Has a grill ever laughed at your penis? One laughed at mine

>>34223385
lmao I would laugh at pic related too.

>tfw no qt 3.14 asian to suck your dick while asian cuck watches

why live?

>>34223385
Never. I have a BBC so I don't have to worry about dick size. But here is a better question. Why do you care so much about dick size?

Id never let a woman see my penis without at least having a chub going.

Good thing I always have a semi/chub around any decent looking woman that isn't related to me

Got really drunk and lost at strip poker
Was me some dude I don't know and three girls I've known since Jr High
I have a <1" dick soft and am fat, so they cackled like whore.
Then I got hard because that's my fetish, and they laughed even harder.
Then I hid in the bathroom for awhile while they tried to apologize through drunken giggles

Overall 8/10 would do again

>>34223385
i'm at 7 inches. so not too big or small.. but the way i work that shit is what makes it worth while.. if you give me a few drinks i can last a few hours destroying a bitch.. anything like that gif in OP's post can get you nowhere. but as stated.. working the pussy is a huge HUGE part in how a girl feels when you fuck her

>>34223466
>Why do you care so much about dick size?

Because women laugh at small penises

>pull pants down
>girl giggles at dick
>tell her it's a grower not a shower
>says "so show me" and started licking and sucking it
I think the laughing is just a shit test
right?

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>>34223385

I've told my story before. I showed my dick to two different women and they both laughed at it and said it was gross. They said I was tiny and that uncircumcised dick is gross.

Hurt my feelings then and it still hurts. They actually really do make fun of you to your face about it and no, it's not sexy or feels good like those pornos. It makes you feel like a worthless loser.

>>34223495
>Then I hid in the bathroom for awhile while they tried to apologize through drunken giggles


Did you jack off? I would've

>>34223530
>you met every last woman in the world and know they all laugh at small dicks
How did you met every last woman in the world anon?

>>34223554
>no, it's not sexy or feels good like those pornos.

Holy fuck that made me laugh

>>34223554
that does seem that small. How many inches? ur dick looks normal dude

>>34223590
I was generalizing, you turbo autist

Nope, no girl has ever seen it and no one ever will.

>>34223629

It varies from 4 to 5 1/2 inches depending on how hard I get. Basically useless.

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>>34223554
>>34223629
>>34223700

>calling uncut dicks gross on 4chan

>citing a normal looking dick as ugly

>citing average size as small

>>34223700
5 and a half inches is basically average. You're making the asians mad dude.

>>34223808
>>34223807

I'm just telling you what happened to me.

My dick is also brown when shriveled. Probably means I'm not white either.

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>>34223853
>two shitty girls I went after made fun of me
>that must mean they all do

>>34223915

Yeah well all you see and hear is how only huge dick matters and that women will never want to be with anyone else and then you are ignored by women and figure it must be true.

Once you're down, you're not getting back up.

>>34223385
Fucking kek'd at the pic, what made it funny was the small dick jiggle

I thought I had a small dick,but after seeing that now I think I have an Anaconda

>>34223385
My current GF laughed the first time she saw it - and said "I don't think it's going to fit".

>Feels good, man

>>34223960
>believing stuff you see on 4chan
Anon you can be this stupid.

>>34223385
The trick is to tell them you have a small penis beforehand. Surprisingly it works, they almost seem disappointed when the finally see it's above average.

>>34223554
>mfw you get called gross dick for being uncircumcised but I get called gross dick for being circumcised

REEEEEEEE

>>34224119

I live in the US. My father is European, so they didn't get me cut. Now I get effectively locked out because no woman here finds it good.

>>34223960
>Yeah well all you see and hear is how only huge dick matters and that women will never want to be with anyone else
If you use your hands well along your small dick, you can make magical stuff and girls go ahegao

>>34223385
as a jewish man this happens a lot. is part of the reason i prefer children.

>>34224242
>is part of the reason i prefer children.
Wait ... what ...

>>34224214

Okay, so I have to do all this extra shit while a guy with a big dick as her almost orgasm just from the sight? Wow, makes it really appealing now.

>>34224258
>tell how to deal with small dick problem
>still self-victimize as if it would change anything
Anon, just get an onahole because women aren't for you

>>34224315

I'm not self-victimizing, I'm saying that I just can't compete and that there's no reason for a woman to want to be with me when she can get better.

