Anyone else here really like Chinese buffets? >Great food

No cuz I feel like a fat disgusting fuck after I pig out on all that deep fried shit.

>>34203042
I used to, when I went to restaurants.

>that guy who buys the white people food at chinese buffets
I hope this isn't any of you

>>34203042
You forgot

>every Chinese buffet is the same mixture of greasy filth ordered from Tesco

>>34203042
I love them but I don't eat there often because I get diarrhea

>>34203069
Go for the nonfried foods

>>34203042
I do. I hate leaving my house, but I love Chinese food, especially buffets. I tear it tf up, tbqh.

>once awkwardly hit on qt probably Korean but the name of the store is China Buffet waitresses
>greasy chef came out and asked me to leave

1 starred those faggots on yelp but i deleted the review cuz they didnt say anything when I came back

>>34203085
What if I just dont like chinese food you piece of shit

it's ok, but fresh cooked Americanized Chinese food is the best
>tfw both the good, cheap Chinese places near me closed, so I have to either go uphill and pay more, or go to the normie hotspot and eat poor quality chow mein

>>34203263
why are you at the chinese buffet

>>34203206
Great taste senpai, keep tearing it up.

>>34203233
:)

love you anon. fighting!

>>34203042
theres one by my house but jews go to it

>>34203042
Chinese buffets are so good because they're so unhealthy and no matter how full you are, the food is so greasy more can always slide down.
I make myself really ill by over-eating at Chinese buffets... not been to one for years though.
I'd be a fat fuck if they ever opened one near me.

>>34203042
fuck yeah, chinese buffets and Cici's are God tier.

God yes
>comfy far atmosphere
>usually pretty alright food depending on where you go
>can get as much as you want
>usually not very loud
>asian waiters aren't all annoying like white ones are

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>>34203042
>went to one of these for lunch while at work
>they offered sushi
>ate a fuck ton of it without the rice basically just eating Sashimi
>this angers the sushi chef
>he is so upset he gets my fucking waiter to come up to me to tell me that the chef will want me to pay for every piece of sushi I've eaten without the rice
>agree
>get more sushi
>look the chef in the eye as I sit across from it
>eat the fish only again
>leave before he has the chance to have me pay more besides the 20 something I already paid for upfront
>take a mint on the way out so I don't have pussy breath
>mfw

There's a Chinese buffet in my city that I love. It's a total dump and I've heard of several people suing it for giving them food poisoning, but the food is god tier.

>>34203350
>americanized chinese is better
It's good but this is wrong have you ever had roasted duck? It is the bees fucking knees let me tell you son. Some melt in your mouth love chicken that keeps on loving your tongue.

>>34203042
I used to like them until all the ones in my city dropped in quality. Now I vastly prefer japanese food, vietnamese food and mongolian barbeque.

Chinese food(non-buffet) is a last resort. But there are just no buffets to go to.

>>34203350

why not nab a chinese gf who can cook

youre in cali of all places

>>34203387
oh shit, thanks anon, I've never look at it this way

>>34203804
>the alcoholic who makes weekly alcoholic threads getting an asian gf
Asians have their shit together

I stopped going to buffets once I how how disgusting the fat normies are

-oh look cheese dip better shove my finger in to see if it's waaaaarmmm

-oh I should just molest every bread roll to find the perfectly soft one just for meeee

-oh em ge I just gotta smell this pie, with my face face millimeters from it.


Ya fuck that shit I'd rather cook at home.

I grew up in LA, I'm way too spoiled when it comes to Chinese food to be able to enjoy the pig feed at buffet places.

>>34203742
Good he was being a faggot anyways

>>34203842
I've seen a roach in one of the desert bowls before it scarred me from ever getting ice cream or anything from all you can eats they're creepy

>>34203882
He really was I understood why they got so fucking mad too they're fucking jews trying to fill me up on rice so I don't devour their stash of sashimi fucking slant eyed dog eating jews all of them.

>eating buffets
Would you rather spend $20 for a good meal without over eating or on all-you-can-eat slop?

