Whats the easiest way to kill yourself without any chance

>>34179597
wedge yourself into some geometry so your team can't reach you

semi-suspended hanging, put an electrical cord around your neck in a noose formation, tie the other end to a door handle or something like that and simple sit down so it strangles you, cuts the blood off from your brain so you pass out in about 30 seconds and die in about 5 minutes, just do it in a situation where no one walks in on you in those 5 minutes and normies your shit up

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>>34179597
>Whats the easiest way to kill yourself without any chance of being saved
going to an isolated railroad track, you can look at the trains schedule to give yourself a clue when it comes.

Bring a folding chair, some tunes, and a blindfold.

Chillax while you wait for the end, if you change your mind simply step off the track, don't even worry about the chair

pls don't commit suicide

>>34179714
I just want the pain to end and not fail only to get raped again by a pus filled lipped nigger in a mental asylum

>>34179597
an original exit bag

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>>34179597

Is it strange that I find the thought of suicide comforting? Knowing I have a way out is oddly calming

Love someone who doesn't love you back and die a little bit more every single day.

>>34180309
Im gonna kill then if that continues. I hate my bitch ex but cant stop thinking of her. I just want to end it so the pain dies with my nigger fucking whore of an ex gf.