Dear /r9k/, If you hate Chad so much, why not just become

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even little girl know how to select possible mate
https://youtu.be/2ERtWwCflpg

>tl;dr Chad dindu nuffin wrong

>>34232725
Chad is about genetics. You are born Chad. It is all about facial aesthetics. My little brother is a literal male model and has diagnosed Aspergers yet he constantly has women asking him out. Meanwhile I got all the shit genes from my parents and women call me ugly to my face when I approach them. It really kills your confidence when you go places with your asperger little brother and he gets asked out 1-2 times in less than 3 hours.

>>34232725
This is fucking painful to watch
Oregontrail

>>34232773
You are a fucking idiot. Chads are made, not born. Nobody is born a Chad or a robot. It's about the life choices you make. Man up and self-improve? You become Chad. Shut yourself in the basement and fap to Chinese cartoons? You become a robot.

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>>34232773
>is that an excuse to get /fit/?

>>34232725
>Get tall
>Get broad shoulders
>Get a good hairline
>Get a well shaped face and strong jaw

Oh wait you can't. It's similar to fags who try to be women and look NOTHING like women.

You just become a cheap imitation with lots of work put into you

>>34232725
>>34232744
It's not worth it, anon. The people on this board don't want to be helped. You'll only get complaints and excuses from this crowd - anyone who actually wanted to fix themself would have left long ago.

>>34232802
I made a life choice to be born with a weak jawline and to be balding.

>>34232725
i dont hate chad
i want to be chad
and i am getting fit

>>34232725
Out of all the far away places you could choose to travel to I have no idea why people go to Disneyland
That's like going somewhere and staying in your hotel room the entire time

>>34232725
That chad is fucking DEAD lmaooo

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-world-gaston-actor-dead-806834

I WIN, YOU LOSE CHAD WOOOOOOO

>>34232802
>Little brother's only hobbies are playing videogames and messing around with miniature trains.
>Has literal aspergers.
>Can't hold a conversation to save his life always gives people 1 or 2 word answers to questions.
>Since he is good looking women all view this as mysterious and attractive.
>Every gf he has had asked him out first.
>He dumps them after a few months because he gets bored of them.
>Meanwhile my hobbies include working out, archery, videogames, cooking, hiking, board games, watching movies, and carpentry and I remain a kissless virgin.
You are lying your ass off if you say Chad isn't something you are born as. I have seen this shit first hand. Women have literally run across traffic risking their lives just to talk to my brother.

>>34232850
I am improving myself. However i will never be a chad because my face is fucked up.

I used to be 190lbs 6packs 6'3 ft tall guy who trained soccer. You cant tell me that being fit makes a person a chad.

Many chads are not even that fit. They are just tall and have a good looking face with beautiful eyes, nice cheekbones, jaw etc

>>34232881
But do you win? I am 22, and a friendless loser. A 16 year old chad experienced more joy than i will before i turn 30

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>>34232802
thank for standing with Chad...
here's your prize

https://youtu.be/5Bdyzc5sdQo

Unfortunately I can't become taller than 5'8.

>>34232940
I'm alive, aren't I? :^)

One chad got btfo, he's rotting in the ground and I'm still sitting here. Living.

No more slaying pussy for that brah lmao

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>>34232859
This guy is a chad without lifting or any heavy training. Even if he was skinnyfat girls would be all over him because of his facial looks.

Fuck off with "i can become a chad meme" . Face makes up 80% of your looks.

>>34232905
You are lying your ass off. If you truly were better than your brother in every way, you would be swimming in pussy. If you are a kissless virgin then you are not telling the entire truth about yourself.

>>34232725
If a girl would only love me as a chad, would not be much of a romance, yes? Would be a senseless fuckfest with cucking, family issues and an alimony bonus in the end. But everyone chooses Chad in HS/uni. So I could go pussay hunting a few years from now, but stalking two oneitises for YEARS is certainly going to put a dent in my wallet and morale. That's my problem with Chadi

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>>34233012
This guy would get more pussy if he was a poor neet than an average looking guy who is a world class pianist, with an IQ above 150 and charming personality

>>34233064
>this is what delusional bitter virgin robots actually believe

>>34233012
He is better because he got all the good looking genes. I got stuck with the shit balding genes, the Jew nose of my father, and the my mother's chin. He can barely take care of himself for fuck's sake which is why the modeling agency and my parents made me live with him when he bought a house. His "assistant" that the agency gives him when he travels for work is practically a babysitter and yet he is still swimming in pussy whenever he wants it. He will text his gf once every few days and then get paragraphs of text in response within a few minutes. Its fucking ridiculous how women drool over genes.

>>34232991
What does that have to do with anything? Being Chad has nothing to do with height. Just don't be a literal midget or a lanklet.

>>34233053
LOL HE FELL FOR THE ROMANCE MEME

Most women don't love their less attractive husband. They would marry a chad if they could but he does not give a fuck about them and they want a stable relationship.

