>Eat me out, Anon! >bbBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPpppp!!!!

>>34200743
this meme is why I am disgusted by sex

cant even get a boner

This actually happened once before. Ex gf was bent over and I was feeling her ass up, bout to move my face down, then she ripped one.

I walked out of the room and she laughed. Bitch.

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>>34200851

>Sitting with qt on couch

>She shoves her butt into your face

>bbBBRRRAAAAPPPPPP!!!!

>Take a whiff, fartface, teehee

What do women even mean by this?

How can they expect men to be attracted to them when they do this?

>>34200743
I would honestly get so hard my dick would probably start bleeding in my pants

>>34200932
I would be very attracted to any girl who did this let alone a girl who'd stick her butt in my face then shit her pants.

>>34200743
Haven't seen a BRAP thread in a while.

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>>34200851
>he hasn't been here so long he has turned into a complete degenerate

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>>34200974

>Tongue my ass, baby, oh ohhhhhh just like that

>bbbBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppp!!!!!!!!

>Hahahahaha, so sorry Anon lol

*sniff sniff*

*SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

>>34200999

I personally haven't made one in like 2 weeks.

>>34200743
>>qqqqQQUUUUEEEFFFFFFFFFFffffththththththh

As someone who has had sex dozens of times with over 4 girls, I can tell you that queef don't make a sound like its name.

Queefs sound like an extremely violent and very wet fart. It's the result of air being pushed into the vagina during sex. They sound like *MMMBBLUUUBPLPLPLPUUUURLRNNNNT*


It happened once with one girl who could not get enough of doggy style and I laughed so hard I lost my boner and she got mad and sent me home and didn't talk to me for a few days.

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>>34201080

Interesting, ever sniff a girl's butthole? Or her panties? What was it like?

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>>34201058
>"Hey babe. I want to to lick my asshole. Mmm. it feels so nice and relaxing."

>Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppthpthpthpth... frpt!

>"I know you liked it last time I crop dusted your face. How do I smell?"

>>34201128
>that webm

wat de fugg :DDDD

was this at one of those video game charity things like AGDQ?

and I mean I no I never straight up smell an a ss but I used to eat pussy on one girl, and smell my fingers after finger-popping other girls, and a girl's pussy isn't exactly miles away from her ass..... desu it kind of smelled like salami or some other deli meat.

>>34201013
I'm too pure, not only for /r9k/, but for the entire world

>>34201058
with her ass spread like that, that BRAP would sound more like a *ffffffff-phhhhhfffllffff*

>>34201058
She looks so horrified Kek

>>34201128
kek
what video is this from

girl farts are sexy

Punch her straight in the vag.
Im serious, I done this once, my virgin self thinking it would be a mushy bouncy castle of roast but it wasnt

>>34201242
Like deli meat?! Wtf, how fat was she.