Does anybody else's parents interrupt every single fap session

At least they fucking knock my mom just barges in. My dad knocks as he opens the door. Then there's the fact that I'm never alone at home so I never have a quiet, empty home to fap in peace. Just when I thought they all walked out the door, here my sister and her son are. As soon as my sister and her son are out the door, my parents are back. On the off chance they're all gone, my brother, his gf and their daughter come from the other side of the city (half hour drive) for no fucking reason other than to sit around the house. Good lord, the only time I'm alone is when I'm in the car and you can't really jack your dick while you're driving.

>>34193154
Same my dad just barges in and he walks by farting and burping and shaking the whole house while walking and slamming doors

Even if you got a gf you wouldn't get to bring her over to enjoy. If she was online you couldn't fap to her on cam either.

Youre fucked.

>>34193102
Let them fuck you and they'll stop

>>34193102
put "do not disturb" sign on door handle

>>34194060
bad idea, will outrage like "this is not a hotel, and if its a hotel, pay us!"

>>34193102
Just fap in the restroom, they won't bother you there, or at least the frequency of their visits will die down a bit.