>apply to jobs >get a sub 2.5% response rate >not even

>>34223941
>Folder above papers
Suicide is too good for some.

>tfw have people phoning me up asking if I want to apply to a job

> the Human Resources bimbo can tell youre a virgin by your resume

>>34224313
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT

>>34224313
B-but H-how?!

>master's degree in accounting
>Been looking for a job for 6 months
Lmaooo just walk in there and give the management your resume lmaoooo

>>34224481
Anon, all you have to do is walk in and ask for a firm handshake. Was your handshake firm enough? I think that's what you're missing.

>joined a skilled trade at 18
>never have to look for a job again

>graduation coming up
>still haven't started looking for a job
Well lads, I'm officially fucked.

>>34224925
yes, yes you are
>peers in college had internships before their senior year
>now they are probably making bank
>im sitting in my parents house jobless

>>34224432
>he doesn't put "professional virgin" on his resume
It's like you don't want a job.

>>34224481
>master's degree in medical research
>placement during degree, 6 months work at top research institute
>been applying for jobs for 18 months
get on my level, scrub

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>>34225166
>get email
>"saw your resume posted for x position, seems like a good fit, can I call you?"
>respond immediatly and set up phone interview
>can instantly tell that this is actually the first time they've looked at my resume
>" so when can I expect to hear back about this position"?
"well i'll shoot this up to my boss and call you back"
>never hear from them again
this has happened over a dozen times

>>34225351
I get calls from agencies about twice a week saying they've seen my CV online and have a great lab job they want to put me forward for. I say great, give me a call and let me know what happens. Never hear from them again.

They're very sneaky and say the name of their agency very quickly and mumbled at the start so I can never find their office and ask them why they didn't call again.

>>34225478
this kind of shit makes me understand why people go crazy and shoot up a mall