You're still a virgin, Anon? That's so cute!
How about i give you a nice blowjob? I'm sure you have a big tasty dick... ;)
M-my dick is slightly smaller than average and I don't shave, just trim.
Maybe we should just have real sex?
Sorry, but THIS is my kind of blowjob
>Grabs .44 magnum
>put barrel against my temple and blow my fucking brains out
blowjobs don't count btw
I need to get a shower first
>>34210972
i literally wouldn't be able to get hard
happened to me a few times when i fucked prostitutes
That would be such a pleasure, m'lady