>giving blowjobs Why would you want to do this? I wouldn't

>>34196554
>I wouldn't want to put my mouth on a vagina
Gay

Why the fuck do women complain so much about giving blowjobs? Vaginas are more disgusting than penises, no homo. If they expect me to eat them out without complaint they could do the same. Literally the one time they actively have to do something in sex and they complain. Fuck off OP go eat a yogurt you prude.

I'd never want to desecrate a girl's pretty face with my stupid ugly penis but I'd definitely like to lick her pussy. This is my sincere belief and the beta faggotry exhibited therein probably says a lot about my being perpetually single

>le dirty genitalia meme
who do i have to kill to end this insanity?
people should be desperate for oral sex at all times

>>34196554
I didn't know Cage was into sucking dick

>>34197391
My penis is probably less gross than a girl's vagina, but it's still weird to put your mouth on what I pee out of. Plus, semen probably tastes gross.

>>34197488
What do you think he was doing for 4 minutes and 33 seconds you cuck

>>34197503
Have you really never tasted your own semen out of curiosity? Next you'll tell me you've never tried sucking your own dick as well. What a faggot.

>>34197566
One time I tried to bend over and just see if I could put it in my mouth, but I couldn't. I believe I will die without tasting my own semen, and I'm glad about that.

>>34197589
Just have a sip

>>34197589
My man, you should probably try gobbling your knob snot once or twice before writing off the whole business.