Ahhh, hello there /r9k/. Here I am, enjoying the beautiful weather

>>34190229
You sir are correct
Truely we live the best lives
Also my penis is 11 inches

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>>34190245

Absolutely. Here are my tendies that my mother DID NOT prepare for me.

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>>34190305
The best part is looking at these beta faggots who cannot aquire one or more rosties

>>34190229
Your nail beds suggest early onset heart disease wagie. What's wrong? Worked too many weekends with unpaid overtime to complete Mr. Shekelsteins useless report #200136?
Hope the money is worth half your waking hours as well as a 20 year premature death due to heart attack.

>>34190229
>claiming to enjoy his day and being happy with his gf made out of plastic

>still having to piss down on social pariahs to feel good about himself

Anon, I...

Your life must be incredibly sad and boring if you find this kind of activity genuinely interesting and stimulating.

>let me just sit on a bench outside and watch some fuckers run around in a field for 2 hours

Like holy shit do you not own a television? You don't have any actual hobbies? Anything else would be more enjoyable than literally paying to watch grass grow.

>>34190363
As an employed person, he has the health insurance to get top tier healthcare, so he'll be living much longer than you will.

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>>34190363
>>34190382
Mmm pussy tastes so good
It's a shame you never tastes it

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>>34190305
Nigga those tendies are an atrocity, regardless if you made them of not.

>>34190416
>American Healthcare
>middle class OP
>good coverage

Don't think so m8.

>>34190410
(you)
wagies, when will they learn

>>34190419

>Work on days to appease Mr. GoyOwnerburg
>Work on weekends to not get fired by Mrs. SilverNosestien
>Work on nights to clean the bulls cum out of your girlfriends vagina

You wagies sure do love work

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>>34190465
> American
Tfw in Dubai

>>34190429
Surprisingly delicious. First time I order at this bar.

>>34190410
> On a bench

I'm in a top tier bar that's beer is worth more than your month's neet cash

>>34190601
Why is the ceiling black?
Why are the people black?
Why is your pants black?
Why is your beer black?

What color are those shoes?

>>34190601
Ah, so OP isn't American.

That explains his low standards.

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>>34190691
> Low standards.

OK.

>>34190546
Im self employed you nig nog

>>34190675
> Ceiling

Yeah, it's called the sky you fucking neck beard piece of shit. Tell your mom to clean your asshole before you use it to talk.

Nigga if you were so happy you wouldn't be posting that shit in here lmao

>>34190764
>this nigga goes to bars that can't afford roofs
High life, my dude.

>>34190229
That sound incredibly depressing . Is that what your life has come to? Consuming processed meats and beer while watching men kick a ball around? Why don't you take the young girl out for a night on the town?

I love football and beer too but you sound like a fucking tool mate.
Don't look down on those less fortunate than you, in the blink of an eye your life could fall apart.

>>34190229
Quality beer right there. Unemployed at the moment and not loving life really. So, yeah jelly.

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>>34190229
I do this every day and I don't need to slave away in some office for 12 hours a day.


You got cucked bro. I actually pity you.


>not even in a first class seat


Plebian.