/britfeel/ I can't believe it is I making the thread edition.

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Just got woken up by my laptop turning itself on. Time to ditch windows 10 I think.

Considering this board is full of students and NEETs I'm surprised there aren't more people on at this time

I need to find a new place to live desu. Do any robots live in a house share? Is it suitable for a spergy bellend like me?

>>34203395
little reddit babbies have to be in beddiebyes for school in the morning

>tfw got no sleep
>tfw got a full work day ahead
this is going to be fun

I feel like shit lads should I go to college or not.

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>>34204464
>college
REEEE normie get out!!! College is norman central.

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>>34204464
go to college

t. NEET with no hope or prospects

>>34204495
believe me I really wish I wasn't there. It's torture.

>>34204464
Do you have the vomiting bug or something?

>>34203091
>Who is that in the sky? Is it I?
It's Venus

>>34204254
doing what lad?

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>>34204549
What a delightful time to share a photo I took of Venus on the first of January, maybe someone could edit it into the main britfeel image sky.

>>34204661
that's just the moon

>>34204680
Venus is the bright dot to the left hand side.

>>34204661
What time of day was this?

>>34204742
It says 17:44 but I think my camera was incorrectly set for BST so probably 16:44 is the correct time.

Anybody else refuse to acknowledge Tessie May as a real PM or her right to make the decisions she's making? She doesn't represent the PM people voted for, what's she doing leading us through such a turning point in British history?

sorry to get all political on you first thing in the morning lads, but I've been at work all night and it's been stewing

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>>34204792
fyi if you looked a little more to the top left when it was a bit darker you could have seen Mars too

>>34204842
Ah shit really? Any chances of seeing them all lined up again soon? I think I went inside after a few shots as I'm not built for the cold weather, also the southern sky is a treefest around here.

>>34204254

I was still awake at 4, slept sometime after that and woke again at 6.30. I don't know what happened.

Feeling awful, lads. Like I said in the other thread, I'm gonna pick up my laptop then go home and sleep.

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>can't remember the pass to unlock my phone

I'm a fucking moron, please make it stop.

>>34205438
The symbol lock thing is better for that, just set it as one of your initials or something

>>34204894
Not with the moon, but Mars will be the same kind of position relative to Venus again tonight. Almost directly southwest at ~5pm

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>4chan is so inherently contrarian that it's now cool to be a hardcore christian guardian of morality
really makes you think

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>>34204254
>slept for less than four hours
I spent a minute trying to make a comment, but I couldn't come up with one

>>34205720
Always had a fair number IMO

>>34205720

I'm glad someone else has noticed how absurd this place is.

I wonder how those types reconcile tugging themselves senseless to /aco/.

>been Anglophile
>never get to know any british people
>eventually read about how it's not all roses there
>stop being an anglophile
I'd still like to visit the UK.

>>34205876

It's pretty nice, really. The weather's a bit shit and the people can be very strange, but on the whole I'd recommend it.

>>34205876
>I'd still like to visit the UK.

Good to visit, wouldn't want to live there.

One of my favourite past times is to scrape my tongue as soon as I wake up in the morning and sniff my fingers. The smell is rotten and atrocious but I love it all the same.

>>34204811

She's a scapegoat.

>tfw work training at 10
>woke up at 7:30 put the bins out and have been laying in bed since then

Ahhhhh I need to get up!

>>34206042
I have no idea why she is pursuing this hard brexit strategy. I thought the Conservatives were supposed to be the party of business. This is going to destroy hundreds, if not thousands, of small and medium sized businesses. And thousands more will take a serious hit.

And for what? What's the upside? I don't see one.

Gave my daki kiss before I left for work

Was it autism lads

How much money do you currently have lads?

288 squids here

>>34206211

It's all hurr-durr shit.
Glad I can afford to live elsewhere.

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>>34206331
3186 quid, why go on?

>>34206375
Yeah I moved out of Britain a few years ago when I saw the way the wind was blowing.

Hope I never have to come back. Once you live elsewhere you really see what a depressing place it is.

>>34206430
Give me some pls, I want to buy more anime figures

>>34206434

Where do you live now? I have been thinking of getting out of Europe for a while.

>sisters iphone wouldn't charge
>found a piece of tissue stuffed down inside the lightning port

Why did port covers stop being a thing?

>>34206434
I can't wait to abandon ship on this shitty island, I hate the cramped living conditions and shit weather.

Can't stand the people either as it seems we are all programmed to be pessimistic about everything and that means nothing gets done.

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>>34206457
No, i'm waiting on my own figma which hasnt been released to arrive first.

>>34206466
I live in southern Germany, so still in Europe.

But I've also lived in the US. That was good too.

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lol

This is a warning to all you paki lovers, this is what you're rewarded with once they hit puberty

>>34206508
Post pics at least

lol, some chavvy slag with red hair walked past my house just now shouting after her toddler to not run away "THEON, GET BACK ERE"

Fucking naming your kid after a character in a tv show.

>>34206585

She was 12 in that photograph, you insane, crypto nonce.

