Just lost my virginity to some random girl on Tinder in a hookup.

>>34198072
I had always imagined that myself, thanks for the confirmation, OP.

>>34198072
then she just wasn't that tight, this could be for various reasons but I assure you there is indeed mediocre pussy and godly pussy

>>34198072
Did you at least feel the warmness? best part.

I can get girls on tinder but I will literally never have the balls to just hook up with a girl. I don't understand how people have that kind of confidence, and I'm not even ugly.

>>34198072
>pussy doesn't even feel that good + pic related
Exactly sums up where I am in life right now. When my parents pass away I'm checking out too.

>>34198185

Definitely loved the warmness.
Honestly the intimacy was really what got me.

>>34198595
I can relate. First time for me wasn't great in terms of the sex itself, but cuddling afterwards was amazing

>>34198072
I literally did the exact same thing OP. I found it actually was a huge relief to know that I haven't been missing much. It made me realize how much being a virgin or not having a gf was so insignificant in my life. Just goes to show, people experience and value things differentially. It's pretty sad how many people, especially on this board, are shamed or feel ashamed for not having sex with X amount of women. Nothing wrong with being a virgin or not having a gf, and anyone when says otherwise is trying to force their own values and experiences down your throat.

>>34198072
You made it, brah.

oregano

>>34198072
>but pussy doesn't even feel that good.

You masturbate to much and were probably nervous. I stopped beating off and pussy feels amazing, but if you death grip your dick, of course a pussy can't squeeze that tight

>>34198072
sounds like you should never do that again

>>34198833
why does everyone always say this shit

yea lets just all stop jerking off and settle for something that doesn't feel as good as....my own fucking hand

Good job op you found out the long lost secret.

Now live your life without putting pussy on a pedestal

>>34198908
>yea lets just all stop jerking off and settle for something that doesn't feel as good as....my own fucking hand

You're so addicted to masturbating you don't even see how pathetic that is. Your hand just squeezes harder than a pussy, a pussy feels much better though. I'll take pussy over squeezing my dick and moving my hand up and down any day

>>34198777
>Nothing wrong with being a virgin or not having a gf
Please make my family understand this, I beg of you. I'm mentally healthy person with serious physical condition that currently prevents me from living life like I'd want to. My parents think it's psychosomatic because I'm depressed and loney and a virgin. They're threatening to get me hospitalized if I keep refusing to talk to a shrink.

>pussy doesn't even feel that good
said the stupendous faggot

I have had sex with about six different girls, some definitely have better pussy than others...but NONE compare to my loli onahole

>>34198625
>>34198595
>thinking you can have intimacy during a hookup

Yup. When you have sex with someone who you're attracted to and care for that loves you back is when sex will feel amazing

>>34199059
im not addicted to jerking off at all, i do it like three times a week max

if i had a gf i probably wouldnt bother jerking off but lol thats never going to happen

holy shit fuck off with this thread you normalfag pieces of shit

>>34198908

you don't have to stop jerking off just change the way you do it

use a hitachi wand or a fleshlight, that way you physically can't death grip

>>34198072
Limmy you bawbag! Bring out another series!

yeah, when I finally got laid i realized all the guys in high school who were like "pussy is the best" were lying and probably still virgins.

desu having your dick licked feels better.

OP, that was my exact experience. Felt looser than I thought, kinda nice but nothing great.
Maybe it's because of deathgrip? Or maybe we're just fucked up because our whole idea of relationships and sex comes from the media?
How old are you btw? I was 28

>>34198072
>but pussy doesn't even feel that good.

I TOLD YOU

I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT SEX WAS STUPID MEDIOCRE SHIT AND YOU WERE RETARDED TO OBSESS OVER IT SO HARD

BUT NO, YOU HAD TO CALL ME CHAD AND CRY ABOUT IT

>>34199294
fuck off chad

this is probably not an original comment

>>34199294
Sex is shit, but the things it gets you (love, intimacy, belonging) feel incredible, and are basic human needs even.
That's why robots feel so fucked up about it.

how does a boy's pussy feel?