>>34223385
>someone somewhere has a penis smaller than this

>>34224412

Like 1% of men have micropenis. Imagine their lives.

>>34224439
>getting paid to get your tiny dick sucked and mocked in porn
>hundreds of millions of men with normal dicks stay virgins into their 40's

Wow, what a rough life.

>>34224462
don't tell me you actually believe this you retard

>>34223385
grill laughed at my 1 incher before it grew to 6 inches, kek feels good m8.

>>34224721

I 100% believe it. Small dicked people can go act in porn and still have sex. Average dicks get nothing.

>>34224736
Flaccid I'm about 4.5 inches but my cock is always hard around any female I'm about to smash long before I pull my pants down anyway

>>34224439
>one percent of men are proven pedos in a study virally posted often
Hmmmmmm

>>34224870

Looked it up and it's actually 0.6% of males have a penis under 3 inches.

No. A girl has never seen my penis and never will.

>>34225059
I used to think that but then I had sex with a girl way out of my league. She only wanted me to get her pregnant but still it was awesome to have someone as good looking as her to choose me to be the father of her kid lol

>>34225135
I'm a level 32 wizard, its never going to happen.

>>34225162
why aren't you on wizchan instead of this normie shithole senpai

>>34225210
I post there too, but its way too slow.

>>34225210
all you did was name a second normie shithole

>>34223650
Until you end up unconscious in a hospital with female nurses.

>>34223385
Sauce on that gif?

dlaskj sdajk

>>34223442
>why live?
to let your qt 3.14 asian suck tyrone's dick while you watch.

>>34225017
That could just mean that it's twice as likely than anybody with microdick would be paydo.

No because a girl has never seen my penis.
Oringabloxdddd

>>34225544
I'd rather have a male nurse. A female nurse would just make me uncomfortable and I'd probably have a panic attack if she tried to touch me in any way.

>have small dick
>have gf for a short time
>she reaches into my pants
>grabs hard penor
>tells me its big
>dont believe her

>>34225674
You have that right at least in the US, but what if you're unconscious?

>>34223385
Damn who's this girl?

I laugh at my bf's penis but that's just because as body parts they're weird as fuck.
No other appendage can just fucking invert and totally retract into the body cavity.

>>34225760
If I found out a female touched me while I was unconcious I'd have them charged with rape.

>>34225829

It doesn't work like that. The blood rushes in and expands it and when the blood leaves it, it contracts. It's rubbery but stretches with blood. That's how ED works, blood doesn't properly flow into the dick.

Dicks are easy to understand, it's women and vaginas that are still a mystery.

>>34225766
Shunka Ayami

>>34223547
I don't think so since I never had that experience myself. The only thing any girl has done when I removed my pants was bite her lip.

Girls laugh because of it's big sometimes

>>34226218
Unless your dick is super big (and you'd know it) I doubt it

>>34226236
Mines a very fat 8 incher and a girl was giggling saying it's huge at the same time

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>>34224327
Anon, what the fuck.

A big dick alone won't make a girl agehao and moan like a beached whale. In some cases, it can be detrimental, because there are some guys are so big it causes most of their partners physical pain and a refusal to do sex. How would you feel if you had a giant cock that can be admired but useless, not even a blowjob? Not gonna lie, a big dick can be pretty cool, but you have to roll with the punches. Yours is average, which isn't bad. Use your hands well and you can make Chad Thundercock look like Freddie McVirgin in comparison.

>>34225059
Probably true, desu.

>>34223385
i sent a nude once and she said it was so small and cute, best part is that my penis is 6.5 inches and i thought that was big enough

>>34226304
You are delusionaI.

Not that I'm aware of. It made one gasp, one squeal and another beg without me ordering her to though

>>34226348
6.5 inches is like one and a half times the size of mine, so imagine what she'd think of mine.
Pictures may not have very good perspective on penis size either because they don't necessarily include scale, if you are particularly girthy your dick may look smaller than it is without the rest of your body or theirs to compare it to.

>>34226400
You're the one that's delusional if you keep shitting on yourself. You know there are fathers with smaller dicks? With consenting wives? You can self-depricate on yourself all you want, but your thought process makes no sense. Why would any girl expect a dude to have a big dick and reject him if he's doesn't? Some dude's marry women that don't have anything to grab onto for sexual purposes. It works both ways. Your dick is fine. Go get some pussy.

