goes in confidently because he knows what he wants and robots mask their sex desire by taking supportive friend "i'm not like those Chad jerks" position.

>>34236608
I think you need a hug

>>34236610
I can definitely understand that. I usually don't use perfume although I choose shampoos depending on their smell, which usually lingers for a while afterwards (I have very long hair)
Too much perfume is unpleasant for me too, my sense of smell is rather good I guess anyway, if people reek of alcohol or smoke that can almost cause me to vomit...

>>34236641
thank you for saying what I've been thinking a lot

>>34236658
>I think you need a hug

I would like that.

>>34236658
>I usually don't use perfume although I choose shampoos depending on their smell

Yes, this will suffice in most cases. Personally I love it when girls use fruit scented shampoo. It gives off a nice, soothing aura that makes me be more open and friendly towards her.

Can agree with alcohol, though I've dated smoking girls and I never had an issue with it. I could easily make out just after she had a cig.

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>male robots think they can bully female robots again

>>34236616
just like virgin guy is considered insult. besides virgin girls have more mental problems than those who have regular and stable sex life. Look at those cranky feminists who never had sex since 9/11.

>>34236636
Sure you could have fun with those.
But that's more fooling around than dating, as it has no future.

Believe me, I have a lot of depraved things I want to do to women/to have done by women. But if I have to give some of them up for a stable relationship, so be it.

>>34236703
>But if I have to give some of them up for a stable relationship, so be it.

Why not both? I mean, I agree with you that a stable relationship is worth more than crazy sex, but I've had both in the past. They ended for various reasons, but her having a slutty past was not part of it.

Anecdotal though, I know.

>>34236692
>male robots
pleonasm
>female robots
mythological

>>34236703
>madonna/whore complex at it's best

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>>34236721
I mean ok but there are female and male robots. You can't just say "nah female robots are not real".

>>34236752
nah female robots are not real

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>>34236771
What ever let's you sleep at night buddy.

>>34236804
Are you a girl? date me?!

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>she's a "fembot"
nah lol
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
almost too old
>she is overweight or underweight
i was fine but now am on medication that destroys my appetite
>she is short
yeah
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
no and no
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
homeschooled & taking online classes
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before
>she has a tumblr
yes
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
apparently but i was too autistic to realize it. my mom told me last year that like 90% of the people i thought were friends as a kid were actually just mean to me but it still doesn't really matter because i didn't know lol
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
feel like thats where im heading right now
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
only ldr. khv
>her father wasn't in her life much
in and out as a child, parents got back together when i was 13, we good now.
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
yeah
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
not at the moment, but usually one that im very close to
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
nope. she's really lovely
>she also has mental issues
u got me

>>34236818
I'm a bear. Also stop thinking getting a gf is that easy as asking them. A good gf has some of the same hobbies and likes as you.
>>34236837
Post more bear pictures please.

>she's a "fembot"
no
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
>she is overweight or underweight
no
>she is short
idk, i guess
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
no
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
uni :^)
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
i only watch anime
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
yeah, im not proud of it
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
other boys* but im not going to cry about it
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
nop
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
no
>her father wasn't in her life much
no
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
i have 2 online friends: female and male
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
yeah, like every girl
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
my mom is nice to me now
>she also has mental issues
yep, but i started taking meds

>>34236837
>>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
>not at the moment, but usually one that im very close to
oh no sweetheart. what happened?

Yall "fembots" better start posting pics or else imma find you and nut in your ass

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>>34236883
>your lazy ass could cum on anyone let alone get out of the house to cum on someone
Also that's not how you ask for anything you dummy.

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>>34236845
u got it

>>34236874
nothing dramatic. i usually always have a female friend that i'm close to, but my most recent one and i both got kinda busy/not social so we don't talk much anymore

>>34236641
I don't mask that desire, I just won't do it with anyone.

>>34233306
Why do women think the entire world revolves around them personally?

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>>34236855
>i only watch anime
Marry me.

>>34236917
Yall "fembots" better start posting pics, PLEASE.

or else imma find you and nut in your ass

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>not one posting what vidya games they play
It's like you don't want to have fun with a bear.
>>34236923
Thanks I love bears and I'm saving all the bears can.

