>Walk into your room >See this girl sitting there all tied

>>34215335
Ask what the fuck.

call the fbi and ask them why they have a guy posting on r9k

:)

Get her the hell out of my home before my fiancee gets back from work. I don't wanna even try explaining it to her.

>>34215335
>get closer to her
>shhhhh
>slap her face and fuck her in both of her holes
>go play vidya

>>34215335
>untie from wall
>praise for being a "good girl" and being ready for me when I showed up
>ask how long we have before his gf gets home

>>34215374
>fiancee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGTiSgb2uxw

>>34215417
But anon, that's a biological girl. Are you retarded?

Ask her what she's doing in my house, dipshit.

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>>34215438
WHOS FUCKING FANTASY IS THIS?

>>34215335
Shit. I forgot the ball gag again.

Scream because I'd be scared as fuck that someone was in my house.
Ask her what her deal is, untie her, get her some pants, get her an uber back to her place, and go about the rest of my day.

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>>34215335
>leave blindfold and ropes on
>use leash to lead her to my bed
>have her lay down
>wrap arms around her
>put my face in her hair
>cuddle her until we both fall asleep

>>34215905
This was really cute, anon.
I got hard thinking about it.

>>34215905
shhh.. this isn't the place for those kinds of deepest, darkest fetishes.

>>34215335
>Fuck the shit into her.
>Leave loudly.
>Wait 20 minutes.
>Then burst into the room and free her.
>All while saying things like, "who did this to you?", "are you okay?" & "lets get you to the hospital."

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>>34215971
This post is very origami

Thank Mommy for the birthday present

>>34215335
make sure its actually a girl

>>34215976
she looks contempt with it, though

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>>34216132
But you wouldn't hurt her Anon, wouldn't you?

i wonder if my gf would be into this. she likes meme chokers and acts excited when my hands are near her throat

>oh my god! let me help you.
>what is your name?
>ugh i can't untie you. let me grab a knife.
>there.
>what happened, sweetheart?
>oh how unfortunate.
>can you walk?
>ok, i'll take you to the couch
>tell me, are you hungry? i could order pizza

EGGS

[end]

>>34215335
Untie her and ask what the fuck she's doing at my place. Ask if she has anything better to wear so that the neighbors don't think I'm bringing in hookers. Call her a cab.

>>34215335
Lift up its skirt and if it has a bulge I'm throwing it out the window with the chair

>>34215335
whip my dick out and get a bj then fuck the shit outta her and cum in her. then sit on top of her chest, pull the blindfold off and choke her to death while looking deep into her eyes.
orig.

>>34215335
>piss on her face, no word to her
>punch her face really hard several times and rape her

>>34217019
are u 12

>>34216681
do you get her some eggs too?

cd936d453bbc94fbe389c90a28237609

Anyone who is staying they wouldn't violently beat and fuck this girl is joking

>>34216206
It's not fair it never was what the fuck

>>34217114
Only if she's really hungry, I'm not wasting good eggs on random bitches.

And I'd seriously do all of that. I have surpassed the need for female affection and cannot be manipulated by women anymore.

>>34216999
Killed me laughing

Oregano

If she doesn't react to me coming in, leave the room and take a moment to myself, then go back in and question her before I even think of untying her.

If she hears me come in.
"What the fuck?" in a slightly high pitched borderline annoyed are you fucking kidding me tone.
If she doesn't answer, take moment to self outside, check her for weapons, then cut her ropes and see how she reacts to that.
If she does answer, tell her to hold on in the same tone as earlier, go take a moment to myself, then decide what to do.


If I've made it to the point in my life where I own a gun I'd probably sweep the house real quick. If not I'd keep my eye on the door and be ready to pull my knife, because who the fucking hell knows who might still be in my house.

I don't see myself calling the police without being informed of some things first, I'm not getting framed for fucking shit. I'd sooner slit her throat and dump her in a river than deal with that shit.

>>34215335
Kill myself, no way I'm not getting the remnants of my left destroyed by this cunt if she so chooses.

Fix her a bowl of eggs and then giver her the old lickaroo

>>34215335
take everything off and sell that stuff on craigslist.

>>34217676
This is the most jewish thing I've seen on this board, you have my respect Mr. Schlomo Goldsteinberg