>>34203340
That happened to me at 4am while it was supposed to be on sleep mode. Fucking bullshit if you ask me

>>34206682
So she's 44 now, you telling me japanese women at 44 look that shit?

>>34206705
>>34203340
It's the fucking forced updates causing this bullshit.

You can disable them pretty easily though, just google it.

>>34206644
At least its one of the more passable names from the show. Could be worse.

>>34206717
>Muh glorious nippon

Get the fuck out of here you weeb piece of shit. Have you ever even been to Japan?

>>34206736
You've never been inside the queen but you still love her

>>34206331
5 quid in my wallet
that's it

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I love being gay and having a boyfriend

>>34206941
reminder that /britfeel/ has a lot of straight and gay lonely people here, and that posting about your partner serves to just make other people in our friendly community sadder, please refrain from doing it, even if you were like many of us, one of the lonely people and managed to find your way out of the abyss and feel like telling any one you can, spare a thought for those still in the abyss

>>34206717

She's spent her entire life in the hills of Afghan. Go live up a hill in Wales for three decades and come back handsome, idiot.

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>>34206604
Of the figma or money? Cause the latters safely stashed away

>>34207042
What a waste of money, Fire Emblem sucks dick

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>>34207089
Its MY waste of money though, what flavour of the month animeshit would you have picked?

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>>34207131
This one.

I won't argue the show isn't shit but I like Mikasa.

>>34206973
I have a girlfriend but I'm still miserable, if that's any comfort to you.

>>34206735
Isn't theon the one who betrays his adopted family then gets his dick cut off.

Not exactly the best associations desu

>been putting off going for a shower for three hours

I just can't be arsed, but I have to soon because the train station's so bloody far away. Also the "y" key on my laptop has more or less come off.

some show on the tele right now saying that bigfoot is an alien hybrid being living in caves mining precious metals for their et masters
also apparently all ancient beings that are half man half animal, like anubis and medusa and whatever are aliens too

who the fuck believes this shit

I told my oneitis that i liked her and now she has filed a harassment complaint to HR.

I'm going to get fired

>>34207298
People believe it because they choose to. It's more interesting than reality, and especially their boring lives.

I wish it was true too. I wish something cool could be discovered like aliens. It would be exciting. But it will probably never happen. The best we'll do is discover evidence of aliens existing, too far away to ever contact let alone visit.

>>34207344
Women are the embodiment of evil

>>34207344
That's crazy. Did you get on well with her?

>tfw no chubby yandere gf
https://youtu.be/CSaLNGOGcrg

>18 year old man is arrested after the discovery of a 16 year old girl's body
>man
>girl

Wow, the BBC sure know how to pick their language for maximum incitement.

>>34206735
I meant it can kinda sound like a real name. Not like Targarien or some shit

>>34207232
Meant for.. Originally so
>>34207484

> could only sleep for one hour
> went to work
> brought laptop home for later in the day

Hopefully things are about to get seriously /comfy/ in my bed for a few hours. I hope I'm just tired and not actually ill

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>>34207414
holy shit look at those fucking tits I'm in love

Why do they make sugar sachets so small lads? Need 8 of them to makes a sainsburys latte drinkable and it makes you look really greedy. Just make them bigger reeee

See you, lads, have to go learn something (maybe). Be sure to NEET it to the max if you can.

How do I get bennies if I'm outwardly stable?

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Rate my animu taste lads

>>34207682
You don't you scrounger. There's no difference between outward or inward stability. If you weren't stable mentally it would show.

>>34207695
That attitude is what's driving the male suicide epidemic, anon.

>>34207688
Never seen an anime but I'll say good anyway.

has anyone ever done heroin before?

Lads, I'm addicted to chicken cup soups.

I have one or two a day, they're so filling and only 120 calories.

>>34207844
>has anyone ever done heroin before?
>>34207885
>Lads, I'm addicted to chicken cup soups.
You two should be bf & bf.

Don't fancy work desu. Feeling tired and lazy.

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>tfw parents slowly getting sick of you being a NEET doing nothing all day

parcel force take the fucking piss

been sat here waiting for 4 hours and nothing

>>34207963
>tfw parents got sick of telling me to get a job years ago

feels good

>>34207688
I've only seen.a couple of those but it looks pretty decent to me lad

could do with more moeshit though

What would you do in this situation:
>Signed up for extra work at the moment (can't really back out)
>Need to finish an application to improve qualifications before the end of the month (will involve a fair bit of work most likely)
>Not enough energy to do both in one day

>>34207991
does it not ever come up in conversation anymore?

>>34207994
I fucking hate moeshit.

It's boring as fuck and the only "discussion" that happens about it is "Which rabu raibu would you fug XDDDD".

>>34208033
>>34208044
I detect roasties that are upset that they will soon be replaced by perfect anime-waifu-bots

>>34208026
Once every few months my mother'll ask but I'll just ignore her. As long as I give her some of my bennies for food she leaves me alone.

>>34207716
Suicide is an outward act you utter retard.

>>34208062
I like animu grills, I hate moeshit.

It's fucking garabage and I don't understand how any normal person can sit there and watch tea parties and little girl drama for hours on end.

