>hey dude, I heard you're a virgin. weird hah... but

>>34222891
empty your pockets or ill beat your ass

>>34222891
women hate virgins with a passion, why propose this ridiculous fantasy?

>>34222891
>fuck a little bit

no blueballs thx

>>34223113
Because it's a dude if not it desperately wants to be one.

No you disgusting whore, I don't want my first time to be with a degenerate junkie slut.

>>34222891
Sorry, w (thats w for woman) i dont smoke & (and) i have to fap tonight to some good italo porno.You are qt tho

>implying that obvious dyke likes men

>>34222891
sorry no saving myself for my wedding night

Sorry, I don't smoke the devils lettuce. But if you want to hang out, you can come with me to my bible study class later.

she looks like an older, even more sjw version of agatha.

>>34223588
Agatha: The college years.

>>34222891

yeah but you better take a shower first

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>>34223588
>>34223714
DELTEEEE THIS
origiganilli

>>34222891
>stares blankly
>chews lip
>stares at lap
>silent

>tfw that actually happened to me and I said no

>>34222891
>sure, ill bring my dab rig and some oil