There's one I go to with cheese sticks, as in fried cheese.
>fucking cheese sticks

>>34203958
The Chinese buffets aren't all bad. However
All you can eat sushi>All you can eat slant eye dog nigger buffet

>>34203923
hope that guy spat in your sashimi

>>34203994
>sushi
disgusting. it's all just clumps of rice and raw fish. just kill yourself weeaboo

>>34203042
>go to Chinese buffet
>wall to wall dindus

>>34204010
>i hope the guy spat on the sushi open for everyone to eat at the all you can eat buffet open for everyone to see including me
gee I wish he did too would have been a spectacle. do you just type before you think things through anon?
>>34204059
How do you not like raw fish I can understand not being impressed by clumped rice but the sushi wraps stuffed with a fuck ton of tuna hits the spot so nicely. Sushi taste great do you not have taste anon?

>>34204124
>i hope the guy spat on the sushi open for everyone to eat at the all you can eat buffet open for everyone to see including me
some places, sushi is made in the back

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>>34203042
>go to a restaurant catering to the lowest common denominator
>expecting a utopia of non fat pure aryan women

I mean, bruh, what did you expect when you walked through the door?

>>34204257
which obviously wasn't the case for me because why would I upset the man who has easy access to my food he never did simply standing in front of it as I teased him eating sashimi piece after sashimi piece. He could only look on in anger as I out jewed him.

>>34204124
>not have taste anon?
i had sushi for lunch today. it's nothing amazing really. i just laugh at retards who make it greater than it really is.

>>34203042
chinese buffets are the fucking bomb especially if they have a mongolian bbq. that is the most delicious shit on earth, and they'll happily cook up as much of it as you can cram into your stomach.

>>34203742
>leave before he has the chance to have me pay more besides the 20 something I already paid for upfront
but doesn't that make you a thieving jew?

Yeah, its how I went from 190lbs to 240lbs
Now I'm back to 200lbs and damn do I miss those days. I miss gorging myself on honey chicken and spicy shrimp and dumplings. I miss feeling full to the point of my stomach being a distended sphere and having to keep pulling the seatbelt away to keep the pressure off it lest I feel nauseas.

Self control is overrated. $10 for so much delicious food can't be a bad thing, right?

>>34204288
Nah it's not anything crazy but I dig it I have a pretty good sushi place near me and it's good. I think the greatest food to grace our beauitful earth is Polo Saltaldo it's stir fried dark chicken meat, french fries, onions, and tomatoes served with optional cilantro/breadcrumb/jalapeno mayo puree. The place I used to go that served this had a 3 hour wait line.

i love buffets but i always shit my pants after on the way home

>>34204316
Yes but because nobody told me this beforehand I felt it necessary to jew a jew who wanted to charge me for something I was given no warning for. Otherwise I'd have eaten the rice too.

>>34204346
>Polo Saltaldo it's stir fried dark chicken meat, french fries, onions, and tomatoes served with optional cilantro/breadcrumb/jalapeno mayo puree
sounds amazing, but how do you out jew the chef making this?

>>34204391
They give you such large portions that there isn't need to jew them and I end up liking the meal so much I tip which I never do. It's also why the place I went to Mario's Peruvian had 3 hour wait lines. They also served bubble gum cola which was gold and a berry cinnamon tea that was pretty crazy too.

>>34203042
you really cant go wrong with a chinese buffet. THey have a wide assortment of foods, something for everyone. Food you look at and want to try it, and some things you see and want to vomit, like the whole octopus. My go to is green beans, veggie lo mein, rice, and shrimp. You can get a full days worth of calories in just under an hour, but if you're smart about your diet you can also have a very healthy and satisfying meal. dont get the deep friend cheese stuffed cheese balls, or the bacon wrapped bacon nuggets. I dont go to buffets often, but there is no better feeling than stepping out onto the buffet line and seeing a brand new steaming dish of fresh food. For the price, whether by yourself or with a group, its hard to beat

>>34204347
>tfw literally pissing out your ass for 20 minutes
>stand up
>sit back down
>shit but not shit
>get up
>shit again for another ten minutes
>rinse and repeat for the next 24 hours

>>34204381
>charge me for something I was given no warning for.
i'm not following your story. was it not all you can eat?

>>34204347
>>34204456
I'm a fuckin child, why does talking about shit make me audibly laugh every time.