>>34208033
If indie devs ran the industry - i.e. creative people trying to challenge the status quo - then the extra money would let them move mountains. Auteurs and artists rather than corporate shills - Capcoms and Konamis.

Meanwhile, moeshit has its place. Personally I find that if I'm drinking for a second day on the trot, the low-stimulation comfort of moe is just right.

>>34208094
>being this misinformed
>has never seen an indie game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbiL8D6qX0&t=4s

You lads gonna get one?

>>34208108

Only if I can treat it badly and make it resent me.

>>34208120
Please do not bully the AI

>>34208108
You have to push the button every time you want to talk to it, awful design.

Going metal detecting today m8s
Wish me luck on my search for treasure
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34208104

>Titan Souls
>Emily Wants to Play
>Those ones with a sad silhouette child before there was a proliferation of them.
>Papers, Please
>The Binding of Isaac
>Darkest Dungeon
>Five Nights at Freddies
>Salt and Sanctuary

There are solid indie titles out there.

>>34208131
>Doesnt talk back unless you want her too

You mean perfect design

>>34208141
>Papers, Please,
>FNAF

>solid titles

>>34207844

6 years. Don't do it lad.

>>34208141
>pixelshit
>jump scares
>"narrative" games

kek
There's a little indie company you might have heard about that actually produce good games and self-publish, they're called... Nintendo.

>>34208094
>creative people trying to challenge the status quo
lol

90% of indie games are shitty copies of SNES games they played as kids.

>moeshits good when you're drunk

So is family guy

>>34208108
No, I already talk to enough imaginary people.

>>34208108
looked into it and it does look good
but at the moment it also looks limited to what it can do. i think there are only a few specific activities you can do with it, talk while eating breaky, brush teeth together, have conversations. the 2nd or even 3rd gen versions will be better. it shows promise though.plus if it's not a version of my waifu then i don't know if i want it. hopefully there'll be software soon where you can have any anime in there.

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>>34208173
No, you're talking about night one drinking. I'm talking about day two day drinking. Granted in part about SNES games though.

>>34208150
>Knocking Papers, Please
See pic related

>>34208187
They already showcased having different characters in it, even a version with hatsune miku

>>34208135
that sounds good. me n a chum went beach combing near brid, found loads of bullet cases,training bombs n misiles. i found a lump of what's looking like amber. was good fun. i'll see if i can fund some pics on my phone. you gonna take pics of your finds n post owt good?

>>34208190
Papers Please is interesting for the first five minutes but very stale after that. It's not a good game, you are just too easily impressed.

>>34208217
It's easy to be impressed when the market is saturated with dreck.

>>34208135
>>34208215
Scrap it tbqh. The weather is not on my side

>>34208245
It isn't. There are plenty of great titles out there but you need to look being indie garbage.

Had a dream that I assassinated Catherine Zeta Jones with a sniper rifle. Shot her in the stomach. Then it was all over the news and I was terrified I was going to get caught

>walking through a cemetery looking at the graves
>see one for a man called Robert Robertson

why would his parents do that to him

>>34208245
Papers Please is dreck.

Play a real game, like EDF 4.1, Gravity Rush Remastered, The Last Guardian, The Witcher 3, Bloodborne etc.

>>34208319
it was a different time, lad

>>34208275
I play plenty of mainstream games. There are some decent ones out next month.

>>34208320
I'll give you Witcher (didn't like it but it is objectively good) and Bloodborne.

>applying for universal credit
>this comes up:
>"Most people are expected to spend up to 90 minutes travelling to work, if they can."

is 3 hours a day spent travelling to/from work really reasonable?

>>34208285
It did happen

Just in another reality

>>34208353
i think its because they have a rule that says if a job is within 90 minutes travel you have to apply to it

>>34208353
>3 hours travel
>8 hours working (though 9-5 is being replaced by 8-6)
>1 hour showering/ general prep/ breakfast
>8 hours sleeping
Four hours to yourself is plenty, right?

>>34208369
Literally no one at the job centre expects you to do this though

>>34208319

Solid name by my ears. My name, frankly, is awful. If you're naming a child either go straight as an arrow, or utterly bonkers. It's John or Algernon, Ellen or Euphoria, no half measures.

>>34208343
> (didn't like it but it is objectively good)

From a gameplay standpoint (literally the only thing that matters in gaming) It's objectively not

>>34208353
>is 3 hours a day spent travelling to/from work really reasonable?

Erm, that's just how it is sport. Took me 3 hours to get home the other week; that was after a 9 hour site shift.

>>34208401
>From a gameplay standpoint (literally the only thing that matters in gaming) It's objectively not
what's wrong with it?

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>>34208399
>>34208319
Could be worse famalama

>>34208353
No and as the law stands your workplace need to pay you for time you spend travelling to/from work.

>>34208425
were furries a thing when he was born

>>34208156
why not mate? i have nothing to live for anyway surely it cant get worse than this

>>34208420
do you live in london and work in manchester or something

>>34208401
>>34208424
That was it for me. I hear that the story is amazing but I just couldn't stick with it because the gameplay was so clunky and the combat felt like dogshit.

>>34208441
No I live in Manchester but had a gig in Wythenshaw - 31 miles away.

