>not one, but two, and maybe even three girls find me attractive

Oh wow guys did you hear that? Chad has THREE girls chasing him but they're not the girls he wants!

Man shucks that really must be a bummer, you've got it tougher than most people in history buddy

>>34198659
Haha nice one OP, guess who likes me? A bunch of faggots that's who. I've already had to change from treadmills to outdoor jogging due to some persistent fags in the gym.

>>34198659
they WANT to go out with you?

geez id be happy just to go out with another human being.

>>34198731
Ayy lemme see dat cute boipucci, fag

>>34198773
I've actually been asked out before and said no. She was asking to do stuff with me that she knew I would enjoy, but I turned her down because, while she's a decent person, I don't love her and I never will.