Where the stoners at? My bong shattered today, after months

>>34220939

I had that happen to me. my carpet still smells.

>>34220939
water bottle and duct tape?

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>>34220939
Make a grav bong anon.

Why don't you just roll a joint

>>34220939
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hurgk uhrke huke hurk hurk dude. weed, lmao

>>34220939
waterfall bong! like the gravity but rather than hacking off the whole bottom of a two liter just poke a hole you can easily cover woth your finger on the bottom, fill it with water, put bowl throw the top cap(melt it) and let te water drain! fat rips

>>34220939
use something sharp and a vitaminwater or other widemouth bottle.

closer to a water pipe than a bong, but they work great.

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>atomizer/coil on my vape pen burnt out
>ordered two new ones
>won't get here until fucking THURSDAY because of Martin We Wuz Kangs Jr Day
>would have it in the mailbox by tomorrow afternoon if it wasn't for We Wuz Kangz Day

I fucking loathe niggers a little more every day

>>34220939
WHO /WEED/ HERE

LET US IDENTIFY OURSELVES BASED ON THE SUBSTANCE WE CONSUME, FELLOW HUMANS

WEEEED

WHAT DID I DO TODAY? SMOOOKE LMAO
WHAT WILL I DO TOMMOROW? SMOOOOKE
WHAT DID I SPEND MY MONEY ON? SMOOOOKE

WHAT WILL I SPEND MY MONEY ON? SMOOOOOOKE

WHY DONT I HAVE ANY MONEY??
SMOOOOOOOOKE

I DONT NEED IT DUDE I CAN QUIT ANYTIME!
SMOOOOOOOOOOKE

Dude don't criticize me! Chill out! You know what you need? SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

DUDE DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FRIENDS DID THE OTHER DAY?
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH ME DUDE?
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

LOOSEN UP DUDE YOU SHOULD:
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

>>34221966
Fucking hell man, I was expecting some dank buds on the mail today as well. Some killer Queen stuff. Then I check the small little note saying "since Monday is a federal holiday, all orders received this weekend will be dispatched Tuesday"

Now I have to wait until FRIDAY. Oh well. I got a few bowl packs left.

>>34220939
get a big gatorade bottle or something and drill two holes in the top. Attach a bit of hose to the end of your bowl and stick it down into one of the holes. Take another section of tubing and just push a little bit of one end through the other hole. Fill the bottle with water and you're good to go. Suck out of the hose and light it like you normally would.

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Let's ignore the autist and talk about how much we hate niggers. Fuck Martin Luther Kang, for one

>>34222050
You too know the struggle of black people interfering in our hobby

>>34222015
>spend 40$ once every 3 weeks
>lol so much money you should just become an alcoholic like me I only buy a 12 pack every day so easy to fit into my finances

>>34222070
Nah man. MLK fought for his people with non-violence and a message of peace.

If you can't appreciate that then you truly are non-white.

>>34222123
MLK was a fucking philanderer and a retarded minstrel coon who blamed everything on whitey. Niggers should have taken a page from Marcus Garvey and gtfo'd to Africa.

Nothings ever good enough for them though
>they get their own holidays
>they get dem programs
>they get they boy in da white house
>they get away with raping and killing anyone who isn't black
>but they still chimp out and demand more, clogging busy intersections and freeways

Ayo but y'all wuz kangz an sheeit gnomesayin

>>34222194
>MLK blamed everything on whitey
Not really, lots of blacks did during the civil rights movement but not MLK

He never pushed for programs either. Seems like your associating nigger behavior with a man who doesn't deserve that association.

I hate niggers just as much as you do but I respect anyone who uses non-violence to get their message across.

>>34222272
AYO WE WUZ KANGS AN SHEEIT

SO GIMME DAT FREE AFRICAN COUNTRY LIBERIA
AN THROW IN SUMMA DEM FEDERAL HOLIDAYS CUZ NIGGAZ ONLY GET BILLS IN THE MAIL LMFAOOOOOOOO
AYO WE WANT SUMMA DEM COLLEGR PROGRAMZ TOO SO WE CAN FUCK DEK WHITE COLLEGE HOES GNOMESAYIN

MLK might have been "non violent" and not demanding "dem programs" but niggers still fucked up his legacy anyways with another three letter acronym: BLM

>>34222335
>soros' attempt to undermine racial tollerence in America is MLK's legacy
No

>smoke several times a day for a few months
>don't even want to smoke lately
>weird feel when I hit the bowl twice and become disinterested

Oh well. This is now a post about complaining about black people anyway it seems.

>>34221231
>>34222015
Why is it that the people who have never smoked weed always the ones to shitpost about it?

>>34222383
>implying the niggers of today haven't supplanted MLK's legacy with their chimpery
Good joke

>>34222402
Niggers are also responsible for tripfags

>>34221153

Came here to post this

My friend broke my bong and I went months with the gravity bong just because it is so damn effective. You get such huge fucking hits off that shit. If you are a real man use a 2L bottle.

