What would you do if you had a son who then grew up to be a furry?

>>34208691
I would definitely beat the everlasting fuck out of him. Then I would see if that had any effect.

Then he would be disowned from my family and sent out into the wastes to become some furfaggot yiff slave.

I would rather have him just come out as a normal gay person. Shit, he would receive nothing but love and support for anything he did except being a shamfrul furry

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>>34208691
Call up my boy Mike Pence for some electroshock therapy

>>34208691
perform DIY lobotomy on him

>>34208691
Tell him he's a cunt and disown him

>>34208691
Tell him to really think of his life choices and tell him he's going to be paying for his expenses, because I sure as fuck ain't giving him money to waste on a fur suit.

I also won't be seen with him when he's wearing the damn thing.

>>34208691
I'd make him wear the suit while I violated his cunt (male).

T-That'll teach him...a lesson. Of some kind.

>>34208691
I would tie him to a tree and pour gasoline on him gag his mouth and then let him starve to death

>>34208691
As long as he has a stable job and isn't a druggie, I don't care what the fuck he does. I don't know how his dad would react though.

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>>34208691
Buy him a tail plug and show him how girls are treated in the bedroom obviously.

Give him a stable dose of lsd and while under its effects help him understand that what he's doing doesn't make sense and is amusingly absurd.

That being said the porn is still fantastic.

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>>34208691
I would teach him fashion and get him away from that suit faggotry. That way he could find a similar outlet but not be a fucking huge faggot about it

Tell him he is anatomically appropriating animals and that he should check his privilege because animals didn't choose to be animals
Next I say he is a shitlord

>>34208691
Tell him it's fine as long as he keeps it to himself and doesn't act obnoxious. If he want to wear a fursuit he will only do it in appropriate settings such as conventions. Otherwise it will be kept put away, and no furry paraphernalia is allowed to be displayed in my home, even in his own room, at any time.

I'm not going to disown my son for liking something considered weird, but I will instill in him an understanding of being appropriate about it. People at his job should never know, his friends should probably never know. If he's going to be into something so socially unacceptable he should keep it hidden.

>inb4 but he should be proud
Sure, if he wants to be beat up and possibly murdered for being a weirdo, because that's what he'd be, a weirdo. I am not going to hate him for that, but I am going to be honest with him.

>>34208691
No suit, no tails (clip on or otherwise), no animal ears in public nor around the house (only in their room if they are quiet about it).
As long as they have the decency to at least try and hide it then that means they're not completely shameless. Which is good.

If I caught them wearing it carelessly I'd damage the mascot costume, preferably with fire. Otherwise I'd just awkwardly play it off like I walked in on them masturbating.

I'd fuck them up and get rid of them if I caught them using my funds to purchase those multi-thousand-dollar fursuits and/or commissions.

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>>34209041
I'd try not to fuck him, especially if he's wearing a suit like that or this.

>>34208691
Honestly, if I had a child the only thing I would enforce is that they lift weights and maintain a healthy body and eating habits.
There isn't a single goddamn thing that matters more than having a healthy, beautiful body that you can depend on.

>>34208691
This thread reeks of /pol/
Anyway, why tell stuff like that to your parents anyway? I never got the whole 'coming out' thing; Just keep that shit to yourself man.

On the other end, why would anyone even give shit. If my son was a legal adult (so not just a faggy, sexually confused teenager) capable of taking his own decisions, I would see no reason to force him out of it. It would be a bit too late for that anyway.


>beat the shit out of him
I seriously hope there aren't subhumans on here that actually do this.
>>34208735
Oh nevermind. I hope you never have children, you human trash.
You're a thousnd times worse than any furry

>>34208691
If you're not a drunk, a druggie, or a manwhore. Along with not being obnoxious and not wearing that shit near me or my wife, then do whatever floats your boat.

Tell him to keep it private. Jesus some of you edgelords. Guarantee your parents would disown you if they knew you were on this site.

>>34208691
Wonder where everything went wrong but as long he doesn't act like a loud sperg and keeps his fetish for himself I wouldn't mind that much.
What annoyes me the worst about furries isn't their shit taste, but how they won't stop talking about it every goddamn second.

>>34210104
t. triggered yiff fag

Tumble on out of here twinkledick

>>34211088
my growing problems with furrys is that some use it to hide their rampant pedophilia or rl bestiality fetish.

>>34208691
>Not embracing it
>Not buying an Iguana and adventuring together the three of you
>A Boy his Father and an Iguana

>>34208691
kick him out, hope he rethinks his life

>>34211165
>didn't even read my post
>literally a potential abusive parent

Bet you did't get any love as a child.
Your parents treated you like shit and now you're a shitty adult letting out your issues on your own children. You're a disgusting 'human being'.

>>34211300
then he might start sucking dick for meth

maybe if your child becomes a fur you've already failed as a parent

Don't care if he's an adult and capable of making his own decisions.

>>34211596
>maybe if your child becomes a fur you've already failed as a parent
They can't monitor all the degenerate shit their children browse, you know.

Those fursuits look creepy and uncomfortable af though. Even a furfag like me draws a line.

>>34208691
My Chad seed would never do this.
The only fur he'd wear would be the fur of bears he has hunted.

>you're just in it for the porn, right? Right?

I would disown my only child because it's a 4chan meme to hate furries.

Make it look like suicide.

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Precisely pic related.
*murrs originally*

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Like father like son
Fuck a furry in the bun

>>34208691
I don't mind furry that much, but fursuiting is a little too much for my liking.

>>34208691
Cut off internet connection.

>>34211801
>it's a 4chan meme to hate furries.
Furries desperately want to believe this

>>34208691
Set fire to his stupid costume.

put a bullet in my head because I clearly failed in the worst possible way as a parent.

>giving your kid enough money for a fursuit
Of course he'll be a spoiled maladjusted brat, and use the surplus of money to buy depraved shit.

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>>34208691
stop supporting him in any way financially when he's a legal adult, i'd let him live with me still if he really had nowhere else to go but i wouldn't allow any furry shit in my house or allow him internet

>>34211560
Kill yourself furfag nobody cares lmfao go jack off to beauty and the beast