>>34203794
I'm talking about the cheap stuff. yes, I love stuff like tea smoked duck, but I can't afford it most of the time
>>34203804
see >>34203833
getting any kind of gf would be hard for me, let alone one that would be willing to cook dank chinese food for me. besides, I like cooking myself, so if I got a gf, it's more likely I'd be cooking for her than the other way around

I wish there were more in my area

>>34204538
what are you drinking nowadays lad

>>34204471
So it was an all you can eat which I paid for first. I ate the sashimi from sushi I got and left the rice on the side of the plate. My waitress took my plate when I was getting my sushi and then I got the sushi talk and just kept doing it because fuck them. I haven't been back. Some prime teenage pussy working the waitress shifts though.

>>34204538
Don't take my joke too harshly m8 just banter gfs are easy to come by taking hold of your life not so much put the bottle down if you can.

>>34204509
>tfw you eat veggies and your poo poo is just water and leaves

>those Chinese buffets with sushi
>plebs actually pay $10 a roll for this, at the grocery store
>mfw they'll never make a cent off of me

>>34203042
One of my bathroom rugs got ruined by a torrent of diarrhea because I couldn't get to the toilet fast enough after eating at King Buffet.
Doesn't seem worth it tee bee atche.

>>34204124
>Sushi taste great do you not have taste anon?
if sushi is great why did you just eat the sashimi? don't you mean to say sashimi is great?

>>34204656
Chinese buffets have okay sushi I was mostly eating their salmon sashimi that WAS sush. I like both.

>>34204648
What did you eat and tell us what happened part by part I'm interested in your butt splashes

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>>34203842
GREAT NOW YOU RUINED ONE OF THE FEW JOYS IN MY LIFE.

>>34204557
>it because fuck them.
damn, sounds like you got issues

>>34204553
cheap whiskey
>>34204577
not for me, though I'd still arther have booze than gfs

>>34204860
>he doesn't take what he wants when he wants it
get the berries berry picker and be quick I want your cute little butt in my hut tonight

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I use to love them.
I just hate how retarded I look when I eat so I never go to restaurants anymore.
Three cheers for takeout.

>>34204905
>he doesn't take what he wants when he wants it
cause i'm not a negro

>get the berries berry picker and be quick I want your cute little butt in my hut tonight

ooga booga indeed

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>>34204947
>I'm a cuck because I choose to be!
>No I won't pick those berries I have to go feed my wife's son!
>Ooga Booga you neanderthal!
I'm LAFFIN M8

>>34204993
damn all this shit cause the nigga said he would fuck with the restaurant that doesn't make him your tribal butt slave

>>34204993
>cuck
epic meme nigger.

>>34203042
It's only a good price if you eat a lot, like an obscene amount. Otherwise I can get a full good meal for 1/5 the price. It's a cool "experience" but it's not worth the money 90% of the time.

>>34205031
yeah but when you are really hungry it is nice

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>>34205008
>implying everyone isn't my little tribal butt slave
I dress you all in skirts and then we flirt bb
>>34205016
EPIC MEME xD MEMES4 the WIN HAHAHAKEKKEKKEKKEKKEK GOOSEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rarely, because it's not even real chinese food. It's disgusting westernized shit.

>>34205061
CCUUUCCKKK HEHEHEHEHE

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>>34205098
>tfw I believe cuck and cunt are the two funniest words in the english language
it's a patrician kind of feel

>>34205061
>I dress you all in skirts and then we flirt bb
>implying you don't lust for a hot meaty cock up your ass

China buffets are not even close to authentic besides, although good snooped dogey food.

Try eating at one run by Chinese, full of Chinese, and packed with asians in general. Starts to get closer to authentic which is actually very special imo. Much cheaper than going to China.

>>34205395
Also a good sign is if the waitresses speak the language and the menus are in Chinese.

>>34205206
>berry picker projects about big meaty cock
typical berry boy

>>34203180

i get bloated for a day then i have to take a massive shit .

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>>34203432
I will, senpai, for you.

>>34205421
>still in denial of his homo lust
typical kikenigger

>>34205902
>berry picker is so mad that he actually replied to a post made 30 something minutes ago
berry picker mad because he is called what he is berry boy picker man hue hue hue

>>34205921
>faggot actually thinks i'm mad
it's just bants, silly nigger

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>>34203085

I like to load up my plate with as much shit as possible, then slap a fucking slice of pizza on the very top just because. You roundeyes need to lighten up.

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>>34203042
Do you guys go alone to a chinese restaurant? I only went with my family there a couple years ago and I would like to go again but I don't wanna look like a fucking looser.

