Who's fat? What have you eaten so far today? >Oatz

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Two burgers

>>34211880

It's 10:51 on the East Coast. What are you doing, bro?

>3 scrambled eggs with cheese
>4 Oreos
>A glass of Coke
>2 mugs of coffee

>>Oatz
>>Coffee

same for me

>>34212158

Are you poor, on a diet, or both?

>>34211855
Chubby, mostly because I smoke a lot of weed lately and get the munchies and gorge myself with food. Also stopped working out about 8 months ago.

>4 cups of coffee
>Vanilla Chocolate Chip Muffin
>Dinner in 1 hour, broccoli/potatoes/pork filet

Bag of oven chips, beef sandwich, chicken sandwich, packet of crisps, chocolate bar, 2 cans of Mt Dew and a cup of tea

Are yous sure you are fat? Oats? Like plain oats? Thats diet healthy food.

Just 3 eggs and just 4 oreos? You have good self controle

Kebab & Fries
Pizza

I eat like a filthy animal and I weight something over 65kg.

>>34212338
Yeah, usually when I buy oreo's or other cookies the whole packet ends up eaten the same evening.

>>34212338
>>34212362
Not the same person btw.

This is me
>>34212308

>>34212333
Your whole day is my between lunch snack

>>34212338

Yes, I am still fat. And poor. I am dieting but I still have a ways to go.

One of the shitty parts about diets is that you have to look like a fat person but eat like a thin one.

>>34212384
Are you a giant? How much do you weigh? Do you drive around in a mobility scooter?

Yeah I'm fat. I haven't eaten anything yet today and it's nearly lunch time.
Though it's my cheat day so probs some fast food.

I usually only eat 2 times a day and not much unless of course it's cheat day.

Still fucken fat tho

>>34212308
That sounds like an anorexic day. ONE muffin and a healthy dinner with 2 veggies and some good protein?

>>34212384
It's still only half 4. Got dinner yet to come and then a lot of alcohol.
Still you must be a fat as fatass

>>34212422
I didn't have anything to eat until 3 pm. It's now 17:26 and starting to get pretty hungry though. That's why the muffin. I don't do much on an average day so it's ok.

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>>34211855
>mfw I have to force myself to eat more than 3500kcal a day because I'm underweight

I had a chicken ceasar wrap for dinner
450kcal
plan on having a pizza sub and a chocolate brownie my sister made
that's 650kcal

so, 1100kcal in total.
I was 220lbs the last time I checked

>>34212389
Dried beans are your friends. Also turnip, squash, beets, etc. Was never fat to begin with but when I found a stall at my local market that's selling beets for 0.69EUR per kilo I knew I could be the skellington I've always wanted to be

>>34212527
This motherfucker loves sandwiches

>>34212527
Are you tall? Because then 220 lbs won't be too bad actually.

>>34212550
I don't think beets would jam my groove

>>34212565
I do!
just bung the ingrediants in a tortilla and it becomes a meal

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>>34211855
Nothing so far, looking at some Weetabix with a little bit of suger, FeelsCanadaman

>>34212570
ish, I'm 6'1
I was 308lbs in September
this will be the second time I've lost a shit tonne (if I do say so myself) of weight

Two cans of Chef Boyardee. Ravioli and spaghetti and meatballs respectively.

>>34212619
Great man! Keep it up!

>>34211855
1 Kg tangerines
nothing else
ate nothing but 5 oranges over the last 5 days

lost 5,6 Kg
pretty happy with the result i sat on my ass all day playing vidya and losing weight

>>34212617

What am I looking at?

Flavorless wheat bars? And you put them in a bowl of milk?

Wait is this a proud to be fat look what i ate thread or im fat so im on a diet look what i ate thread...and no i don't ride a scooter! A mcchicken, a mcdouble and two bags of chips is not that much. Soda pop does not count cus its drinking not eating.

>>34212655
Thanks but it's really not hard
everyone could do it if they honestly tried

>>34212670
That is a terribly unhealthy way to lose weight anon. You're literally starving yourself.

Two satsumas
Bowl of Heinz tomato soup
Yeo Valley fat free greek style yogurt with raspberries
3 cups of masala chai tea with skimmed milk

>>34212722

It's both. Just fat people posting what they ate.

>>34212527
A pizza sub and a brownie for 650 calories....must be a small sub and brownie.

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>>34212677
They're popular in the UK too, and not flavourless.
I prefer shredded wheat though.

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>>34212722
>Soda pop does not count cus its drinking not eating

>>34212781
it's just cheese and tomato on half a long bun
and a piddly bit of chocolate brownie made in a chocolate brownie maker

>>34211855
>a bowl of cereal
>drinking a bottle of water rn

>>34212791
>not eating them raw out of the box
It's like you don't even ruffage

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>>34212791

Maybe they have flavour, but do they have... flavor?

Pic related kills the whole point of shredded wheat but they're so good, especially dipped in peanut butter.

>>34212281
I cook the oats and make oatmeal. it taste alright.

