>Hey, Stacy told us you're looking for a gf! Is it true?

Wheels is a qt

>>34220145
i would but i don't really know you very well you are both complete strangers

>>34220145
I'd probably grab that gun and end myself

>>34220145
i could certainly date wheels.

>>34220145
Wheelz was qt until I noticed the tatoo on her leg
Even disabled chicks are sluts these days

>>34220176
>tattoo

I doubt it

>>34220145
You into drones?

>>34220247
u got any vape tricks?

>pure lard

anyone catch that?

I'm single, that doesn't mean I'm "looking" for anything

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>>34220145
>tfw turned down the wheelz girl in high school because I didn't feel comfortable dating a disabled girl

Not really my proudest feel

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>>34220327
Holy kek that is hilarious.

Also: wheels is a qt3.14... would date in a heartbeat

>>34220387
What kind of disability are we talking about?

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>>34220428
Also also:
>my captcha

>>34220387
Is it just me, or is the problem with dating a girl in a wheelchair not the fact that she's in a wheelchair.

But that you're worried people would think you're only doing it because she's in a wheelchair.

>>34220145
I'd fuck the cripple without a doubt.

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>>34220145
I'd take that hotwheels gf in a heartbeat.

>>34220471
Never thought of that before... my problem with disabled people is I would have to help them wash themselves, and I am a level 9000 germaphobe. I couldn't do it

>>34220387
Well, that's nicer than dating her even though you didn't like her.

Id fug THOTwheels until she can't walk

>>34220501
You get special cranes to help get in and out the bath if it's just that your legs don't work.

But it's why I can understand the wives of soldiers who get badly disfigured. If you stay then the whole marriage just becomes a case of "oh my god sweetie you're so strong to stay despite the disfigurement" and it's this whole sympathy case regardless of whether or not it actually bothers you.

However if you leave then you're a heartless bitch kicking a man when he's down.

>>34220604
>put the crippled girl in the pool
Usually takes a crane to get it out

>>34220245
This
It's on her leg near her foot
what the fuck

>>34220245
In wheelie gf's defense someone could have done it while she wasn't looking as a "prank", not like she'd feel the needle

>>34220604
>>34220629
She can likely do it on her own, even if she's pretty seriously disabled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh02mGRtnhM

>>34220692
This would never happen you autist
Girls are sluts, get over it

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>>34220767
fucking footfags kek

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>>34220845
>Can you were softsole moccasins please

What did he mean by this?

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>>34220441
She got into a car crash senior year. Left paralyzed from the waist down
>>34220521
I did like her, though. She was really sweet and kind before the crash. I was hesitant to gf her then because she was kind of ugly. I'm just a really superficial cunt.

>>34220767
What's up with her hands?

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>>34220767
>>34220845
Th-They actually are pretty nice

>>34221506
>They actually are pretty nice

What are pretty nice?

>>34220145
The one in the back can produce some good children who will go on to be space marines

>>34220145
pure lard in a can wew

>>34220145

Girl on left has a tattoo on her leg. This means she's a whore

Girl on right is wearing prostitute makeup.

Wouldn't date either one because despite being 4/10s, they obviously go to parties and slut around.

>>34221571
her feet

spodrjwpodjf

>>34221758
But Anon, they don't even work any more.

>>34220145
Kek, fat bitch literally carrying a can of pure lard around on her head.

>>34221784
>he doesn't fantasize about a crippled gf holding her feet in her hands and trying to give him a footjob even though it's impractical for her to do so, but she tries anyway out of love

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>>34222180
Now I do, thank you very much.

>>34220145
Oh god that girl... I almost tried to sex one of those big ones once. That girl in the pic is a bit prettier than the one I almost went for but she built the exact same way with maybe a more prominent back. Fucking linebacker.

>friend is dating a super cute filipina chick (now married and has a kid with her)
>he asks me to come chill with her and her "big" friend
>asks me if I would be a bro and keep the big girl charmed the whole night
>I say "of course" because how bad could she be? Nothing wrong with a big girl every now and then
>we get to the mini golf place and his girl comes trotting up to the car to greet us
>notice this gigantic shadowy sasquatch bouncer watching us from the entrance
>after greeting, I ask where the friend is
>girl points to the Jurassic mountain gorilla shadow who slowly starts walking forward into the light

I thought I could handle anything. Nope. I did get really angry though as no woman should look that bad.

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>>34220327
Good eye, my man

>>34223432
What did she look like?
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