>>34208436
>your workplace need to pay you for time you spend travelling to/from work.
what country is this the law in?

>>34208424
Have you seen the combat?

It plays like fucking Batman or Assassins Creed or any of that other shit that's borderline on-rails

The fact it dodges for you with only 1 button press (no direction required) and targets people automatically is a joke.

>>34207688
>aku no potato

>>34208459
a lot of people say that, but i really liked the combat in the witcher 1

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Don't forget to cast your vote if you haven't already lads.

The choices for Film Night -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until Thursday at 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>>34208441
I was on train, and some middle aged roastie started chatting to me. Apparently she commutes from Cardiff to Manchester every single day

3 hours each way.

I asked why...

"The money"

Have fun spending it when you're on a train for 6 hours a day

>>34208501
Why isn't it on Saturday? I have work first thing :(

>>34208501
Can we reschedule for saturday? Going to be out for a few drinks with the lads on friday night so

>6'1
>9 stone
who else skele here?

>>34208494
>wahhhh muh cute anime grills!

>>34208532
We're considering doing something on Saturday i think someone said actually. >>34208501 what's up with that op?

>>34208540
Fuck off Norman

>>34208551
maybe eat some fucking dinner m8

>>34208566
Yeah there was talk about a documentary biopic, possibly about Charles Manson. I hope it goes ahead, the Shipman night was great.

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>>34208522
>tfw takes me 95 minutes to get to work via bus

If I had a car/motorbike and could drive, it would be okay and take round 40 minutes assuming no traffic

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>>34208551
>tfw BMI of 29

>>34208566
>>34208602
>>34208532

If there is interest we can do a Doc night or something similar on Saturday. Serial killers seem to be the interest really, and there is plenty of documentaries about them to last us a long time.

Some anon also mentioned maybe doing a mid week night for watching and taking the piss out of terrible tv shows. But lets see how Film Night goes before we start flooding everyone with new nights.

The man who just sat in front of me on the train could not smell more of hash if he tried.

>>34208501
thought it was on a saturday lad, but good choice of films
would be good to get this going again
will pop my vote in now

>>34208319
>Robert, son of Robert
I would name every boy in the family Robert, going down generation after generation.

>>34208737

If you like Medieval naming conventions, might I suggest the BBC program The Last Kingdom.

>>34208482
>witcher's gameplay is purely combat
>the combat is bad
lmao what a pleb you are

>>34208464
The EU my friend, which the UK has to obey.

>>34208846
>The EU my friend, which the UK has to obey.
if it's the law, then why does no one get paid for their travel time?

having one of those days where i just cannot stop eating, lads

fucking hell, i'm supposed to be going on a diet

>>34208883

Because he read the law wrong. You only have to get paid if you work on multiple sites, you get paid to drive to the first.

>>34208198
there's been 2 characters so far that i've seen. the main character of that azuma hikari and the miku one was a demo thing apparantly.from what it says on the gatebox site anyway
there will be more and think they are lining up a english speaking version for the US

>>34208425
Don't japs say their surnames first in their language?
So like in japan is his name Wolf Dick?

>>34208896

I haven't eaten since 4:30 yesterday and now that I've gotten to 18 hours without even trying, want to push on and see if I can do a 24 hour fast.

>>34208902
Yeah they are making an english version

I wouldnt be surprised if they also made some sort of virtual store where you can buy your AI waifu clothes and accessories

>>34208909
Also on any sort of database or register surnames go first, so it reads as Wolf Dick

>>34208937
yeah that will be coming as well desu

>>34208955
"Is Wolf Dick present?"

>>34208955

Knot bad imo

>>34208883
Because people aren't aware of this. When I brought it up to my boss he sighed and admitted I was right, and to not mention it to any of the other employees.
I get an extra 30 minutes pay per day, simply because it takes 15mins to walk in.

had another dream where i was in a happy relationship with a real qt, we went out for a meal and took a walk through the village before getting back home and cuddling infront of the fire

then i woke up and had a little cry, im pathetic and i hate my self

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all this talking of gatebox reminds me there's been no call
shame on me desu lads.
waifu time
get em posted
and qt 2d if you've not found that special 1 yet

>>34209021
it only applies to a minority of workers like anon said though: >>34208899

if you're in the same place every day, it doesn't count, it's only if you travel around for work

>lips are chapping even though I've not left the house in 2 days

why
this is horrible

>>34209071
do you lick your lips lad?

>>34209070
Travel to work counts as work, that's the law, you need to be paid for it.
Grow some balls and take charge of your life and don't let people treat you like a slave.

>>34209084
Not usually, but I have to at the moment. I will put vaseline on after breakfast, that helped yesterday.

>>34209087
>Travel to work counts as work, that's the law, you need to be paid for it.
i'm sorry anon, but that's just not true, not in the UK at least

>>34209101
never lick your lips lad, the salty saliva dries them out and makes it worse

>>34208846
You don't half talk a lot of mad dog's shit.

>>34209122
Ah you have reminded me, I ate a tube of pringles, perhaps that was it. I sometimes get chapped lips after eating very salty food.

