>leave bathroom at work
>coworkers are gathered around door and start snickering when I come out
this shit should be fucking illegal
>>34175868
stop loudly jacking off in the work restroom faggot.
the only reasonable solution to this is to take some laxatives and spray liquid shit out of your ass all over the bathroom
>not throwing a cheekyturd at them when cornered
>>34176234
This! But only if OP lets me eat it as he dispenses his steamy load
Chuck some loo roll in the toilet before you shit so its at least silent. Cant help the stink though.
>>34176291
>cheeky turd