>He uses toilet paper >He doesn't clean the inside

>>34185304
Same, I think people who use toilet papers are disgusting.

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Not only do I use toilet paper, I scrunch it up rather then fold and wipe back to front.
And there is nothing you can do about it but shitpost

>>34185304
What do you mean? Don't people who use toilet paper usually stick it up there a little and twist it around?

>>34185532
I have never done this am I disgusting?

Wipes master race here. Squeaky clean ass, inside and out.

>>34185520
I wipe back to front too... probably why I get skid marks somewhat often. I just don't see how you're supposed to wipe front to back. I physically can't do it

>stand up
>sniff chair
>greentext your experience

Do it, anon.

>>34185546
Took me 25 years to hear about this. Changed my life forever.

>>34185689
So do u feel cleaner now? Im taking a shit right now, dunno what to do, isnt pytting your finger inside gay?

>>34185783
what?
Dont be insecure anon.

>>34185304
>He doesn't clean the inside of his asshole
Wait, how do you do that? No Seriously, I'm clueless here :(

>>34185639
>Push backwards away from desk
>Kinda shuffle about as i stand up because there's not much room
>spin chair around so I can get a better angle
>bend over and take a big old whiff
>sweat with a hint of bunghole
Honestly not as bad as I thought it would be, I've had shoes that smell worse