>That one fucking guy who won't stop talking and can tell stories of his life for hours
Who's that archetype of person you can't stand?
> That guy who is genuinely interested in people and asks too many questions
I am that guy.
>>34191668
>genuinely interested into others
> asks qeustions
normie reeeeee
>that guy who is convinced he's hilarious and tells bad jokes every time
I am that guy.
>that guy that's a taciturn ISTP until he starts drinking and goes full normie mode
>that guy that always laughs at his own jokes in public but no one gives a shit
also I am that guy
>>34191615
>that guy that roasts everyone but you cant roast him back because he is handsome
>>34191615
The guy that insists on asking me questions
>>34191743
Id love it if people asked my questions
>>34191615
That guy that starts threads bitching about other people because his life is shit and he's an abject failure.
that girl who is fat
>>34191779
>abject failure
I attend MIT you absolute subhuman
>that guy who is just a bit louder than everyone else
>that guy who always says hi to you but one day stops saying hi to you and corners you confronting him on why you don't ever say hi first
>that guy that is always trying to get in on someone else's gossip
>that guy that only likes one topic and constantly tries to bring it up
>that guy that tries to make small talk in the bathroom
>that guy that fucked my sister
>that guy that is friends with all your friends except you
Yeah, fuck that guy
>that guy who tries to have everyone turn on you for not speaking loudly or quickly enough
>>34191615
>tfw he's my best friend and I have to hear the same stories over and over
>That one gay guy who tries to seduce you and you turn gay for him but he has a "revelation" and becomes straight leaving you gay.
>that guy who persists in planting you in social situations
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS. YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK BY THE FACT THAT I DON'T STAY AT UNI ON WEEKENDS AND LEAVE TO MY FAMILIES HOUSE. I STAY OVER THERE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL PULL THAT SHIT AND I'M NOT HAVING IT.
>>34192305
Fuck you Thomas
>>34191615
all of my friends are like this. It's alright though. I learned over time how to take interest and just listen.
>That guy who repeats jokes you told him to other people right in front of you
>>34192033
God I know that. I love my buddies like brothers, but we're always just sitting around, getting drunk and they spout the same stories over and over.
>>34192096
Uhh, story time anon?
>>34192897
and then they all laugh
t-that was my joke g-guys
>>34191615
God I hate this long winded douchebag. They can never finish the fucking story in a timely fashion.
>>34192944
> then the story slowly changes over time where your friend steals your role
>these guys who have friends