>>34212848
>dipped in peanut butter
This kind of shit is why almost all Americans are fat as fuck

>>34211855
>2 tendies for breakfast because they were left over
>2 chocolate bars
>3 packets of crisps
>Big mac

I plan on working out tonight

>>34212864

Guilty as charged. But it's so good when you don't care about anything anymore.

I'm past those days for now and don't even bother going near PB. Calorific crack in a jar.

>>34212748
and? im losing weight while not having to change anything in my daily habits
its a lazy way to lose weight

>>34212722
soda pops do count because they make you fat

>>34212822
Oh i make my pizza subs differnt. Sauce, tons of cheese, peppornies, salami, canadian bacon, sometimes sausage bits, olives. Onions, peppers, toast it all up in the oven on a long french bread and dip it in ranch sauce. Its basicly two french bread pizzas put together to form a sandwich.

>banana
>pear
>2 rolls
>2 wafers
probably gonna go make some eggs for dinner

>a bowl of tortilla soup
>black coffee

I'm still a fat shit

>>34212954
Damn.You take your snacks quite serious.

>>34212677
Pretty much, the suger is for fat spergs, it's not to bad actually, can confirm just ate some.

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>Brekkie
Yogurt
Banana
Apple

>Lunch
Tuna and spinach on wholemeal toast
Quarter of a cucumber
Apple

>Dinner
Salmon
New potatoes
Green beans
Mangetout

>Drinks
Water or strong tea no sugar

Im so ready to not be fat

Soda is made with high fructose CORN syrup. Corn is a vegi, vegies are healthy. Soda is healthy.

>>34212848
Fuck me man, I sometimes binge on mini wheat for like a month or two, why can't I quit you.

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>>34213049
Mediocre bait. Try again.

First day back to community college and the gym so I'm back to watching calories more strictly.

So far I've had a pop tart pack and half a venom to drink. Bout to eat lunch which will be pizza rolls and yoghurt with water drink.

I'm 5'9" and 212 aiming for no more than 2200kcal/day so 900kcal at lunchtime isn't too bad.

>>34213013
That would be a meal for me. A very tasty meal.

I use to be like you all , being healthy and skinny. I would do protien shake for breakfast, protein shake for lunch, grilled chicken breast and salad no dressing for dinner 6 days a week then one regular meal of whatever everyone else was eating a week instead of the chicken....but fck that im tired of being skinny for other ppl.

Ill be fat if i want too! Im a robot anyways so who cares.

>>34213183
I think most people here eat so little calories because they're overweight.

>>34213104
Im not kidding mate. If you are fat soda isnt your problem. Its only like 120 calories a can.

Diet soda is the stuff that makes you fat.

>>34213240
>Diet soda is the stuff that makes you fat.
lel wat

>>34213240

>Diet soda is the stuff that makes you fat.

How so?

>>34213240
>CORN SYRUP = VEGGIE = HEALTHY DERP
>S-SERIOUSLY DIET SODA MAKES YOU FAT

>>34211855
Oats with some low fat milk and 1/2 banana.

>tfw the banana is the only sweet thing I'll eat today

I fucking hate loving food so much.

>>34213295
Try some natural yogurt and fruit

>>34213295
It's so shitty when you're fat and you've eaten so much sweet sugary stuff every day that fruit doesn't taste as sweet as it should.

You never heard about how bad diet sodas are? Oh no you guys have to be woke.

Ppl who drink diet soda tend to gain more weight. You may be saving some calories but the chemicals in them make you hang on to weight.

I was kidfing about HFCS being good for you because its made out of corn but i am not kidding about this...look it up.

>>34213376
>Ppl who drink diet soda tend to gain more weight
It's most likely because hamplanets eat shit and then order diet soda and call it a diet.

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>3 boiled eggs, some pickled veggies

Still fucking hungry reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34213376
Look it up? How about you supply your own evidence to build your ridiculous arguments on? First you literally say corn syrup (which is just glucose syrup = sugar) is a veggie, then say soda is good for you and end with a "diet sodas make you fat". You are allowed to post stupid shit but don't tell me to look up your ridiculous shit

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>>34212848
>especially dipped in peanut butter.

im not fat but i usually only eat 1 meal a day.

i woke up at 7am. 12:20pm now.

so far i havent eaten anything.

>>34213468
are you autistic?
he was baiting with the HFCS shit
and it was super obvious too

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3 eggs and a glass of milk. I should have been born a dairy farmer.

>>34213468
Its not glucose. There are differnt types of sugar and they effect your body differently. Hint, the type of sugar is in the name

And fine don't google it. You must be fat cus you are lazy.

I dnt even know what you want me to post as proof. Like what?

All im saying is the chemicals in the diet soda is not good for dieting. You dont have to believe me if you dont want to.

>>34212951
you arent going to have any muscle left

1 egg
tablespoon of white rice
dash of celery
water
sprinkle of bread crumbs

:3

>>34213582
i dont have any muscle to begin with

Cinnamon roll
Two hot link hot dogs
Chocolate milk

>>34213441
you need to get stuff that will fill you up, but not add weight.

rice cakes, crackers, fruits, etc. Drink lots of water too.

