why cant you sell yourself into slavery in the current year

>>34189631
Why would any1 want you?

>>34189631
what would you do with the money bc youre a slave right after getting it.
also, why would you like hard labour for no money?

>>34189706
why wouldn't you want to be a slave to and older mommy gf?

>>34189729
the money could go to your family or friends. or used to pay off debts.

being a slave does not mean you will be digging ditches all day.

>>34189631
Robot slaves are a burden not an asset. Not interested thanks.
You're too entitled and lazy.

>>34189631
you would more likely be picking cotton

>>34189751
usually it does mean digging ditches desu.
also even if you sell yourself to a cute mommy gf, chances are she sells you to another person and it might be a greasy old mine owner.

>>34189729
Become indentured servant or contractual slave.

>>34189706
why would anyone want you, wagie?

>>34189804
this would be a dream to be honest.

>>34189729
please read a book simpleton no offense
>>34189774
that's not for you to decide

>>34189631
come to ukraine, I'll make you go to work instead of me.

>>34189631
That's called a job you stupid motherfucker.

>>34189793
you have to be 18+ to post on 4chan.org

>>34189631

You can. You just can't tell any normies about it.

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>>34189853
>being a slave in a shit country

im too smart for that

>>34189866
being a wage slave and being in an covenant are two different things

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>>34189631
Ship yourself off to some country where they sell humans, sleep on the street and you'll be a slave in no time, you dont get to chose who buys you after all.

>>34189917

to smart to use the meme right, huh?
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>>34189706
not op but I'm sure someone would keep a young 6/10 gril for hopefully not lewd purposes

>>34189986
why do you and others ITT have this heart throb for some person living in harsh conditions because they're a slave? there are slaves in thailand right now that eat and sleep better than you ever will in your life

>>34190118
how that? i eat what i want, i sleep when i want.

i'm still looking for a master
>will sleep in cage
>will eat out of dog bowl
>will wear anything you wish
>will shit on newspaper
>will let self be used as a sex object
>will let you modify body any way you see fit

>>34189631
but its not slavery if you are willingly doing it you dumbfuck. Thats the same thing as rape roleplaying

>>34190166
will you kiss my feet and worship me though?

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>>34190166
pics?
oregano
post

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>>34190187
>he only knows about post modern slavery

this board really is full of children, and the education system clearly is passing the failing

>>34190118
They might eat and sleep better, but in return they have to perform and work like working adults, OP most likely lives in a fantasy world where he thinks he can get off with neeting and some comfy time.

>>34189851
>>34189873
>>34190241
>you are stupid
>you are too young
>you are uneducated
kek, nice arguments. show me these happy slaves you are promoting.

>>34190138
if you are a neet i believe you, otherwise....

>>34190281
>like le working adults in le pack mule system

found the wagie

>>34190166
age, gender and country? what are you limits to what you'll do?

>>34190209
sure
>>34190353
>22
>girl (male)
>burgerland

>>34190294
>argues with the talking points of a dumb obnoxious adolescent
>gets upset when called a child

i rest my case

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>>34190166
>>34190400
but would you really want this? like day to day?
>cage would be under my bed
>you will be cleaning working out and listening to hypnosis while i'm at work
>no TV or internet (wouldn't want you getting any ideas of leaving)
>permanent chastity
>no real clothing

>>34190166
>>will shit on newspaper
why would I want that

>Buy a robot slave
>Can't do even the most basic chores without fucking up
>Sits all day in the computer demanding tendies
>Smells bad

>>34190820
How the fuck would you fit a cage under your bed?

this all sounds pretty nice though desu

>>34190914
his one major job would be smelling/looking good and there's a hole in the desert if he can't accomplish that

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>>34190943
i always liked this idea

such a great display of dominance and dependence

>>34190972
This is great but making it unusually small and aplain rug is asking to be poisoned 1 day, you're suppose to treat your slaves better than dogs

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>You will never have your own Sylvie to head pat all day long.

It's a comfy game.

>>34191120
I agree. My cage would better than this. Tall enough to sit up and wide enough to move around comfortably. Maybe a tv with a game console

>>34190972
Looks naisu

Would you actually go through with getting a slave, if the opportunity arose, or is it just fantasy?

>>34191232
Yeah I just need to get a more permanent living space first.

>>34191222
this right here. the other bed is fine for play, but not long term caging.

>iwn be owned and made to live like a pet
>iwn be forcefully fed female hormones to change my body against my will
>iwn be locked in chastity untill any idea of having it out is unimaginable
tfw sad life

>>34191523
"my cage" referring to the cage that i own with my slave in it

I want to sell myself into slavery, legitimately

It's something I think about everyday

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Anyone here actually serious about wanting to be a slave?

I've got the means to accommodate you.

>>34191753
Yes
I'm not US though

>>34191753
What are you looking for in a slave? looks/talents-wise

>>34191753
I can 99.99% garuntee we live no where close but i do

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>>34191782
>>34191838
That would make the transition difficult I think, unless you're willing to travel here a few times before moving.

>>34191821
18-24 years old, under 5'10, feminine is a +.

Ideal situation would be something like a roommate that I can order around and will do whatever I tell them to. Obviously a "slave" implies that they should be a masochist and would enjoy that kind of relationship.

>>34191753
I am

I don't need that chart because I've already been working on transition for years

>>34192209
Well, what state are you in?

Also, are you black?

>>34192209
Us here

>>34191753
>Anyone here actually serious about wanting to be a slave?
Yes, but only for a girl

>>34192314
>>34192338
I'm in NY, ethnicity is "not Hispanic" white.

>>34189631

You probably could but it would be unofficial and illegal although nobody would most likely give a shit.

>tfw girl (girl)
>tfw still no master

>>34192723
post throwaway and be mine

>tfw no slave bf to embarrass by making him cross dress in public and bringing him to a salon to get his hair and nails done while people stare

>>34192870
please be a girl
that sounds hot

>>34189631
Take a trip to Mauritania, they've got the highest slave population in the world. I'm sure your North African overlord will take a liking to you soon enough.

>>34192990
>tfw no slave bf to make him write down his most degenerate fantasy (200 word minimum) as a homework assignment then make him read it out loud in a crowded public area

>>34193194
>crowded public area
was good up until then, wouldn't really wanna involve random innocent people in my degeneracy

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>tfw no chubby milk bitch to keep constantly horny
>tfw no catboi to humiliate and cuck with milk bitch
>tfw no equally domineering gf to cuck both of them with

>>34193361
me the catboi
but i'd only be doing everything for the domineering gf

>>34193503
you're a slave, faggot, you'll do whatever i say you'll do

>>34193568
no i don't care about some lame gross fat uncharismatic robot who is less attractive than me
i would tolerate him for the sake of the bossy gf though.

>>34193601
you'll never be a slave with that backwards attitude

>>34192723
Where do you live?
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