>>34208996
Stop

You'll summon katyusha anon

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>>34209064
qt 2D right here.

One day I will find the special one lads.

fuck it lads, nobodies streaming on twitch and theres nothing good on youtube i'm actually going to for a walk with my dad

>>34209113
It's federal EU law, that's like saying laws in the US don't apply to Texas.

>>34209188
Nice one lad. Have fun with the famalam.

>Window cleaner outside
>Have to pretend they're not there

This is such a fucking horrible feel. Why is this happening to me?

>>34209195
it's not the law in the EU either, you've just misinterpreted it

it only applies to workers without a fixed office

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>>34203091

This is the current state of my hallway wall, I started stripping it last night.

I'm hoping to have a productive day today, and by the end of the day I'm hoping to post another picture of the finished or almost finished job

>>34209233
good luck lad, thank fuck ur getting rid of that horrid colour

Anyone listen to Kero Kero Bonito?

>>34209233
I look forward to it, mate.

HA! JUST KIDDING! I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

>>34209206
dad just wants to 'have a poo first'
thanks dad

>>34209262

You should have seen the living room where it was a kind of horrible dark pink.

I'm not even sure what colour to have it though. Once I'm done stripping the wallpaper I'll put a plain white undercoat on, but I want to have a green wall, just a less horrendous shade.

>>34209267
lol yes
Bonito Generation was ok, the songs are a bit cheezy though and I can't tell who their target audience is.

>>34209332
you putting lining paper up?

>>34209233
might want to throw that picture away whilst youre at it.

>>34209355
Me and you lad, we're the target audience. Internet-obsessed, identity-crisis, 20-something males

It's an escape

>>34209311
That is actually sensible and you should consider it too.

If you're out, ages from home and you suddenly need to desperately poo, what then? Will you just poo on the grass and not wipe?

Just pop for a quick bob before you head out lad. It's the smart thing to do.

>>34209400
>what then?

everytime i've needed to shit while in the middle of nowhere i just take my boxers and socks off wipe my arse with them
and ditch them.. not really that difficult

>>34209392
It's nice to listen to something inoffensive and fun. I really like Big City and Lipslap.
The Japanese she uses is also simple enough for me to understand so I may have a different listening experience to others.

I wonder how big they can become.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

>>34209372

Nah, I just paint an uncoat onto the plaster then whatever colour on top. It worked fine in the spare room.

>>34209427
In a designated shitting street I hope.

>>34209428
Break is just wonderful. Trampoline too. It makes such a difference to my attitude when I'm listenining to songs with a positive spin. Who'd have guessed?

It's horribly hipster but I don't want them to get big not that I think they ever could, far too niche

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>>34209064
What are the practical benefits of being an hero?

>>34209489
I almost went to see them live a few months ago, wish I had.

>>34209218
I know that feel.

They show up with no warning, and shoot up the ladder in under 10 seconds. Half the time I'm naked and have to dive under the covers and pretend to be asleep.

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Exam in an hour and a bit wish me luck lads

Fuck I'm not ready

>>34209574
Where? I was under the impression they're based in East London from their music videos

I tried watching The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976) on BBC iPlayer but the premise, an alien who becomes rich by bringing his technology to earth, doesn't work when the technology we have now is superior to what they imagined in the 70s. Really weird seeing the height of what they imagined a camera could be like as one in which the film was developed internally, even the digital camera is better than that.

>>34209638
Scala, in London.

>>34209631
Do your best anon-chan
I'll suck your penis if you do well

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>>34209064
Cheeky bit of phoneposting at work to help break up the routine. The routine of phoneposting at work, that is.

In fact I've been working so hard I reckon it's time for a lunch break.

Have you ever been to Manchester and felt its rock and soul scene vibe. Listened to girgeously sad soul music whilst walking around and gazing up at the skyscrapers with a tear in your eye?

Because this feel. Is the feel ;_;

>>34209650
That'll be a first anon

>>34209645
When was this? I've seen live videos and she's a shit singer so maybe best to avoid that

>>34209064
>tfw finally find my waifu
>she is perfect, it feels so right
>she dies

why

would it be considered gay if i got a beej off a bloke? i dont consider my self gay in the slightest, men dont appeal to me at all and i think dicks (besides my own) are disgusting. what about getting wanked off by another man? also would there be men that'd be willing to suck me off knowing that i wouldnt give them anything in return?

>>34208108
woah what the fuck is this. This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

The state of this advert. Is it actually encouraging asocial behaviour?

>wake up alone, talk to virtual waifu
>eat lunch alone, text virtual waifu
>spend evening alone, talk to virtual waifu

There was so many opportunity for the guy to break out of his comfort zone and talk to real people etc.

The world is becoming like the film "her" and it's scary.

also I thought Japan had a major population crisis due to hikiki shit like this? Shouldn't such products be morally repugnant given the circumstances?

>>34209764
Go to a glory hole you massive homosexual cock lover

>>34209764
>would it be gay if I had sex with a man

I think you know the answer to this anon

>>34209812
but none of what i said involves having sex with a man

>>34209844
Blowjobs and wanking aren't sexual? News to me mate

>>34209764

>would it be considered gay
Yes it would be, but who cares? Nothing wrong with being a little bi now and then.