>>34236719
Sure, you could talk your long-term partner into almost anything, but if she's "doing me a favour" instead of genuinely liking some acts it's going to lose it's appeal.

>>34233446

That's pretty good. But I would say that all of them are looking for attention, that's why they inevitably end up being despised over time. Yet, they never seem to understand why they get all that hate, it's like they are completely blind to their own attention seeking behavior. Many of them have youtube channels where they display themselves to their armies of sad, lonely orbiting betas. The truth is that no amount of attention will make these girls happy, they're insatiable.

>>34236725
Misquote? Because I have no clue what you are implying.

>>34236969
That's not what I mean.

I'm talking about meeting a girl, fucking her on the first day, continue fucking her through the next few days, do crazy shit and then fall in love.

That's how I've done it, and it was wonderful.

>>34236235
Most likely. Yes.

There's no appeal to having sex with someone you don't love. You'll just feel empty after it.

>>34236313
Epic samefag

>>34236944

kekked and checked

oregan state

>>34237001
Well good for you, but that's not my style.

>>34236235

Nice of you to post a pic of yourself you fucking edgelord.

You do realize it's the other way around, right? Fedorafags only want women for sex and will literally worship them for it.

If anon wants a healthy stable relationship with cuddles then there's literally nothing wrong with it.

It baffles me that you post like you're an exper on this on /r9k/ of all fucking places, if you seriously believe this and you're still here maybe you're doing something wrong?

>>34236855
>yeah, like every girl
fuck you ;-;

>she's a "fembot"
Sure
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
Yeah
>she is overweight or underweight
No
>she is short
Yeah
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Yeah
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
Yeah
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
Sometimes
>she has dyed her hair before
Nope
>she has a tumblr
Nope
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Yeah
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
Kinda
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
Nope I'm definitely a virgin and never had a bf
>her father wasn't in her life much
My father is here, I'm very much a daddy's girl
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
I have no friends except my sister
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yeah
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
Yeah sometimes

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Why is no one posting the video games they play?

only because i'm bored desu

>she's a "fembot"
i guess, honestly wish i wasn't
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
>she is overweight or underweight
not anymore
>she is short
nope
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes and no
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
yes and no, in uni now
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
yes
>she has dyed her hair before
no
>she has a tumblr
used to years ago
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yeah
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
one girlfriend and still a v
>her father wasn't in her life much
not sure, really
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
unsure if i really have friends irl but they're mostly girls
online are mostly guys yes
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
not sure anymore
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
my dad, but sometimes he is nice
>she also has mental issues
yeah

>>34237257
Do you want a friend, anon?

Just a friend.

>>34237540
I'm too boring to keep a friend. I also don't deserve a friend.

>>34237565
Got some mild BPD there mate?

>>34237565
Boring is fine. Most of us are boring.

And of course you deserve a friend. Have you done something absolutely atrocious in the past to previous friends? Even those people deserve forgiveness, and at least one friend.
Or maybe I just want a friend, and am reaching out to someone friendless because there's a higher chance they might want to be my friend.

>>34233257
>Underweight
>Small breasts
Hawt!

>>34237584
> mild
Lol

>>34237601
No, I've never hurt anyone or did anything awful. I just, it's difficult to put in words. I don't *feel* like a good person. I feel like trash

>she's a "fembot"
Maybe
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
21
>she is overweight or underweight
my BMI is 26
>she is short
5'2" ._.
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
Yup
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
YES
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
I don't watch anime since 16
>she has dyed her hair before
No
>she has a tumblr
No
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
Heck ye
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
YES
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
No, still a kissless virgin
>her father wasn't in her life much
Untrue
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
1 male and 2-3 females.
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
Yea
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
YEs

>>34237649
But you're not trash. You're like everyone else, most likely better considering how terrible most normies really are.

>BPD
Bipolar or borderline personality?