>>34203042
>go to buffet with friends
>get one plate
>feel ok, eggrolls are pretty good
>second plate
>want to die
>go up and get hibachi because it's better than the regular stuff
>didn't help
>get a bit of dessert
>still want to die

Just for reference, is the buffet in the pic what everyone usually gets in their area?

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I try a little bit of everything at buffets on the rare occasion I go. Last buffet served frog legs, octopus, crab, sushi, Chinese, Korean, American etc..

Never get rice or noodles, waste of time and money, stick to just getting meat of every kind.

>>34203042
I used to be in love with chinese buffets but last experience I had was the first one in years and it was horrible

>fried cheese poppers felt like I was eating glue
>the lobster looked discolored and the insides were grey and revolting
>The oysters tasted like nothing and made me feel squeimish looking at them
>only good stuff was the fried food but I only eat so much before I feel like shit
>after being thoroughly underwhelmed I think why not risk worms while I'm at it I'll try the sushi too
>nearly every bit of sushi look gross with a strange colorful paste on it
>find simple sashimi and rice
>eat a couple not that bad but doesn't taste fresh either
>At the end I decide to fill up on boiled shrimp as it seemed like the most wholesome tasting thing they had.

I felt like a pretentious connoisseur dining there, every plate I had had a variety of food of which I'd sample 1 or 2 bits before deciding I'm done with it and every thing I ate I thoroughly examined before eating. I felt like an arse but shit that place tarnished some cozy childhood memories I had of chinese buffets.

>>34204329
It's definitely a good deal anon!

Just make sure you limit how often you visit to keel your weight in check.

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>>34206107
I'm too far gone to care about looking like a loser in public.

Lol, this is a trap for American people with eating problems.

>>34206156
yes, yes it is. depending on the restaurant of course but usually it's more than that too.

>>34206639
I figured

Funny, because our stuff is 100x better, yet it's still shit, mostly wanted to confirm

>>34206107

I'm already a fucking loser so I don't really care if people think I'm loser. They certainly wouldn't be wrong. I even wear anime shirts in public.

>TFW buffet mongolion bbq
I'm fucking addicted to this shit, it's too good. Noodles, soy sauce, sesame oil with beef and broccoli all topped off with that sweet ass sriracha

what are your opinions on crab legs? I get that there's a meme on /tv/ about them, but have you ever eaten them at a buffet? seems like a lot of work.

>>34203042
I love them. There's actually a really good one in my town. They also have Japanese food.

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>that feel when your appetite is too small to get your money's worth at a buffet
>that feel when you would rather just get an appetizer and a drink somewhere

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>tfw everybody stares at you in disgust because you almost weigh 400 lbs

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>>34206319
Just eat at panda express and pretend like it didn't happen.

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who /snowshrimp/ here?

>>34206107
Of course I go alone, no one cares or bothers me.

>>34206932
Huge meme and not worth it. Too messy

>>34206107
Chinkies go to them alone often for lunch

>>34204538
Is that you, Drinkingbro? I think I recognize your trip from those threads I always get drunk in

>>34208670
Absolutely delicious desu.

>>34208670
Patrician taste m8, best shrimp there is.

Mongolian grills are better desu

>>34203042
Yes I should give them more attention, Chinese Buffets are truly wonderful

>tfw ive never been to a chinese buffet and i probably never will because i live in the middle of nowhere
There was this one place where i used to live where you could get 2 regular styrofoam boxes full of food for under $10 though.

>>34203189
Their fried chicken wings are the best shit

>>34211368
>Not the red BBQ pork

>>34203042
Fuuuuckk, I could go for some fried rice with lemon chicken and char siew right fucking now.

WHY IS UK FOOD SO SHIT

I used to like Chinese buffets but the one near me is nonstop half-ton white people with stained clothes who only eat the crab legs.

>DEY GOTS DEM CRAB LEGS Y'ALL

>thinking it's amazing high-class food just because it's normally a bit pricy

White people are the worst

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The last new one I went to recently had a fucking texmex counter with ceviche. What the fuck

>>34211870
That's haram you fucking infidel

>>34203074
>I used to, when I went to restaurants.
ouch. agreed. I'd only ever get crab rangoon, egg/spring rolls, and tauriaki chicken, and garlic chicken since I was just a picky kid. Crab rangoon is by far my favorite. It's always gone before I get there.