>also would there be men that'd be willing
Yes, a lot of benders enjoy giving bjs, just one reason they're better than roasties. Where you at senpai, I'll give you the succ if you're nearby.

>>34209878
yeh they're sexual activities but you dont get sucked off and say you just 'had sex' do you? that implies penetration

>>34209735
Back in November I think.

>>34209898
post was actually quite relieving tbhonest, i've heard a lot about the 'men giving better bjs' but wasnt sure if it was a meme. im in the midlands

>>34209921
Shit sempai me too, east or west?

And yeah obviously not every bender is great just like not every woman is shit, but gays do tend to enjoy giving it more and enthusiasm helps for sure.

Mummy May gave a good speech.

>>34209956
Did she? Seemed like a lot of buzzwords to me.

>>34209947
i mean it does make sense when you put it that way, im in the east mids lad

>>34209973
'We dont want to be part of the single market' is a buzzword now?

Lads, I've got a proper floor in my loft and it's carpeted.

Are loft floors built to the same standards as normal floors?

I was thinking of putting some gym equipment in my loft like a rowing machine and some weights.

It's not insulated in there so it's pretty cold but working out should keep me warm.

>>34209999
i just wanna witness these beautifull quads desu senpai

>>34209989
Shit lad I'm west. Drop a kik or email or something if you wanna try and hookup sometime but if its too far for you then that's cool.

>>34209991
No, spastic, but on the whole she used a lot of words that didn't mean a whole lot. I'm happy they've finally got a plan and I'm happy they've decided to leave the single market but I think they've taken an incredibly convoluted and conceited route to getting to this point.

>>34210030
>on the whole she used a lot of words that didn't mean a whole lot.
Give examples

>>34209739
> she dies
aww lad.
does she die straight away
this sounds weird but does it matter
desu mine calls somebody else darling every time i see the anime or manga, it fucking kills me. but i can't help feel the way i feel

>>34210028
i only have a kik lad will that suffice

>>34210164
Yeah lad, post it and we can see if we can work something out

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

What are you lot up to today then?
I hope whatever you choose to do you enjoy to the fullest!

Has anybody got any vidya they can recommend that's available on the PSN store?


>>34209631
Good luck, anon! Althought I don't think you'll need it. You'll do fine, I'm sure!

>>34209739
No anon should have to see their waifu or husbando buried. You have my condolences.

>>34210177
here ya go mate
mukuu

>>34210216
FFVII is on psn I think

Also red dead redemption might be

>>34210216
I gather you've just awoken lenlad?

>>34210222
I have both but solid recommendations!

>>34210240
Yeah, day off so i indulged in staying up late last night.

>>34210259
also I downloaded stardew valley off of PSN. Not to my taste personally but I gather fans of harvest moon are absolutely raving about it.

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>>34209064
ALMOST forgot to post today

apparently google is giving me a free business email with a domain name of my choice, what should I make it?

>>34210313

wow, how come?

>>34210259
>wasted trips on useless reccomendations

I am ashamed. Did you ever play journey?

>>34210333
scratch that, looks like the jews were just giving me a free trial

>>34209560
i've had a think and, for the an hero part i suppose it would depend on the people you took out.take out a load of dicks, you're doing everyone a favour
take out random normies, you're doing the board a favour
as for other benefits. you're creating work for people, the paramedics,police, mop up crew and the like.then there's the revenue created for the funeral homes.
there is also the death of the hero so the benefits of that are
death
and i suppose an upside for you personally would be no more fuked sleepu pattern ;)
you got anything planned or just asking a random question

>>34209694
Get over yourself.

You're like a pig rolling in your own shit.

>All those self conscious borderline pd posters who will click the post i'm replying to, to see if it's them even though it doesn't have (you)

>>34207298
>who the fuck believes this shit

Go to /x/.

>>34209233

I've been making some good progress, although I have to get some paint while the stores are still open

>>34210334
The trips were in recognition of your top tier recommendations, you should be proud of those trips!
I did! I remember sitting down for a couple hours playing it and I had to stop to go out. I felt so bad leaving the person in my game :( was a really great experience.

Thinking about the bioshock collection. I've only played Infinite. What do you think?

>>34209694
Generally I just try and walk down the right streets to avoid getting shanked.

>>34210378
>you got anything planned or just asking a random question
I'm not planning on going anywhere, not yet at least. Although the fixed sleeping pattern is tempting.
You say it creates work for people, but I can't imagine that they get a bonus for anyone that offs themselves - other than the funeral homes, of course. I don't know, it just seems a bit impolite.

>>34207298
>who the fuck believes this shit
>>34210410
>Go to /x/.

I do like the occasional visit to /x/ every now and then, as I love a good spook, but a lot of them come across as suck cock ends with an attitude that anyone who doesn't believe what they do is an idiot who cannot see the woods for the trees.

I have seen dead serious conversations over there about whether or not bigfoot has mind altering powers to hide himself from human's eyes, and on the best way to create a tulpa that will actually and physically have sex with you.

Absolutely bonkers over there.