I hope to one day be able to make a post like this.

>>34199139
>im not addicted to jerking off at all

Kek sure thing buddy

>>34198072
Did she know you were a virgin before hand, guess during, or never find out?
How did you initiate the conversation/turn it to that subject?
How long did you last, and did your gut tell you what to do?

>>34198072
low test desu

inject asap

I had sex a few times and never I was able to enjoy it because I cum so fucking fast. Its so embarassing

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>ITT: Failed normies and cyborgs lie to virgins about the (perceived) mediocrity of sex.

You guys are probably just shit at sex desu

>>34199833
I had the opposite problem. Couldn't cum, couldn't enjoy.

Some women enjoy the physical sensation of sex and some women are "frigid"; they feel no pleasure during sex.

Why wouldn't the same be true for men?
Some men have the capacity to feel sexual pleasure and some men can't.

With the advent of the internet, we're the first generation of men to truly know what's really going on in our bedrooms. In the past, it was all based on hearsay or macho boasting. It was inconceivable that a man couldn't enjoy sex.

It's becoming apparent that many men have high sex drives but unfortunately they don't feel pleasure during sex.

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>>34199863
I know I am
>get tired out after a few minutes because I'm so out of shape

>>34199863
Having to pay for affection doesn't make you a normie, mate.

And how can you be bad at shoving dick in pussy? It's not complicated, even 12yos do it.

If anything, it's the lack of emotional connection with whores that's the problem I think.

>>34200028
Yeah because the things they do in porn resembles the actual sex act of normal humans to 100%

>>34200067

I wasn't talking about porn.
I was talking about posts like this one.

In the 1950s or something, would men have ever dared to talk so openly about a sexual reality that many men must endure?

I doubt it

>>34200065
>Having to pay for affection doesn't make you a normie

Uh, yes it does. You need money for a whore which requires a job or some inherited wealth. Which robots struggle with.

>And how can you be bad at shoving dick in pussy?

Kek really? Plenty of men are bad at shoving "dick into pussy". Some only know one position or others know only one speed of fucking (slow or fast). Good sex involves a varied rhythm and good core strength to fuck in different positions.

>If anything, it's the lack of emotional connection with whores

Above semi-related. Explain then, how pornstars fuck with little to no emotional connection for up to an hour while also making the girl(s) cum once or twice. Answer: they're fit and experienced with sex.

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>>34200252
>while also making the girl(s) cum once or twice

you can't be this naive

Does anyone have that tinder bio where the guy has a paragraph rant about women gettimg inflated senses of ego due to Tinder?

>>34198072
Nothing in this world is more abrasive on penis skin than pussy. What the fuck were you thinking?

>>34199139
It's a slippery slope.
I'm up to 3 a day already

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Sex
>Requires money, good looks, stamina
>Hyped up too much
Masturbation
>Requires a hand
>Reliable method of orgasm

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>Have a gf
>Would rather masturbate than have sex

>>34200252
>Uh, yes it does. You need money for a whore which requires a job or some inherited wealth. Which robots struggle with.
Uh, NEETs can earn more than many normies. Especially on autism bux

>
Kek really? Plenty of men are bad at shoving "dick into pussy". Some only know one position or others know only one speed of fucking (slow or fast). Good sex involves a varied rhythm and good core strength to fuck in different positions
Just like in your porns, right? Nope, most girls love a good doggystyle fuck more than anything, and maybe a little cunnilingus. No theatrics needed.

>
Above semi-related. Explain then, how pornstars fuck with little to no emotional connection for up to an hour while also making the girl(s) cum once or twice. Answer: they're fit and experienced with sex.
Jesus Christ, you really do think porn is real don't you?
Protip: You have probably never seen a single real orgasm in any of your favorite porn vids

>>34198072

At least you didn't pay for it. Congrats for seeing the light. I just wish more virgin crybabies realized this then maybe they'll improve their shitty lives instead of crying about nogf.