>*cough cough* >Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy bro wanna smoke some

>>34222750
>How do you handle this situation?

Stab him

>>34222750
nah dude im good i dont smoke

is it that hard

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>>34222816
>not physically assaulting him

cuck

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>>34222750

Sure, let's have some

nothing wrong with smoking some weed from time to time as long as you dont donit daily desu

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>>34222980
What's wrong with doing it daily?

>>34223124
Nothing if you want to end up like david spade

>>34223149
I thought he was doing coke and heroin.

Fuck it, I don't even like weed but I'm not drinking. Just to warn you, I get paranoid and extra psychotic on weed so prepare for that. Also I wouldn't rule out a cheeky grope neither.

free weed is still free, even if it's from a stoner faggot.

I'd get high then fuck off.

>>34222750
Break his bong and stab him with the broken shards.

>>34223357
>I'd get high then fuck him

ftfy

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>>34222750
I proceed to smoke dank bud with him, good times were had by all and then we walk to whatever the closest fast restaurant is because thats always what happens.

Makes me recall how me and my friend would get retardedly high and go eat at a jack in the box near by. We would be unable to eat because we were too busy laughing uncontrollably like retards.

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>>34223430
there is hope after all

One time I was walking through downtown late at night because my car got towed and several basketball-americans tried to sell me weed. I just said "no thanks, I can't, they test me at work" (lies, I'm a neet), but they bought it immediately and said "That sucks man" and left me alone.

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>>34222750
How can anyone handle their hair like that? I have long hair and when it starts getting tangled up it drives me crazy and I have to fix it.

>smoke with
>if it's actually dank bud ask if he can part with some or can get more

>tfw smoking DUDE WEED LMAO right now

Coughing? After one hit? Not so fast. Let me show you how it's done.

>telekinetically grabs bong

Watch and learn.

smoke with him
free is free

>>34223678
>Basketball-americans
Black people?
Either way, I laughed my ass off at this

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>>34223839
>*teleports behind you
>gust of wind flows through the room
>fedora comes flying through the window on the gust of air
>lands gracefully on my head
>snatches bong out of your hand
>teleports away
>kills the bowl in one hit
>no cough
>infact you notice I dont even breath
>Pshhh... Nothin.. Personnel kid..

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No thanks, I've asthma and can't smoke anything
I don't have asthma but he doesn't know that

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>>34223987
>say this when people offer me cigarettes
>dont say this when people offer me weed
>I actually do have asthma

accept the offer and throw his bong on the floor. Call him a degenerate, pass him a bible, and leave.

It's a bit of a chicken or the egg situation, but in my experience potheads are total wastes of space in the majority of cases. Lazy, indolent slobs who lack ambition or motivation. Not to mention, they obviously stink.

>>34223149
What a millionaire celebrity

>>34224589
>Lazy, indolent slobs who lack ambition or motivation.

Ambition or motivation is not something I judge people on as long as they are paying their own bills

>>34222750
Sure m8, better not be dirt weed though. I'm only on that hydro.

>>34224960
Then you're a pretty good goy
>As long as they pay their masters they are free to waste their lives

>>34224911
He's homeIess now

>>34225018
As long as they're not taking charity or tax dollars they're free to not listen to me impose my values on them.

>haha that man is a janitor! What unmotivated trash

just doesn't make sense to me

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>>34222750

smoke it upppppppp fammmmpai

>>34225029
No I just looked him up and he crashed a Range Rover

>>34222750
strangle him with his dreads then shove his bong straight up his ass so the smoke billows out of his mouth. Then I'll rip off his jew-sized nose and beat him to death with it.

>>34222750
sorry sir i dont want 2 smoke the kush

>>34225049
He's literally homeless and in massive amounts of debt

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>>34222750
>You don't have a gun. How do you handle this situation?
No thank you. Turn 540 degrees and walk away.

Dude those dreads are pretty obnoxious man but I'm all for smoking some sweet ganja.
>proceed to smoke weed with a cool, chilled out guy

>>34225080
You guys are so disconnected

>>34225136
lts true bruh

>>34222750
No, I don't smoke weed anymore because I went too long without smoking and it destroys my lungs and makes me have a coughing fit and I feel like I'm gonna die.