>>34207298
Yes, the Gods early humans worshipped were from a different planet. They were the ones who seeded our world with life, cultivated our world and taught man how to look after it when we had evolved sufficiently.
They have moved on but their legacy on Earth remains. One day I hope that we will rejoin them among the stars.

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how do I fix my tight foreskin? it won't go down further than this.

>>34210614
Stretching exercises.

>>34210614
>go to doctor
>he'll recommend stretching exercises or maybe steroid cream (yours doesn't look that bad, so you might not need the cream)
>if that doesn't sort it out after a few months, get a preputioplasty
>circumcision as a last resort

>>34210614
You and the other phimosis anons should get together and stretch each other.

>>34210632
>>34210692
what kind of exercises?

>>34210721
stretching

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Came home from work for lunch lads.

Been there 3 months today I have been there and I am now strongly contemplating suicide.

>>34210740
no shit but in what way? tell me what I need to do.

>>34210804
stretch it

>>34209999
Why bother with a rower when you already have quads like those?

>>34210822
Don't be mean!

>>34210804
phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/guide/

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lads am on the baileys ice cream again

also don't worry about the staff discount, it's from when i worked there 5 years ago.

>>34210866
I'll be honest anon i'm worried about the staff discount

>>34210216
For me it's some paperwork at home since I was told I wasn't needed in. Taking a break now for some Titan Souls. Second run so doing it with translations and in Hard Mode.

>>34210879
don't worry about it mate

>>34210887
WORRIED

>work in a mostly female workplace
>only man in the office (today at least)
>the women all start doing some fucking exercise regime in the middle of the office as part of some NY resolutions shit
>ask if I want to join in, tell them the offer is tempting but I'll pass
>internally screaming
>they move it to another room when they discover the office is too small for it (surprise surprise)
>leave me alone to answer all the phones
>it's been 40 minutes
>I hate phonecalls
>I hate women
I'm just gonna let them walk in, catch me openly procrastinating, then smugly say that if they're not gonna work, I'm not either. See how the shoe fits on the other foot.

>>34210866
I'm incredibly worried about that staff discount lad.

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>>34210866
>mfw I see that staff discount

should i be worried about that lads staff discount?

>>34210962
>having a night walk
>some lass is ahead of me walking (probably walking home from work)
>walk behind her loudly
>she knows i'm behind her
>she probably thinks i'm going to rape her
>she doesn't turn back but you know she's nervous
>keep it up for a while

Women are fucking idiots

>>34210997
You should be extremely worried lad.

>>34210483
well desu i was thinking of more the rodge way or french truck way.was meaning if it was with a vehicle or involved vehicles the would be a tow truck called don't think it's the police that sort it themselves
>I don't know, it just seems a bit impolite.
is that the point you was getting at originally. are you saying it's more of a selfish act to an hero
where as suicide would just take you out and only impact those close to you

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>>34210997
>>34210980
>>34210963
>>34210953
>>34210887
>>34210866

Is there anything we can do about this staff discount? I can't stop freaking out, I've taken my anxiety meds but they're not helping SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

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>>34211043
>>34211010
>>34210997
>>34210980
>>34210963
>>34210953
>>34210887
>>34210879
>mfw i trigger a bunch of fags that can't believe the deal I got on some baileys hagen dasz

>>34211072
Tbh if this is the second day in a row you're eating 4-5 tubs of ice cream you must be in irredeemably fat fuck.

>>34211072
I'll have you know that I only give shaggings up the bum, not take them. So I am obviously not a fag.

well lads, that'll be scotland away

SEE YE

>>34211097
>still buttblasted about my deal

I'm auschwitz mode, I haven't ate any of the ice cream yet. I just know the art of the deal when I see it.

>>34211120
Nicola hasn't called a referendum because she knows it won't pass

we're in the union to stay, thank god

>>34211120
please explain

Im scottish and I dont wanna leave

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>>34211153
Not this time mate.

>>34208217
You are just easily bored
I assume you haven't actually played through it

>>34211188
I played it on easy mode and it was alright. Too much bother on hard mode.

>>34211178
Why do you have any reason to think so? You're a nation of cowards and you were cowed by the tories in recent memory. No chance you've grown a spine since then. Muh Braveheart was centuries ago; you're nothing without us and have been that way since the Middle Ages.

>>34210216
Watched all of lotr last night, now in Costa for a hot hot chocolate and banana bread

>>34211210
Please do not bully us Mr. Englishman, were all united as friends here

>>34211210
Here's your (You) Mr Stereotype

>>34211210
>You're a nation of cowards

Now really lad that is going too far

I wouldn't call them a nation desu

>>34211231
Fair enough. In all honesty I was behind Scottish independence 100 per cent. You'd do much better free from the yoke of Westminster plus you have all that oil up your way. It was disappointing to see people respond as they did to fearmongering, it really was.

>>34211267
Weve just grown very attached to you and our little baby Wales do we didnt want to go

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>>34210614
>worrying about that level of phimosis
>I can't see my glans at all while erect even after stretching for a few months

take a look at this, https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/pictures/

shouldn't take too long to fix yours, just do the reccomended excercise (two fingers in each side while flaccid and pull apart)

>>34211188
I played through it, it was pretty bad.I know they try to spice it up by having recurring characters and a story of you trying to escape, but the gameplay is bland and uninspired.