>>34203842
People with suspect hygiene spreading their disgusting cold and flu germs all over the serving spoons and plated.

Kids with snotty noses and hands wiping it all over the food

asian food is fucking disgusting

>>34203842
>how disgusting the fat normies are

I'm with this guy 110%. Fat fuck normies are god damn disgusting and ruin all the food at buffets with their disgusting habits. If there is a fat slug at the buffet you can bet they are touching the food with their slimy lard appendages. As if being forced to look at these corpulent shit sacks wasn't bad enough.

>>34205395
Authentic chinese food is literally dog shit tier.

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>go to one
>eat 1,600 calories worth of coconut shrimp and fried calamari

>>34213431
wanna get what you pay for I suppose

>>34203042
>Great food
Nope

>>34203042
There's only two buffets I go to
One is at the casino and $30 a head. So it usually keeps the riff raff out. The food is pretty good. They keep the selection somewhat modest to make sure the quality is good.
They also have a GREAT dessert section.
The other is an Amish buffet that's nearby. $20 for home cooked meal style selection.
They have great pies but not included in the buffet.

>>34203042

I prefer Indian buffet myself, it's all amazing.

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>>34203042
I love em but the last time I went was kind of a bad experience
>going up to camp with our mom before summer ends to make sure all the water was shut off and camp was clean
>on the way there we stop at a place with a bunch of restaurants
>mom says she wants a buffet
>tell her to go to this chinese one over here
>she doesn't want to cause she's white and hates flavor
>we end up going and she loves it there
>on way back from camp she drives us to the same buffet again
>be apprehensive about going to a buffet the day after going to a buffet
>haven't even dumped last buffets leftovers out my system
>she apparently just wanted to go there again for this seafood thing they had last night
>i eat way too much food in one meal for the 2nd day in a row
>literally hate myself after
>we get home and i go to bed
>have dream about how fat I am
>never ever have those dreams even though I'm 330lbs

>>34213431
there was a guy at the buffet i was at and all he was eating was literally all their prawns just like 3lbs of prawn every plate

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Image a world with chinese buffet delivery.

>>34214547
I have multiple Chinese stores in town but none of them deliver. I can only order pizza. I fucking hate that.

Chinese food is for chinks my dude

>>34203042
Went to one with my uncle recently and it was the bees knees. Like $15 for both of us and we ate until we were stuffed. Seafood and mei fun and chicken and stir fried veggies... it was so damn good and cost almost nothing. No idea how these people stay in business.

>>34213928
How is that a bad experience? You ate good food, introduced your mother to good food, got taken back again because it was so good. You're such a douche. Who gets mad because they wanted their bowels to be empty before going back to a buffet? I mean holy fuck what a fat thing to say.

>>34203042
I miss those so bad from when I lived in the south. That and a bunch of other god tier food is seriously the best thing the south has going. Seattle doesn't believe in buffets apparently. I hate having to pick out one thing from an unnecessarily overpriced menu every time I want to go out and eat.

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Pretty good

Would eat every day if I lived closer to one

>Eating at this Chineese food place
>It's in a bad part of town, but they have really good food so it's worth it
>Just finished eating, paying at the counter up front
>As I finish paying some nigger walks by behind me out the door without paying
>The guy just slowly walks away, all of the Chinese ladies go outside and start screaming at him in Chinese
>They're calling the cops
>One of the chefs runs out there to catch him but he decides to not do it (presumably because they thought the nigger might have a gun/knife on him)
>While all of this is going on I'm just akwardly walking out of the restraunt and to my car pretending like nothing is happening

>>34215890
The one at the nig side of town has this large wall of shame. They have those high resolution face cams in the exit,

>>34214547
I have this one place that gives you a to-go box and they'll let you take however much you can fit in it for like $6, which is nice because I don't like eating at places by myself

>>34203042
I was banned from the local chinese buffet until recently.

My uncle was banging one of the waitresses (a middle-aged korean lady) and his (hispanic) wife confronted him one time he and I were eating there.

I got fucked up with him REEE. No crab rangoons for years.

I went back and the manager was cool with me. Said "welcome back, how's your uncle?" I told him he got a divorce and married another Asian lady. That was the first time I ever saw a chinese guy laugh.

>>34217091
No fucking way, don't they charge by the pound? I would take advantage of that at least once a week.

>Go to buffet
>Secretly sneeze in all the food bins

Who else here /mischief/