>can afford weed
>can't afford a new bong

???

>>34222486
LOL, stoners btfo
Maybe if you smoked less weed you'd be able to figure this out

Just started smoking last wednesday
Been toasted all day every day since then.
Have barely made it through half a gram.
This is gunna replace my booze habit mighty fast

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>Can afford $150 worth of wax
>Cant use any of it because of FUCKING NIGGER LUTHER KANGZ JR DAY

>>34222535
>>34222070
>>34222050
>>34221966
I literally didn't even know it was MLK day because my university schedule said "Monday has no class because of Human Rights Day!"

They don't even acknowledge the fucker
Based

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>>34222624
>they imply that niggers are human
sorry that's not based

so r9k
tomorrow im trying weed for the first time
only issue is that im gonna have to walk over to a park to do it, then im going to have to walk back 30 mins and prevent anyone from knowing im stoned since ive got someone to pick me up but they cant know ive smoked weed.
is this possible?

>>34222758
>but they cant know ive smoked weed.
Wait for a time that you're not stressed for time under. If you're anything like me you'll get horrifyingly bad anxiety and trying to hide the fact you're high makes it really obvious you're high

>>34222758
>ive got someone to pick me up but they cant know ive smoked weed.
You can't find someone to smoke with?

>>34222758
it'll feel like you're next to a fire, inhaling the ashes

>>34222445
I don't understand the appeal of making posts like this, but thank you for the (You).

>>34222486
>here an 8th is $30
>a good bong at the shop is $120

Which one costs less? It's easier to have $30 and scrape together and piece than $100.

>>34222848
all right i see
>>34222875
the person im smoking with dosent have a car
>>34222929
ill keep that in mind

walking for half an hour should be fine though right?

>>34222988
i dont know. the one time i tried weed, it felt like i was inhaling the ashes from a fire and i stopped before the high hit because i had to drive shortly after and didn't have any prior experience with it

you're going to have weed tasting burps for like 3 days

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>>34220939
Nigga why don't you just get another pipe for like $10?

Or get one of these, I use one and this shit can' t break.

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>>34222532
Keep smoking every day and soon 1/2 a gram will be just one session.

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Garden hose, conepiece and a plastic bottle. All under $5

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Have you tried harder drugs than weed?

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>>34223356
Have you?

(This comment is unoriginal)

>>34223783
Yes. Xanax and weed is probably my favorite high. I've yet to try heroin, but I want to.

>>34222960
>an 8th is 30$
bahahahahahahaha.

my bong was 120 and i got it for 90$ because i waited until Cyber Monday. took no effort on my part at all, all i had to do was wait for the right opportunity.
so hard right?

>>34223829
8ths are also around $30-$50 online. Searching for prices show it's anywhere from $30-$60 in places that it's not legalized. So why are you laughing at his post?

>>34223356
squidgirl poster,
I just want you to know
that I hate you
because I watched all of squid girl long ago
and I want to die
because no more squid :(

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>>34223886
I want to fuck this squid

>>34220939
Ok, I'm locally undisputed at crafting gravity bongs and what you have is enough. Find a cheap plastic vodka bottle or milk jug or 2 liter. get the lid and fashion a hole into it via stabbing or what have you.
Put the bowl in there and push until it breaks and microwave the rest.

>>34223877
because if you buy a 30$ 8th, you're smoking junk and are a retard and we don't know where he lives, he could be in Cali.
so why are you defending his post? did i make all the poorfags in here butthurt or what?

>>34224010
Because you people show up in every drug discussion everywhere, even offline. I don't understand why people brag about regional prices like they accomplished something.

>>34221153
>not doing falls instead

Why have a bucket bong when you could just do falls?

>>34224061
i mean, if you can get really good bud for 30$ an 8th, at least 25% THC, then i take back everything i said and i'm a dumb ass.

but the fact of the matter is that you get what you pay for.
>inb4 homie hook-up, grower's price

also, i don't think you know how to read. i'm not bragging about how much i pay, i'm saying that 30$ an 8th is netting you shitty weed, that's what i'm saying.

>>34224157
Well that's different. I usually see someone who brags about how cheap their prices are.

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>>34223894
Would you fuck these squids?

>>34223803
That's interesting. I've read about harder drugs to experience them vicariously. DMT trip stories are unreal.

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>>34224231
Maybe Mari, but they're 2old4me.

>>34224271
Psychedelics are actually "soft" drugs. A drug being "hard" implies it has the potential to make you physically dependent. Think opiates, benzos, stimulants, etc.

That being said psychedelics are in a class of their own. Other drugs are nowhere near as majestic.