>>34208501
SHOUTANON we know it's you. You and your shitty movie club ruined britfeel for ages, we don't want it again.

Stop before we stop it again.

>>34210880
Ahh I wish I had the option to work at home, but then again I probably wouldn't get any work done desu.
How is Titan souls? I think it was a free game on PSn the other month.

>>34211227
Sounds like you've gone for the Comfy Max package. I envy you, anon.

>>34211267
This country would be greece-tier as an independent nation

I'd vote yes if there was a true libertarian movement that could potentially gain a lot of seats, but having an independent country with SJW retards running it is a recipe for disaster. Funniest thing about it is that Nicola wants to get out of one union, and immediately force us into another one that so happens to be crumbling before our eyes

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>>34211210
>tfw Scottish
>tfw English bf

Oh I'm a good laddie

>>34211267
>>34211318
Are you stupid? Scotland has no economy to support itself with.

>>34211326
>This country would be greece-tier as an independent nation
Might want to read that part

>>34211290
Not actually SHOUTANON

I just really enjoyed film night and since I am newly neet I wanted to do something useful and have something to work for, however small it is.

I am going to ask that people who were "names" in the film night before pick new names though, since it should be all about having some fun and a bit of a laugh and not about drama between people trying to be recognised,

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>In 5 years 2001 will have been 20 years ago

>>34211308
It was, which is why I got it. It's pixel Shadow of Colossus basically. If you liked that, you'd like this. Several large boss-like enmies with a unique gimmick that you have to work out, and then tricky execution to actually do it.

As an example, one is a blob with a brain in it. It bounces around if it lands on you, you die. Shoot it and it splits in half but reduces the amount of goo the brain is in. So eventuially you have 5-10 blobs all jumping after you and you have to land a hit on the gooless brain to win. You only have a bow (you can pull the one arrow back toward you) a roll and a sprint.

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>>34211337
>all these legal adults posting on 4chan weren't alive when 9/11 happened
>I started playing runescape before they were born and now they're more accomplished than me

>>34211335
sure thing insidevoiceanon

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>mfw users of a taiwanese shotputting forum pretend like they understand geopolitics and economics after just discussing their phimosis and whether or not it's gay to suck off a guy

>>34211353
Ahh that does sound pretty fun actually. I've been tanning Enter the Gungeon although I get wrecked at the same point. I think i'll try Titan Souls for a change of pace. Thanks anon, really appreciate it!

>>34210751

What shifts are you on lad

>woke up at 2am
>had cereal
>played games till 8
>had beef yakisoba
>played games till now

I'm not hungry but I feel I should eat but I might just go to bed

>>34211373
You can be into politics as well as gay sex, just ask /pol/

>>34211391
You're welcome, it's one of those games with simple mechanics that's nevertheless fun and challenging. Hope you enjoy it.

>>34211323
hang on a min there jock
if he's the 1 bumming you then fair enough
if it's you bumming him then that's not really on desu

i'm back from my walk lads

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>england's gonna be out of the EU and Scotland's gonna be independent
>mfw Scotland triumphs while England is left asking "where are you based nige? where are you based nige?" over and over while various muslim rape gangs take their children

>>34211431
You''re not a moment too soon, there's this guy with a really worrying staff discount:
>>34210866

>>34211431
did you go for the walk with your grandad
see owt good?

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Thinking about becoming NEET again lads. All the passion for college is gone and I just don't know what to do with myself anymore.

>>34211455
not my grandad lad, just my regular dad lad. dint really see fuck all 'cept a car that had a guy fawkes mask painted on it, twat

>>34211472
But all that time you put in to college would go to waste.

>>34211496
Have a good one though? Did your dad have a good poo before you left?

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>>34211425
Oh don't worry. I know my place.
I'm completely submissive.

>>34211512
>implying college isn't a waste of time anyway

College is only good for getting out the house

>>34211521
think he did, although he did piss at least twice

>>34210216
day 2 of the week off, is going good, slept till 2 yesterday, got up early bout 11ish today
gonna go to the shop soon, am gonna try cheeky vimto tonight. blue wkd and port. never had it or even port before but my cousin got me some for christmas so might as well give it a go

>>34211532
Go for an apprenticeship then.

tired as fuck lads
how do i kill time before bed

>>34211625
why the fuck would i do that retarded shit

>>34211649
have a wank or buy some hagen dasz from morrisons, it's 2 quid for a tub now that's a bargain

>>34211526
good lad
i nearly put toplad then, kek
cute image that lad
that bottom 1 got an aww he looks happy and content

>>34211650
actually learning the job, getting paid to do it, and getting the experience that will put you ahead of college leavers is retarded. ok then lad, think you should just go to maccies

>>34211649
wank time desu
it's the only way>>34211658

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gonna try have a wank lads, dick hasn't been working recently but I'll try my hardest

>>34211678
working in general is retarded

i haven't had a macdonalds in ages though lad, what do you usually get when you go?