>family keeps teasing me about getting a girlfriend DONT

have you considered being yourself

worked 4 me

Give it some time, for some parents it's hard to accept that their son is gay

>>34200554
don't worry OP.

You'll accept that you're a faggot eventually.

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>>34200630
>>34200675
BUT I AM NOT GAY. I JUST SUCK ASS. CANT THEY LEAVE ME ALONE. I JUST WANT TO BE ON MY COMPUTER.

>>34200707
You can probably find a guy on grindr that will pretend to be your boyfriend in front of your parents if you promise to suck his ass afterwards

>>34200554
>>34200707
>Be me in college
>Get caught taking pictures of this girls feet
>Her friend confronts me
>I start to sweat and panic so I tell them im gay and was taking pictures of her flip flops.
>They buy, sadly they buy it too tell
>The next day they approach me with some faggot
>They keep telling me I should go out with him so i panic again and say yes
>We end up watching a movie while he rubs my leg
>After the movie I ask him to drop me off at home where I nope the fuck out of there

Get a girl anon, gay is not the way

>>34200884
>so I tell them im gay and was taking pictures of her flip flops
Kek

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i think ill just kill myself. that will show them!

>>34200790
Please. Point me in the direction of these guys. None in my area.

JUST
BE
UR
SELF
ALREADY

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>>34200971
I AM I JUST SUCK DONT YOU NORMIES GET IT IT DOESNT WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34200707
>I AM NOT GAY. I JUST SUCK ASS
>>34201032
>I JUST SUCK

You sound very gay

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>>34201070
I AM NOT GAY. STOP THE BULLY. HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP!

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>>34201141
>I AM NOT GAY. STOP THE BULLY. HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP!
Said the gay man

>>34201141
Just close the thread and go think about long beach walks holding hands with men

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>>34201185
>>34201203
YOU TWO ARE THE FAGS YOU KEEP THINKING ABOUT ALL THE GAY SHIT.

>dad thinks im gay
>mom is patient

Feels good

>>34201324
>OP post is gay
>WEEEEH WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER POSTS IN THIS THREAD ABOUT GAYS
Just own it OP, fucking fag

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>>34201324
How many girls have you kissed fag?

>>34200554
Just tell them to get a gf for you, maybe they have friends with single daughters that they can arrange you with.
Also why the fuck are arranged marriages not a thing anymore?

>>34202075
Stop it, Mohammed.

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>>34202075
On a scale of 1-10 what kind of girl can i get?

>>34202130
Not Muslim, just want a gf/wife without the tedious bullshit we have to endure nowadays.

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>>34200554
let's teach them a lesson OP

>>34200554
Dad and mom think I'm weird or gay for not having a gf.
There suspicions further increased when they saw me wearing a "girly" jacket

Why don't they just accept I'm too unappealing for women

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>mom says she wants to have a serious talk
>she's worried about me not having a gf
>looks me straight in the eyes
>asks if I'm gay

>>34200884
>getting a bf is that easy if you're gay

Are you shitting me? Are gaybots privileged?

>>34202268
Yeah as I am getting older I am hearing more comments about gf's and such. the older I get the weirder it is that i haven't had sex or a gf, and th emore questions and comments there are. it just won't happen. in addition. the longer it doesn't happen, the less likely it becomes that it will ever happen.

>>34200630
Holy shit anon you deserve a medal kek

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>>34200884
>so i panic again and say yes

Comedy fucking gold

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>>34202450
>mom always said "if you're gay it's okay"
>yelled at me asking if I was shoving stuff up my ass because I asked her to pick me up preparation h for a painful hemorrhoid

>>34202530
head back to leddot you faggot fuck.

>>34202576
Lol shut the fuck up I end low-tier edgeposting aspies like you in my sleep

>>34200554
you're a disgrace to your family and the human race
you must now commit sepuku

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jk op here i actually have a girlfriend got you losers XD

>>34203145
Nice try OP, now that we identified your raging repressed homosexuality there's no turning back

>>34203429
shit. can i suck your pee pee now?