I'm only fat because I'm an alcoholic I literally become

>>34179561
Me too, but not every day. Sometimes I love going to the city and getting alcohol and cigarettes in the morning and sitting on a bench in a park and drink and smoke until I'm drunk enough to go home. But before that I get something to bite. I love doing that while knowing that normalfags have to work. But unlike them I am already home soon and they have to stay till fucking 5pm.

In 30 minutes it's 8am in my country and I'm going drinking in the park again. Wish me fun.

Smoke more meth senpai.

>>34179561
I know that feel
>tfw drink 2 beers every single day
I really need to stop

>>34180761
Nothing wrong with drinking two beers per day, assuming that you can still function and don't get craving should you skip a few days. If you are a man, then that is within the FDA's recommended limits. It's actually good for you.

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>>34179561

D-does drinking help with depression? If I become an alcoholic will I feel better?

>>34181007
Here's the trick: Alcohol makes a good servant, but a poor master. Drinking will make you feel better, right up to the point that you become an addict. Then you'll realize that you're much worse off than you started. Don't use it to self medicate. It won't work in the long run.

>>34181007
It does not help with depression in the long run, not at all.

What it does help with is calming your nerves and helping you relax in the short-term

>>34180988
I was trying to b8. I've noticed that anons who claim to be alcoholic love to brag about he quantity they drink and call you a pussy if they consider you a poser.

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>>34181063
>>34181116

What's a good robot drug for self-medication?

>>34181221
cannabis indica

>>34181221
I hear that St. John's Wart has SSRI properties.