>>34226266
Well yeah, it was clear she was doing it because it was big.

Completely different from being laughed at because its too small

>19
>anticipating tinder hookup later that day
>no girl has ever seen my penor before
>psyche myself out, get really nervous and drink a lot
>when the time comes, I can't get it up
>after trying for an hour she gives up, laughs, and walks out

do women not understand erections? that dicks get bigger when hard and that a soft dick isn't representative of its erect size?

>>34226574
>You know there are fathers with smaller dicks? With consenting wives?
yeah look at how all those happy relationships turn out

>>34226779
>>>when the time comes, I can't get it up
I expect this to become a super common tale over the next few years
Young men completely submersed in porn and death grip masturbation blowing it when it comes time to actually do the act

My penis is average size but I get erections easily and my wife sometimes laughs when she notices that I am concealing an erection that I got from just holding her hand.

>>34226779
she laughed cuz ur beta ass couldn't get hard

>>34226795
It'd be better than the shit life you're living in right now. You think that all BBC's or BWC's live happily ever after? Bull-fucking-shit.

Get in a happy relationship or never try and live alone.
>INB4 'You fell for the b8 anon XDDD'

When does your dick stop growing im 18 and i have a 3 incher please somebody help and tell me there is still a chance please

>>34223385
>Has a grill ever laughed at your penis?

Yes.
And added that it looked like a baby penis.

It's a flaccid dick bitch, it's not supposed to look like a dragon dildo.

Also had one making comments about my erect penis.

If you're not hung like a horse and erect 24/7, they'll laugh at you out of sadistic pleasure.
Then again, they'll laugh if you're erect 24/7, you can't win.

t. 6"x5.5"

>>34227100

lel ur fucked. Might as well transition.

>>34227183
He can always jelq

>>34226941
>never try and live alone.
waaaay ahead of you m8. i've already given up

>>34226941
Why are you devolving into shitposting. I am totally happy with my life right now. I just know the simple truth that cock size matters a lot.

>>34227229
>He can always use witchcraft

praise be upon kek.

if dubs my dick will grow 2 inches tonight

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Ok guys, shitposting aside, is my 6-6.5" x 5" enough?

>>34227520

Check my post above:
>>34227107
>If you're not hung like a horse and erect 24/7, they'll laugh at you out of sadistic pleasure.
>Then again, they'll laugh if you're erect 24/7, you can't win.
>
>t. 6"x5.5"

You're fucked, these bitches nowadays have access to big dicks or huge dildos at any time they want, anything short of world's biggest cock is a joke to them.
Join the club.

>>34227743
I dont know about that. I'm not gonna delusion myself and think everyone with gfs have huge cocks. When I watch amateur porn my dick is usually the same size or even bigger. I read a article showing the majority of porn stars have dicks 7" and lower

>>34223487
>that isn't related to me
pleb

>>34226827
I had never masturbated at this point in my life

Well a girl has laughed at my penis but that was because I drew an eye-patch and beard on the head, talked like David Hayter and called it Above Average Boss.

>>34223554
Bi guy here
If your cute I wouldn't mind sucking it <3

>>34227100
Nope I'm 19 and it's still 4 inches. Feels bad desu

She laughed because I couldn't get hard and kept making "jokes" about it all night

In every one of these threads a bunch of replies just say "use your hands bro"

What the fuck am I supposed to do with my hands? I assume I'm supposed to get at her clit but how do I position my hand to do that while my cock is in her?

I also cum really really fast but I can go again right away. In my experience women think all guys have a refractory period of hours. How can I try to sleep with a girl when I know she'll just make fun of me when I cum in 5 seconds.

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>>34223385
>That size

Censorship wasn't even necessary

lmao

>>34223385
Yeah

It doesn't feel right even if she claims that. The fact is she never went down on me nor did I fuck her.

>>34223385
No, but I just hanged with landwhales, if they did it I would laugh at their fat rolls

>>34223554
As least you didn't get (((circumcised))), Anon, be grateful

>>34229302
Dude same. I sometimes would pull out, cum and put it back in without them noticing. Ive tried everything its hopeless