>tfw 27 year old lesbian >tfw know only 4 lesbians in my

>>34207865
To be fair anon did you try tinder and similar stuff? A whore will get you off but do you really want your first experience to be with one?

>>34207865
Well good luck my lesbian friend. I wouldn't try it with a whore though since lesbian sex is a little different. I don't want you to get any STDs.

>>34207891
no, i live in a small town and i hear tinder is full of straights/skanks wanting a threesome. have you had success?

>>34207865
Are you a butch one?

Have you read The private report on my lesbian experience with loneliness?

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>>34207865
do you want to be my platonic internet practice gf? we can talk, hang out, play vidya, watch anime and send memes and everything

>>34207931
Tinder is full of straights and skanks, but it's also free and you get to talk to the person and find out if you hit it off first.

>have you had success?
No, but my cousin is a small town lesbian and likes that kind of stuff. Besides I sympathize with your plight as a late bloomer myself (same age). I thought about hiring a prostitute many times, but I think it'd really desensitize me to sex. I'm glad I waited, because the partner I met recently would not have been happy if I had used one.

I don't know you as a person, but I think that if you waited this long, you might as well get someone to take you gently.

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>>34207935
no, i also dislike butch lesbians so that rules out 60% of my pickings, but at this point i may fuck any butch that gives me her lesbo chad smolder.

>>34207961
i tried it but it was a little too real for me to see such serious subject matter in manga format.

>>34208007
will you be my gf if I wear a wig and a dress

>>34208007
>i tried it but it was a little too real for me to see such serious subject matter in manga format.
You probably should push yourself through it and finish it before going with a whore, because it might end up happening to you too.

It's no edgy/angsty shit, by the way. Just a very real possibility.

>>34207997
are you a real girl? skype?

>>34208022
does she get STD'd or something?

>>34207865

I feel for you. I'm currently going through something very similar. Almost every night I lie in bed and cry before I fall asleep because nobody is there to hold me. It's been eating away at me for a long time, but especially bad this year as I just turned 25..

I would be too afraid to hire somebody because all I really crave is being touched in a genuinely romantic way. Tfw.

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>>34208143
heh no I'm not a girl why does that matter I just like memes and want a friend

>>34208172
25 was the worst, but the feeling does go away somewhat by 26. i don't cry myself to sleep, but i am realizing i'm going to die alone if i don't get a gf by the time i'm 30.

>>34207865
I'll gf you if you're fat and very hairy like lesbians tend to be, I promise I can eat pussy better than one.

>>34207865
I will be your lesbian gf anon. I don't have any type of penis.

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>>34208280
i'm thin and shave. wow even on /r9k/ i can't catch a break

fuck it. i'm going to go look at prostitute profiles, masturbate to them, and then get cold feet again after i cum

>>34208143
>does she get STD'd or something?
No, she gets weirded out and can't go through with it. It makes her feel very depressed.

>>34208306
Isn't it time for you to grow out of the whole lesbian thing anyway?

>>34208252

Just hang in there. I have a date wednesday with a qt short haired lez girl that I met at my job. If I can get a date you definitely can.

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>>34208306
hello madam would you please respond >>34208179

>>34208342
no respond to this >>34208018

>>34208443
this >>34208018 guy is clearly onto something degenerate while I >>34207997 want to be your friend

>>34208306
Holy shit that's my life in a nutshell except i have a dick and im straight

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>>34207865
>lesbian
would a trap work for you?

>>34208443
>>34208342
>>34208462

You guys are beyond pathetic you know that right? She is looking for women. Just give it a rest..

>>34207865
i can be your lesbian gf (male, no trap)

>>34208573
fuck you go away
>>34208502
and fuck you in particular
>>34208443
and fuck you also for good measure

This >>34208342 >>34208462 >>34208179 anon is not offering a relationship that has some semblance of being homosexual unlike >>34208018 >>34208443 me

>>34207865
Lesbians are just women who haven't taken a good cock yet. Let me fuck the gay out of you.

Do normal prostitutes also do lesbians? I never thought about that

>>34208641
They do, and since most women are hungry for pussy they even tend to be much nicer and more accomodating than towards male clients.

Still, much harder to keep safe from STDs during lesbian sex and they are guaranteed to have at least the minor ones.

>>34208306
Have you ever tried feeling a male body?
Do you like getting "penetrated"?
Do you wish to be born male or with a penis?
Are you more feminine?
Are you a virgin?
Do you like being in charge of or following someone?

>>34208664
do you think lesbians scissor or something? how can they get STDs if it's all tongue, fingers, and possible toys with condoms?

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>>34208640
Pic related it's me

muted vlox

>>34208742
Funny thing is dykes would fuck a woman not only on the same level of attractiveness as you but much lower than you just fine.

>>34208724
You moron.
Std get spread thorough blood and bodily fluids.

>>34208760
how would lesbians even get them? you don't swallow the clap and get it in your crotch

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>>34208742
pic related it's you

fuck you /r9k/ stop fucking muting me

>>34208782
They kiss, they do oral sex, exchanging bodily fluids, and then the clap gets them a nasty sore in the lips.
They Also tend to be bi scum swingers and give each other diseases they caught from chads.
Today high end prostitutes tend to be more cleaner with worries of not being able to earn anymore, than your average Stacy.

>>34208874
a cold sore isn't an std.......

>>34208841
this image describes no less than three guys that I know, right down to the indie dev thing

Sorry OP. I'm a lesbian and I have a beautiful gf. I hope you find someone

>>34209024
>a cold sore isn't an std.......
What the fuck is herpes but an STD?

>>34208782
With a guy they wear a condom 99% of the time, unless you pay a lot extra. With a girl they are much less likely to use a dental dam and other shit.

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>>34209075
It's a virus. Look at that age distribution. Are all these kids slaying more than the whole of /r9k/?

>>34209383
>It's a virus.
So is HIV retard.

>>34209383
While you can get both HSV-1 and 2 on your genitals and on your lips - it is generally understood that by "genital herpes" people mean HSV-2.

>>34207865
I have a lesbian I know in person currently interested in me, but I'm fucking up in the online chat. How do people flirt in text messages? It just seems so impossible.

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I feel, OP
I'm lesbian garbage, too.
My whole life, I've only fallen for older women, but I'm always turned down.
>tfw awkwardly poured out feelings in a female sexy audio thread and no one responded or cared
I'm too poor to hire a prostitute, so I'll just lurk /ll/ threads on /u/ until I kill myself.

>>34210498
Fuck off, you can always just post an ad on cragistlist or hookup sites and get some repressed housewife to bang you.

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I'll be your gf OP if you actually find me cute and are willing to occasionally be my mommygf

>>34207865
How do lesbians feel about traps?

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>>34209434
You seem like the only one here wrapped up in "genital".

>>34209412
So is the flu. What's your point?

Gay men can fuck easily. They might have trouble getting a steady relationship, but most cities have a park or some place where you can go at any time and get fucked in the butt.

Why is it hard for gay women to get laid?

>>34211117
now you know how straight men feel

>>34211134
I thought women were suppose to be sluts not prunes.

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>>34211117
>mfw Im a gay man in a relationship, but no sex

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>>34211155
only sluts when they don't have sex with ME

>>34211075
>You seem like the only one here wrapped up in "genital".

>Hur you mentioned the word "genital" twice while talking about STDs.
kys.