>hookup with a girl off tinder
>she puts her hand down my pants and feels my dick
>"wow it's so big"
>it's barely 7x5.5
Why do women do this shit? How fucking stupid do they think we are?
>>34220648
7x5.5 literally puts you in the top 10% of dicks in the world
>>34220737
wow, only 350 million people have bigger dicks than me...
3 girls have said I have a large cock and they were terrible in bed.
>>34220648
>chick grabs my dick
>im furious
>tfw "there is no god"
>>34220754
Or you could look at it as in a room with 10 guys, you would have the biggest.
The average women isn't going to see 350 million dicks that are bigger than yours.
>inb4 some generic roastie meme
>>34220763
why are you even fucking here?
seriously, do you think you're somehow a robot?
>>34220853
I also have a big dick but that doesn't make me a normie, being a normie makes me a normie. And because I know I'm a normie it makes me a hundred times more of a robot than you, normie.
>>34220648
Are you dumb? I thought the same and my ex cried the first time because it wouldn't fit. Became her sextoy afterwards, it was pretty meh.
normie trolling u guise