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You are even writing like a beta
kys my dude

they're text messages not real life verbal conversations
having pauses indicated with ellipses is the most beta shit you can do, it's no wonder she made up an imaginary friend who's playing

>asking somebody out to a CS tournament
>asking somebody out at all in the first place
Ree

>>34211430
stop using dots please

>>34211430
Wow youre cringy

>>34211430
Looks like you need to git gud at CS to get any friends

>>34211430
Don't use too many dots my friend that indeed make you sound like you're afraid

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>>34211430
Ahahaha you cuck, there is no way out of here!! You are here forever!

rofl git gud fag

>Asking a girl out to a CS:GO Tournament
>Using periods to ellicit a pause while texting
Holy shit please end yourself

Why are you texting like that?
>Oh yeah...
>hey so...
>there's this thing
>do you... Want to go?
>*awkwardly smiles*
>*nervously twittles thumbs*
Jesus Christ, if there's one situation where you could at least PRETEND to be a man sure of himself, it's over text. There's no body language involved, she can't hear your voice quiver, but you can't resist being absolutely fucking beta, can you?

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>>34211465
>>34211505
How do i write like a nonbeta then? don't use the dot dot dots?

>>34211523
; ___ ; that is true...

>>34211430
>4 messages to write a single thing
>"..."
How can one person be so beta? ...

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why am i such a beta guys.....
>it's okay...

>>34211544
>even using ; ___ ;
Look lad, if you have to use foggy emotes, keep it to an ironic ;_; rip, don't keep attention whoring your emotions through this bullshit. And what's already been said is true, there's no better way to make yourself seem like a complete fucking loser than the triple dots after every word you complete fag

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>>34211469
...that's ironic....

....because.....

I use them.....

More than anyone else in here.....

And I get laid... More... Than all of you... Put together....

...and I'm THE MOST ASSERTIVE ALPHA 'shove it down your throat' bastard you'll ever meet...

So....

You were wrong again...

Surprise !!....

>>34211599
QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING ELLIPSES HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOD DAMNED MONGLOID YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT EVER IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING ...
DON'T FUCKING BITCH AND WHINE AND HATE LIFE WHEN YOU DO THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF FUCK

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>>34211600
FUCK. yeah. i know. i don't have friends and don't talk to people online a lot, so i'm super autistic in typing and i want to fucking die. is there some guide online i can learn?

>>34211612
neptune everyone know's you're a fucked meth head you needn't explain your ellipses - it's simply your brain finishing processing a sentence

>>34211642
I wasn't convinced it was b8 until now.

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>ITT: autists going fucking bannanas cus a guy used some ellipses in a text.

It's not the fact that you use the ..., it's the fashion in which you use them. She's reading them in your voice, she pauses when she sees the dots. You're putting them in places that an insecure, unsure person would pause.

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>>34211430
>tfw her friend wins the tournament and kiss her in the end

>>34211430
who does her friend play for?

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>>34211700
please don't put that image in my head..

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>>34211720
Shit I feel bad now. Sorry, anon.

>>34211720
If I were you I wouldn't worry about that, I'd worry about the blowjob she is going to give him on his hotel room later.

>>34211700
You forgot that after that they go to the afterparty, win or no win and then they make love until the sun rises.

I have a feeling you are using ellipses to feign your "nice guy, shy and socially awkward" facade so you can trick her into falling for that "nice guy". And when she doesn't you will believe that all girls hate nice guys, blah blah.

Self fulling prophecy.

Why dont you just be honest with her?

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>There's that big CSGO tournament. Do you want to go

Woa there casanova. What's next, are you gonna invite her to E3

>>34211788
What if she likes CS? If I knew a girl who liked it I'd invite her too.

>>34211788
>are you gonna invite her to E3

Do this OP, she'll be impressed you got $955 tickets

>>34211599
You deserve every bad thing that happens if you can't even make literally the easiest correction to your habits you can possibly make.

>>34211667
Thus is the life of a neo clover website millennial.

>>34211818
>$1k to go see some shitty blideo blames

>>34211642
Who is her friend and in which team is he playing?

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>>34211995
i don't want to think about it. i guess i'll just stop talking to her. not that it mattered.

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>>34211720
>wins the tournament
>gets the girl
>gets sweet gaming ad deals from victory
>marries OPs girl

>>34212032
At least you tried. Most of /r9k/ don't even have the courage to do that.

Next time try to invite her personally.

>>34212032
that's probably best familam.

there's still hope for you I think. first, cut off all the ellipsis shit, if you don't know how to use, then don't - you'll learn with time. don't do things that make it look like you are 2nd guessing yourself, fake it till you make it.

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OP should send a dick pic. She might change her mind if she sees his monster cock

>>34211430
Kek OP. If you cant even talk without sounding like a beta over text what chance do you think that you'll have in person?

>americans in csgo

lol

>>34211430
Kek you can only text like that if you're a turbochad.

>>34211430

Soup vegetable.

>>34211430
>(he's competing)

This bitch is dating a professional cs go player? It's a major

>>34211612
>the crackhead appears
>>34211652
LMAOOOOOO

>>34211430
Csgo? I had to google. Going to some video game convention. What are you? Fucking gay?

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>Do you...want to go?
>...
>MAYBE IF I ACT LIKE THE SHY GUY FROM MY FAVORITE ANIMU SHE'LL SAY YES

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>>34211599
>still with the ellipses

Oh my fucking god OP this is amazing

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>>34211430
>Do you.. want to go?
>..

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>>34212873
Oh my fucking Kek this thread is hilarious

>>34211544
anon, something I learned while attempting to normie last year form my housemates and that i noticed, is don't use punctuation.
Ellipses are beta, and full stops come across as too forceful/autismo. Use commas or don't use anything.

>; ___ ;
Also, no, for the most part avoid anything that isn't actual emojis, unless you know the person/they use them too, then stray away from text-based emojis

>Hey, there's that big csgo tournament in Atlanta this weekend, wanna go?
that's all it needed to be anon

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>>34213193
thanks, this is really helpful, i hope i can make it

>>34213535
anything that can help bromigo

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>>34211642
>is there some guide online i can learn?
fuck man you have got to be kidding me

>>34213535
actually dont listen to these dudes
i can tell you are a timid fragile guy
even if you do manage to deceive them into thinking you are cool you wont have any fun around them

try to find people who are somewhat similar to you and dont be too passive

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>csgo tournament
>d-do you... want to go?

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ITT:
KHHV robots pretending like they'd do any better than OP

>I'm already going with my friend (he's competing)
>Already going with my friend
>My friend
OP, stay away. 90% chance she's friendzoning both you and the pro gamer. I mean, she probably wants to get close to the CS pro for some kind of eceleb status and to cash in on that prize money. Not sure what she would gain from having you as her orbiter, though.