You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass and says

>>34194359
>150lbs
you had one job..

Pop his muscles with a needle because they're obviously filled with helium

>150Ib

AHAHAHA

I'd just overpower him and make him eat my ass.

>>34194359
>7'1"
>150 pounds
I guess I'd stomp his tall skinny ass into the dance floor then get kicked out by the real bouncer

>>34194359
I would let him fuck me even though he is wearing a fat suit or something.

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>>34194385
>7'1
>150

"what's gud soul vessel"

>>34194359
Smile
Eye contact
Insert the bottle neck of my beer in his pretty mouth until he gags, uppercut, pressure of his jaw divide the bottle in half, take the remains of the bottle, put in his underwear.
Groin kick.
The 2 fucking bouncers take me out in the alley, destroy what you call my face, blackout.
Wake in the hospital paralysed from the neck down.
Health inssurancce wont transform me into a cyborg.
Why even live.

>7'1"
>150lb

I'd run for my life coz nigga slenderman after me

>>34194359
>150lbs

Is he part bird or something?

>>34194359
>Rolling a dex build

Nigra pls

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>>34194359
>he's 7'1" and 150lbs
I'll kick him in the shin and uppercut him when he hunches over in pain.

Not today, black guy.jog

>7'1 150lb
I'd probably stand on his clown shoes and then shove him

>>34194359
Have I gone back to 2011 /v/?

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>>34195105
That will be $7.89 plus a $15 tip

>>34195123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

Yeah, GALO SENGEN!

>>34194359
I would probably say something like "Going good man, I haven't seen you before, where are you from?" and try to make conversation with him. I have no idea why you guys want to get into a fight right off the bat at least talk to the dude.