Women only go for betas because they offer a stability. A beta is always on time for work, takes care of kids and makes sure that his family is well off.

A chad might be wealthy but he spends it on drugs, cars, partying and other shit. Also chad will cheat on her and might divorce her

>>34233123
Pics of your cucking GF, man. Also I'm a good stalker, I always know if the grill is devoted or just a piece of ass.

>>34233107
How could women know that the guy is a world class pianist without talking to him? Why would they fuck him when they are not attracted to him? Being a charming ugly dude just gives you female friends.

Meanwhile chad stands out from the crowd. He is gorgeous and turns them on. They want to meet him. They approach him.

>>34233118
This reads like a bad copypasta. Every single day on /r9k/ someone is whining that his brother/cousin/friend gets everything in life for free because muh genetics.

You are not telling the truth. At all.

>>34233172
They are devoted to chads not you dumbass. You have no clue of the female nature.

Take one innocent 19 year old girl for example. She only had one guy. They break up. Suddenly she is sucking off some random guy. She starts going home with different guys.

In 5 months she goes through at least 12 guys. I know a girl like that. Me her and her bf were best friends

>>34233249
So you get some reliable fucking sources! You go to a party with one of her friends, make him drunk, then ask if Target has/had many boyfriends. Izi katka!

>>34233196
>being this much in the denial
>genes totally do not matter, guys, the world is just, and everyone has equal chances
I hope you wake up soon, reality awaits.

>>34232725
One does not become Chad.

>Because of the halo effect, experiments have shown that we consider attractive people "as more sociable, dominant, sexually warm, mentally healthy, intelligent, and socially skilled" than unattractive people.

>By the time cute kids become attractive adults, they've benefited from this bias for years, giving them higher levels of confidence.

>It's a "self-fulfilling prophecy,

Male attractiveness is determined by Height, Face, and Frame. All three of these attributes are genetic.

>>34233409
This is why you are a kissless virgin. You fail even at basic reading comprehension. Muh genetics is a babby tier excuse as to why a robot will never even try anything.

>>34233430
Male attractiveness is determined by social status. This is why robots are kissless virgins: because they are the lowest of the low in social status.

Everything else is just excuses.

>>34233334
She can turn into a whore at 16 or she can be a late bloomer and goes full whore at 30. Its never too late for a woman to have a train run on her.

>>34233430
>Height, Face and Frame

That is the most retarded thing I have read today. Guys of all heights are getting pussy. Ugly guys are getting pussy. Lanklets and fatties are getting pussy.

You know who is not getting pussy? Raging autistic sperglords.

>>34233506
STATUS and yet female models fuck their bodyguards behind their rich husbands back.

This isnt the 16th century faggot when a woman was a virgin and gave herself to a powerful man.

She can be married to a king and fuck a stable boy on the side

>>34232725
damn even those two bros turned queer just for Gaston.

>>34233582
What kind of pussy do they get though?
Almost everyone can get laid of they pick an ugly girl and whiteknight her but she is likely to cuck them

Attractive guys get all sorts of women while we get their cum dumpsters for a short time when they cant bed a chad

>>34233482
Actually I am not a kissless virgin, contrary to your another delusional belief, losing virginity does not make you blind to common truths like good looking people get treated better, which could not be more obvious, not a slightest idea why you are so butthurt about it. There really is not better excuse than shitty genes, but you would have to have them to truly understand, instead you are just being ignorant.

>>34233588
Everything I know about historical society I learned from /pol/ memes: the post.

>>34233623
If you would leave the basement even once you would see attractive girls with guys you'd consider unattractive. Maybe that's why you shut yourself in: it would kill you to see all the couples.

>>34233630
Everything is down to laziness. Robots are lazy, entitled sacks of shit. Pretty much everyone here could get a gf if they tried. But they want to be given one for free with no effort.

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>>34232725
I'm 5'4 here's my excuse

>>34233764
>attractive girls with guys you'd consider unattractive

How often though and how many of them are wealthy? My cousin is with a far better looking woman than him, so is my uncle.

Both they both have a company and own two houses.

>>34233780
>Robots are lazy, entitled sacks of shit.

Like most women or attractive people

>>34232725

>Get /fit/

Stop right there. Chad isn't gay.

>>34233780
Because girls like to settle for ugly and autistic guys with tons of mental baggage. Oh no, they do not and that is why we come here.

>>34233848
Why don't you try to emulate their success?

Does a 5'8 autist neet with above average looks stand a chance?

>>34232725
I don't want to be Chad, I don't want to be followed by whores either.

>>34233903
Get a job, then you will have a much better chance.

>>34233582
>That is the most retarded thing I have read today. Guys of all heights are getting pussy. Ugly guys are getting pussy. Lanklets and fatties are getting pussy.

They are not Chad. The only women who will have sex with them are those who have been forced to settle.

>>34233968
This is so painfully untrue it's not funny. You're not actually that retarded and only are pretending, right?

>>34234079
You think that Chad can be short, ugly, and fat?