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barramundi wrapped in scallop

during my neet days i used to eat like 4 corndogs, entire bag of pizza rolls and 8 cokes

now its more like 3 hotdogs, 15x pizza rolls and 3 cokes. brownies for dessert

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3oz beef jerky, lemon-water, and a can of baked beans. Feels good man.

A lot of you on diets seem to think the lower calories the better. That will make you lose weight but gain it right back. Try eating the same amount of food, even a lot of food but a lot of healthy foods.

Its really the chemicals and process foods that are makng you fat...and inactivity.

>>34211855

Ate a generous plate at a Indian buffet with fives pieces of nan bread and a 12 ounce coke.

>>34211855
3 hash brown patties
4 slices of fatty bacon
And one large cheese scone gonna have lunch in half an hour and I'll have 3 tendies and a bowl of fries maybe a chocolate bar if the jew lady isn't in today fuck paying a buck fity for chocolate

>>34211855
>shitty packaged cinnamon bun
>pack of mini oreos
>tea with honey

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>tfw I've already forgotten what I ate today

How the hell do you lot do it? It's literally out of my head after an hour.

>>34211855
One tamale, one cup of tea

>>34213895
When you're an overweight fatty mcfatter on a diet you have to remind yourself of what you've eaten because my usual diet consists of nothing then a late night takeaway and now im eating 3 square meals a day.

>>34212736
With all that extra weight you could get muscular and turn into a Chad

>pb banana sandwich w choco protein bar
its p good

>>34214018
doesn't appeal to me

>>34213997

When you had only one nightly meal in a day, how much was it typically?

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Wouldn't say fat, just skinnyfat. I'm actually not overweight for my height, it's just I have a belly and lovehandles and a bit of upper leg fat. That said nobody has ever called me fat and I appear normal weight when clothed.

I eat no more than 1200 calories a day these days. Today I've had

>Breakfast
Banana and a blueberry yoghurt

>Lunch
Chicken sandwich on brown bread and a cup of grapes

Not had dinner yet, will do in an hour. Gonna have veggies and maybe a bit of tuna or lean ham

>brother is getting takeout

REEEEEEEE

>>34214160
>skinnyfat.
lift

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>>34214060
Calories? Err pretty damn hefty, on a typical night i'd eat;
1x Double cheese burger with onion rings on
1x Portion of fries
1x 12'' Cheesy Garlicbread
1x Litre of soft drink

or if it was from Dominos
1x 14'' pizza with stuft crust
1/2 of a portion of wedges
1/2 of a 9'' cheesy garlic bread
2 cookies
1 litre of drink

Im a proper fatty, 5'6 and 210

>>34214160
Im this Anon >>34214341 and I dont know about you but my brother is one of my biggest enablers, he'll always get takeaway if im on a diet just to eat in front of me, and he'll always buy me stuff from the shops even If I dont want them...I have a small collection of stufff he bought me that I refuse to eat while im on this diet.

>>34214341

>liter of soda

Why do you even need that much of any beverage for one meal?

>>34211855
1 sausage
2 slices of bacon
A chocolate croissant

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>>34214425
I didnt normally drink it all, i'd drink like half and drink the rest the next day but thats still really bad...

I've been on water and tea only for the past 2 and a half weeks and not once have I had a craving for soda which I found surprising.

>>34214341
This guy knows whats up!!!

And is your brother fat too? Maybe he doesnt want to be keft behind.maybe he feels like you wont boy things with him anymore. Maybe you will get fit and leave him......if hes not fat then fck him, trying to keep you fat that bastard.

>>34214475
Yeah hes fat and very complacent with it, though I do get the vibe he doesnt want me to get /fit/ even though hes a proper chad and constantly has girls on rotation, he wears the weight well desu and I dont.

>>34214461

Drinking calories has always seemed pretty pointless to me, even at my fattest. I'd rather eat food than drink soda.

>>34211855
>tfw losing weight without trying
>tfw fatties can't lose weight even when they try hard because they can't stop stuffing their face with food

>>34214512
Maybe lift...if you keep your diet the same you will still look better and carry the weight better like your bro.

Do you guys eat a lot together? Thats so heart warming.

>>34214620
>Do you guys eat a lot together? Thats so heart warming.

Yeah we do, hes a chef so he gets in late and cant be arsed cooking while I stay up because making someone eat alone should be a crime.

>>34214620
Shit I posted too quick. Yeah basically I want to lift, im currently doing dumbell exercises and walking 30 mins a day at a fast pace (Ik powerwalking is for women but I cant run without being a joke)

My plan is to lose 2 stone then get into the gym and start lifting.

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>>34211855
>tfw my eating schedule is more fucked than my sleeping schedule
I had a mcmuffin and a coke at noon. I probably won't eat again until midnight or so when I finish with work then I'll probably have a microwave chinese meal