>>34224271
hmm, that reminds me, I extracted some DMT a while back and never smoked enough of it to give me more than minor hallucinations. It tasted like ass and I got freaked out and figured I'd wait until I could take it with friends. I never did get over my avoidance problem though and have remained isolated so I never gave it another try. I guess the worst that could happen is I freak out a little, might as well try some again.

>>34224414
My cock is a hard drug

Any potheads in northern California? I'm Tryna find brobots to smoke with

Roll a blunt and face it, OP. Fuck building stuff.

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Used to smoke bongs but rolling big joints is so fun

>>34220939
>put end of bowl in mouth
>light grass sitting in the bowl
>inhale

Life ain't hard, 'cause I'm not a tard

heh.. guys..
marijuana hehe
XD

The only solution to crushing nostalgia is optimism about the future.

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Why are people mad about MLK day?

Is it cause your black dealer is taking the day off?

>>34227145
Lmao you've clearly never done that.

Enjoy the ash pouring down your throat

>>34227415
Not him but i've done it many times. It's not so bad as long as you inhale it lightly and theres enough resin in it, and if you have a screen you wont get any scooby snacks at all

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>>34220939
i use a plastic juice bottle just melt scissors and make a hole anon

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buy something with really thick glass, it's worth the one-time investment

>>34224157
The going rate around here is usually 10 a gram and I get an 8th of some really good weed for $35 and a quarter for $60. Been smoking for 2 years now and still get high off of 1 or 2 good hits of it.

What are Falls?

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>>34223803
You do not survive heroin.

>>34228517
What if I just use it on the weekends?

>>34228824
Your weekends will become seven days long.

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What's worth it boyos?

>>34229039
Both of the 34 dollar onee and the 32 one prob. Maybe the 54 dollar one but I don't see the price increase that much

The brain one looks shitty.

>>34224438
DMT is really fun, it doesnt last long enough for me though. My favorite is mushrooms

>>34229358
Same dude. Took 3.5 for my first time. Might have been too much but I'm gonna take more

>>34229397
Ive made ayahuasca before, really easy(basically a slow brew tea), the ingredients are legal to order online, and takes about 4 hours. 4 hours of heavy hallucinations, out of body experience etc i highly recommend

>>34229512
Is it dangerous at all? Might try it but will look more into it

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>ctrl-F "apple"
>Phrase not found
>mfw

Make an apple pipe OP

>>34220939
Don't be a poorfag and invest in a high quality simple bong.

Get an Ehle 250 straight tube for ~$70 or a RooR 250 for ~$75. You can go with the 100s as well but that's a bit too small for me. My first bong was a locally-made (Los Angeles) beaker bottom that I got for $80. I used that for a while before coming up with another $40 for an attachment. Used that setup for close to 2 years before I gave it to a friend. Saved up some money, so I went out and bought a Stereo Matrix for ~$250 on black Friday.

If you're not a NEET, it shouldn't be too hard to come up with money to get yourself a nice bong. You're going to burn at least a few ounces, if not pounds through it, so why not just buy something nice?

>>34229597
No! Itll make you puke though. Theres lots of really cool naturally occuring dmt analogues. Yopo is another one, for example

>>34229039
where the fuck do you live? those are overpriced as hell.

>>34230724
Washington home of weed. They're just hand made. I thought the same though I don't care enough about how they look tho so I didn't buy any.

>take an empty plastic bottle
>heat side with lighter
>stick bowl in an angle when the plastic starts to melt
>if (bong != tight_fit) ? go back to step one :()
>make a choker, fill some water and smoke away

tfw 2nd world and didin't even have bowl,used stolen water hoses i cut off in public gardens

>>34224141
not that anon but if youre still in the thread could you explain this please?

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>>34231202
over 9000 hours in ms paint

>>34231202
>take empty big plastic bottle
>make thigh fitting hole in cap for bowl (best using a screw-able pipe bowl and screw it onto semi melted plastic cap
>make a hole at the bottom of the bottle.

>screw the bowl on the cap and fill it
>fill bottle with water while holding bottom hole shut with finger
>put on the cap
>light the bowl on fire while letting go of bottom hole
>water spilling out creates vacuum
>wait for bowl to burn out
>take of cap and inhale the smoke in the bottle

it's called waterfall bong

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>>34223356
I've tried hash, weed, cocaine, MDMA and different pills with varying effects. MDMA is my favourite but I always get hit with a monster come down the following day after taking it and I don't want to end up retarded so hash is pretty much all I do regularly

Going to get my hands on some mushrooms next week

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>>34222015
>needing to form your identity around a concrete skillset or set of interests when you have weed

Not even a pol tard but stoners are so god damn annoying.
>AHAHA MY BONG BROKE XD GUESS I GOTTA GET A MEW ONE XD
Whoopty doo!

>>34231828
not even a pol tard but tv owners are so fucking annoying
>AHAHAHA MY TV BROKE XD GUESS I GOTTA GET A MEW ONE XD
Whoopty doo!

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>>34231097
The aussie special is all you need.