>she's a "fembot"
yes
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
almost
>she is overweight or underweight
underweight
>she is short
yes
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
yes
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
yes
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
just the latter
>she has dyed her hair before
yes
>she has a tumblr
yes
>she was bullied as a child by the other girls
yes
>she did well in school before she fell off the bandwagon
yes
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
not a virgin in the slightest
>her father wasn't in her life much
yes
>most of her friends, whether offline or online, are male, assuming she has any
it's about 50/50
>she has one female friend that she's sort of close to
yes
>her mother isn't nice to her and has mental issues
yes
>she also has mental issues
bpd & anorexia

>>34237844
I'm borderline. I think if I wasn't trash I wouldn't feel like trash

>>34233257
Joke's on you I'm 23
And my mother loves me

>>34237160
hrm I beg to differ, maybe on here you fedora fags worship sex but on the other boards that aren't filled with vapid whores and desperate faglords, fedora fags believe themselves to be of superior intellect and find womanly interaction "unnecessary" and the ones that do go for women say that "sex isn't all" but if you weren't such a fucking fat desperate piece of shit maybe you'd find that sex is all there is to some nowadays. maybe when you're older you'll understand kiddo

>>34238194
I have a friend who has BPD. When he's really on the bad side of it, he continuously calls himself trash. I can tell he's 100% convinced that he is in fact trash, so I'm not sure what to do. I know him quite well, and I know he's actually a great guy. It's just a shame he's rarely able to see that himself.
I try to just be there. Even if it's online, I listen to him until he goes to sleep. The next day he usually wakes up feeling less trash, and we have a fairly normal day.

>>34236930
>I just won't do it with anyone
go to therapist then.

>>34237502
>online are mostly guys yes
how's that attention whoring going?

>>34237026
I'm beginning to understand why all you robots are desperate lonely virgins because of you actually understood that it's a quick fuck and duck you're not supposed to hit twice unless she's a qt3.14

>>34238365
Nice original poem.

>>34238384
If you leave an e-mail I will message you later, but I feel as though it probably won't go well

>>34238389
I'm already visiting a therapist. She said my attitude towards relationships and sex was amiable, after she asked me what I thought of the more casual variants.

Not that that would have anything to do with it. I don't see why not being a manwhore is being considered something pathologic.

>>34238421
Chad please go.
If you don't understand why the people here have trust issues and wouldn't just hit the sack with a stranger if they could, then you don't belong here.

>>34238574
Sure thing. Take it at your own pace, I don't mind. Hope you're okay with a throwaway e-mail. I'll be okay with exchanging real info later.

[email protected]

>>34238610
Why you go to black and white thinking - manwhore or not a manwhore.

>>34238848
>Why you go to black and white thinking
You're a fucking hypocrite. I wouldn't go there if you weren't trying to do that constantly yourself.

>>34238194
>I'm borderline. I think if I wasn't trash I wouldn't feel like trash
no, you are borderline. when you're feeling like trash you should do your best to realise it's not true, but it's part of your behaviours. don't be silly.

>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts

That's good though. dfc is best c

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>>34238910
>asking somebody with a mental disorder to be rational
It's like that one shrink who told me (diagnosed Dysthymia and mild social anxiety) that I just needed to go out, make friends and get a girlfriend to solve all my problems.

>>34233382
>>>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>Yes
Kill yourself daddy issues retard

>>34238973
what should i say?
>femanon, you are nothing trash
>anon, you have social anxiety. the only way to fix it is making some friends, but since you can't you're already dead inside

sometimes silly, but rationals, motivation sentences may be helpful. if she's in good mood right now, i hope she can realise she's not that piece of trash as she think from time to time.
i'm not with her, i'm not a therapist and i know i can't really help her. she have to do it by herself, but i don't see how a random "compliment" can be dangerous.

maybe i'm wrong tho, i didn't know what bpd is until a couple of weeks ago, when i found and lost (she kicked me out from her contact list) a femamon.

>>34239262
Most annoyed at the "don't be silly"-part. Mentally ill people are often well aware that what they think, do and feel is not rational, but they just can't help it.

>>34239316
don't overanalyze every sentence, i was just trying to be nice

>>34239359
Yeah, sorry. Just easily triggered when I think somebody is trying to downplay mental illness.

>>34233257
how do you know my gf

>>34238671
I understand but you guys just keep sticking to the same logic. man fuck the girls, I'm no Chad I've never even held a girl. we're all gonna die anyways just let go and fuck some chicks. maybe later you'll find love but forever love is just a Disney meme

>>34238687
>No reply
:(

Sad

>>34240076
Sorry, anon. I was cooking. Replied.