Kekkeism?

The religion of Grimes.

Fuck it trips or dubs decides the name.

Cult of the Manza.

Zuluthism

Robotism

Oregano

>>34191397
Scientology probably

The United Waifu Church

"Assantitology"

>The cult of the Green text

>>34191397
This is not how it works, there should be some schizophrenic anon giving us his prophecies and we should then start growing a religion organically

"Dragon dick cult"

It's not a name you need it's a concept to bring anons together in a way they might see order within their own existance and recognize

Meme magic and the rise of kek have been nothing but a coincidence or a symptom of the energy of so many beings concentrating or radiating energy of a certain frequency that is able to alter the universe as a whole.

To have such psychic energy directed towards a specific goal from so many sources is enough to bring about changes within the universe.

>>34191426
And the most unoriginal post of 2017 already goes to...Anon! You did it! How does it feel to be the least uncreative person on r9k?

>>34191397
Anonanity

Only by removing all defining features will we ascend

Easy fucking peasy.

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>>34192211
Looks like we have our name

>>34191426
This

>>34192211
Kekkism it is, it has the power to trigger normies

Being a robot is already enough like a cult tho.

>>34192179
The law of attraction within a universal context is valid, it is only your interpretation that proves or chooses to disprove it. If ten million people feel a though with the intent to manifest it then some form of creation will come to pass.

Maybe not in the specific intended way but creation abounds endless

Read up on Genghis's childhood, his father was murdered, he was betrayed by his own tribe, as a child he lived in poverty in the wilderness hunting for his mother, he was cucked, he was enslaved, despite all this he never strayed from the raw truths of the world and eventually he achieved excellence undreamed of. Had he given up at any point, no matter how low, it would have never happened.

The horse does not know why the spur pricks it. The iron does not know why the hammer beats it. Yet we ask why the world is filled with evil. While our enemies curse heaven for their ills, praise ancient Tengri for our tests. One day they will curse their gods once again for sending us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLrWgXAOyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPuDhlTwwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN85zA8Jqs8

And our holy book?

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>>34191397
HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO CREATE FALSE PROPHETS, KEKKISM IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH IN LIFE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34192907
this guy is onto something tbqh.
Was also thinking of Genghis and Tengriism.