how do i make contact/talk with a girl without dropping my spaghetti

>>34179399
dont worry about it. they wanna see you stammer like a faggot. theyve fucked so many scumbags its a relief to see a guy be a pathetic sucker.

the dirtiest girls look decent to a faggot with glass bottom boat eyes.

>>34179399

just picture beating the shit out of their face with your bare fists and then you'll feel dominant over them and not nervious

Get a practice girl on here, to help practice!

Start by saying hello to her.

Remember that women are also humans, so they have feelings too and can get nervous. Talk to her like you don't expect anything but be very polite.

>>34179454
fuck off

>>34179478
im not a rapist

>>34179511
maybe, also checked

>>34179625
thanks mate

>>34179399
just go up to her tell her she's pretty introduce yourself then ask for her name then say you wanna take her out for some coffee then get her number


it's easy bro

>>34180719
>tell her she's pretty
i don't want to sound like a creep tho

I hope the boy I'm stalking at uni wrote this. pls

>>34180760
actually i take that back. i don't want him to end up being an r9k poster. no offense OP

>>34180738
She won't think you are creepy it's a compliment stop being worried I've been in your shoes loads of times.


Be confident and dont worry to much. Girls love a confident guy. Be yourself.

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>>34179399
>Implying you haven't over analyzed everything like an autist
>Implying the window to approach her hasn't closed

Enjoy jacking off to her facebook pics
While chad gives her pussy a few good licks

>>34180760
what letter does your name start with then

>>34180829
>Enjoy jacking off to her facebook pics while chad gives her pussy a few good licks
i started nofap because of her

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>>34180855
*While you're busy doing nofap Chad's giving her that ass clap.

>>34180855
Nigga don't be retarded

Alomamola

>>34180839
L. But I don't think he knows my name because I've never talked to him. I do know his name though so I guess it's possible.

>>34180894
azz glab :--DD

but seriously she probably isn't what chads would want as she's probably shy because i've never heard her talk :-(

>>34180909
gr8 b8 m8

>>34181188
checked :)
then what does his(possibly my) name start with

>>34180719
Not OP, but what if you live in a majorly anti-social society where talking to strangers in general is extremely frowned upon?

t. Scandinavian

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>>34180817
>>34180719
>Just tell her you're pretty, bro

>That's what I do

>>34181219
J. i'm hoping he's not here because if he is i just admitted to stalking

>>34181465
that was my point, thanks for basically simplifying it

>>34181517
>tfw it starts with k

off by one

>>34181540
oh thank god. now i can keep stalking him in peace without his knowledge.

>>34181522
t. non-robot or Chad

Also, 8/10 , complimenting a woman doesn't work unless she is attracted to the guy. Most girls get hit on by men everyday

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>>34179399
Nigger pls
Just be yourself and don't overthink everything. Girls can smell when you're an insecure lil bitch

JUST BE YOURSELF

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>>34181522
fucking loser stop impersonating me
>>34181409
then stop being antisocial
>>34181465
you dont have to look like that to pick up chicks man it's easy

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>>34181522
also the screenshot, loser

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>>34181680
>Just be yourself and don't overthink everything.

>>34180681
>im not a rapist

dont actually do it obviously

>>34181759
>then stop being antisocial

Sure, I'll just tell my entire culture to stop being the way it is.

Do I look arab to you?

>>34179399
1 1/2 beers

if your not totally overconfident sober (which clearly your not) you won't say something retarded due to being a lil tipsy and you'll just be confident and charming.