Why lift when it's all about the face, anon? All these gains

I'm already good on all those things though, my facial genetics are good. My toothpick arms and skinnyfat body are the only physical characteristics I'm ashamed of (besides my acne)

>>34176034
Well, working out and eating protons boosts testosterone, which often lead to a more masculine face. Plus, lifting increases energy and confidence.

>>34176079
>My toothpick arms and skinnyfat body are the only physical characteristics I'm ashamed of
That shit is easy to fix you little shit. Get eating and lifting a slay the day away.

>>34176034
>hairline
kill me now... 20 y/o and my life is over already

>>34176034
I life to be strong enough to defend myself in a fight.

Don't fucking tell me you lift for girls op. Fucking faggot.

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>>34176330
>eating protons boosts testosterone

>>34176330
>eating protons
you mean proteins, right?
why not eat electrons?

It's the only time I could forget about my existence and not deal life

>>34177356
Why not shove a CRT electron gun down your throat, turn it on and report back?

>>34177359
how
lifting just makes me feel like shit

>>34176330
What happens if one eats neutrons ?

Ayy senpaitachi w2c a 13.5in BWC?

>>34177416
Fukushima

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>>34176034
>All these gains won't change your hairline, jaw, chin, and eye shape.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOOHOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEE

heheeee
heh
Remember, only guys with really nice bodies look good bald, which means hairline means shit all

>>34176330
You will never live this one down

>>34176034
>hairline
genetic
>jaw
can be improved through healthy eating habits and healthy amount of fat
>chin
genetic, but can be thinned out same as jaw
>eye shape
what? does anyone worry about this?

>>34176330
>protons boots testosterone

you fucking idiot it boosts estrogen, neutrons boost testosterone

just use make up to make yourself look more masculine. :^)

>>34177506
your eye region is the single most significant part of your face aesthetically my dude

>>34177407
I'm just lifting. It's not something I enjoy per say, but at the same time I'm not dwelling on anything. Just me and my music and my next set and reps.

>>34177567
Incorrect my fampatchi, it is actually your cheekbones.

>>34177599
which shape up your eye area.....

>>34176034
OH NO MY MAXILLA IS .05mm NEGATIVE INCLINED ON 95 DEGREE MY CATHANL TILT OH NO MY MAXILLA ON THE NILLA FUCKING WHORES AGHHGAHAGABABAVAHAHAOEJSAISJNS
>tfw 1.21 mid face to width ratio
>tfw 90 percentile symmetry
MUH MAXIALLANA

>>34176330
>he doesn't exclusively drink beverages with a pH of 1 for maximum proton gains

>>34177506
>can be improved through healthy eating habits and healthy amount of fat
how the fuck can jaw be improved you retard

>>34176034
i have a small dick so whats the point anyway

it will fix your jawline. fit guys with low body fat % have good jawlines.

>>34178396
same

[originalli]

>tfw killer jawline, eyes and cheekbones but lankly 98lb manlet body

time to be gay I guess

>tfw losing weight is literally all i need to be a 10/10. im obese and still get tons of female attention despite it

>>34177169
Not him but same body.

No access to a gym.

>>34176330
>protons

Dude, protons only give you half the gain of neutrinos. Personally, for maximum gains I like to start my day with a neutrino+positron shake.

>>34179092
Just remember not to eat the tau neutrinos. Those things will kill your kidneys.

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that feeI when, Iads

I'm super ugly and I already gave up on being attractive to women. I expect I'll have to pay my whole life for sex.

But I still work out regularly because I couldn't take being fat on top of that.

I also am planning major facial surgeries in the next few years in the hopes of being less ugly.

So worrying about one thing doesn't mean you can't worry about the other as well.

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>>34177485
Gains will not paint your face a fruitful fancy, whilst you fill your gut with grain; oh won't you share some with me brother, I'm famished and you're surely portly enough to endure the winter

>>34179154
Another one you gotta watch out for are muon neutrinos. Boy have I seen people fall for that meme.

They wreck your hormones, make you grow titties all the while destroying your liver faster than a raging alcoholic who drinks a gallon of moonshine a day. Do not recommend.

>>34179788
may I have some oats brothe

>>34176034
>Why lift when it's all about the face, anon?

The coming race war.

>>34176034
>Have nice face
>Have shit-eyes
What do? Also how highly is non-shit eyes valued in men? Personally i think blue or green eyes in women is infinitely better.

>>34178396
By the time she should have figured out its small its a little late to back out my dude

>>34180088

Eye color is easily changed.

New Eyes Laser.

New technology.

>>34179092
>>34177950
>>34177519
>>34177489
>>34177416
>>34177319
>>34177356
Youre not funny please go back to redddit

>>34177485
What if you arent fat? Please let this be bait

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>>34180140
WTF thats amazing how much does it cost and are the results natural looking?

>>34180197

Only a few thousand bucks. Results are natural. they've only done around 2000 people with the laser surgery though.

In about 10 years this will be commonplace. Everywhere you will go you will see blue eyed chinese/indian/blacks.

Everyone will be doing it.

>>34177485
>be fat guy
>lose weight
>be somewhat attractive in a professional model photographers picture with perfect lighting

>be ugly thin guy
>????

>>34180144
not funny to you*

Humor is entirely subjective. Anything can be funny in the right context. People wouldn't have kept the joke going if nobody found it funny.

>>34177485
This is literally the reasoning behind a DUFF in one photo.