>>34234111
Why not? The definition of Chad is someone successful in life and with girls.

>>34232978
Beast, I'm CIA.

>>34234130
Chad is the perfect alpha male. While women take into account physical and non-physical factors of attractiveness, Chad possesses both.

>>34232725
What is r9k's obsession with this fag?

>>34233107
not him but im pretty sure lachowski would get more pussy than pretty much anyone even if he was poor as shit

>>34233896
Because working 10-12 hours a day 6 days a week to have a 5/10 ex whore wife is not worth it.

I refuse to be a meal ticket to some whore. As soon as we stop putting pussy on a pedestal we can have a somewhat fair society

>>34234244
You don't become successful to get girls. You do it for yourself.

>>34234217
And nothing is preventing a guy from being an alpha male if he puts the effort into it.

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>>34233780
>all this denial over genes
>actually thinks making an effort to improve yourself actually does anything at all
>thinks getting a gf is easy
I know that's you Chad, fuck off

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>>34232725
>>34232802
Yeah guys you just gotta get /fit/ and socialize and you'll be chad in no time!

>>34234291
If you want to find success in convincing robots to self-improve, don't tell them to "become Chad".

Chad is implicitly the product of genetics to a certain degree, and thus it would help you to be more realistic in your approach.

>>34234308
Getting a gf is easy if you make the effort. Why haven't you?

>>34234375
By some definitions I am a Chad. But I definitely have not always been. It comes down to self-improvement. And I don't even mean lifting. It's a mental thing more than anything.

>>34234430
Because literally everyone I meet is incompatible with me, I can't connect with them in the fucking slightest, Chad.

>>34232725
>get /fit/
a meme by fit. won't help at all
>get Alpha
>man up
improbable. most people don't want to do that
>>34232802
Chads are born; at least because looks influence sprit, especially in heavily lookist americuck society which most people here are from

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>>34234480
>>34234370
>>34234291
>>34233192
>>34234236

>chads are born

errrr, no sweetie

Chad put in over 5 MILLION hours of work for this.

He fucking worked.

>>34234480
There are plenty of decent or good-looking khv robots.

>>34234535
He's still ugly.

Now he also has that physique.

>>34234582

>this delusion
The guy on the far right looks ridiculously chad like apart from being a manlet.

>>34232881
I don't think that's the same guy as OP. They have a bunch of different guys dress as that character

Either way, a chad died

>>34234535
>sweetie
>posts guy who is obviously not the same person
>defends Chads
Fuck off Stacy

>>34234632
t. bitter angry entitled virgin

>>34234666
STACY IS FUCKING SATAN CONFIRMED

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>>34234613
look even AI agrees. stop being delusuional /fit/cuck.

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>>34234705

Ahhhh yes I forgot how well those things work.

>>34234733
>opponent is wrong
>other people are wrong
>inherently neutral program is wrong
>I am right

>>34234751

The guy is clearly a 2/10 on the left, and AT LEAST a 5/10 on the right (I'd say 8/10 on the right most photo and 7/10 on the other 4th one).

If you think the average person looks like the guy on the right you've lost it.

>>34234535
It may only work if you're fat, if you're fit or skeletal and your face is not chad-like you might as well visit gandy

>>34233118
Post pics of your brother.
I believe you op

>>34232802
Delusional fucking normie off yourself

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>>34232725
>Those girls lusting for Chad are not the problem, it's in their genes to select the strongest
Nope - see below
>>34232773
Nope - see below
>>34232802
True - keep reading
>>34232826
Wrong problem - see below
>>34232854
Stop whining - see below
...
"Hypergamy" means "the tendency of women to select a mate based upon factors such as social status, wealth, intelligence, humor, ambition, and other similar factors above physical attractiveness".
In other words, women rank looks lower than men and below things like education, cash, fame, etc.
Do some guys skate by on looks? Sure, for a while. But Tom Cruise has had a slew of women dump him while Ray Milland was married once for life.
Focus on the things women rank above looks and looks fade away.

>>34237055
Wow.
That shut some people up

>>34237055
This was great until you did this
>>34237663

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>>34237055
>>34237663
>replying to a thread that was prrety much dead for 5+ hours
>"haha dat shat peple up"

fuck off autisimo

saged

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>>34234751
>neutral means it's good.

>>34232744
I wish I was that confidant :(

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>>34234448
>By some definitions I am a Chad. But I definitely have not always been. It comes down to self-improvement. And I don't even mean lifting. It's a mental thing more than anything.

Jesus Christ ABORT! THIS IS A BAIT THREAD BY SOME CHAD! ABORT!

>>34239553
Mind explaining that autistic outburst?

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>>34239553
>92 replies later
>beta just realized the bait

>>34232978
wow even when he was making kitchen and sandwich jokes they were laughing, if we did the same we'd never hear the end of it

>>34232725
http://fox13now.com/2015/07/06/former-disney-actor-gaston-killed-in-firework-incident/
Chad gets the girls for now, until he blows his head off with fireworks