>tfw no dominant femanon roommate who makes you kiss her feet

That's a disgusting foot.

>>34175373
You don't know anything, faggot.

I would only accept an asian dom. white girls feet are gross

I can pick things up and open doors with my toes. Is this a good thing or does this make my feet weird?

>>34175739
bazinga@@@

ps i'm 12

I want this. Looking for a roommate in Phoenix in April. I'll discount rent for anyone who will take my shoes off daily and rub my feet after work.

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This thread is now about house slippers.

>>34176387
>dominant female
>wants to discount the rent instead, of wanting to take the guy's money like a prostitute

what fucking alternate universe did you come from

are you from the universe where women are good?

>>34175301
lul this is literally a beta cuck thread

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>>34175301
That'd be a wonderful way to live

>someone to share rent with
>none of the problems a girlfriend brings
>still get to kiss girl toes and sniff her socks and shoes

>>34176428
No. If I discount rent that means I'm providing more and therefore more valuable in the household and better than the loser who's down at my feet everyday

:3

>>34176518
Hnnnnnng. Pls give contact details.

>>34176518
I wish to god I lived in Phoenix Az


You could like sit at your computer desk while I take your shoes off and massage your feet, you know, if you don't want to look at me

I'd even put them back on your shoe rack or wherever you want them

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>>34176518
>better than the loser who's down at my feet everyday


>tfw not in AZ

>>34176536
Post yours, anon. I will get in touch.

>>34176518
Please tell me you like wearing flats without socks in hot weather

>>34176603
[email protected]

>>34176750
sent. You better be from AZ and ready to prove it..

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Tfw no money gf to make me rub her feet

>>34176634
Hahahaha this guy got fucking denied.

>>34176951
like I told >>34176750 I'm trying to find comfortable living accommodations, not get you lot off.

>>34177004
No one cares whore.

vv

>>34177056
hence all the replies ;)

>>34177004
W/e, I already finished jacking it to a youtube vid.

Thanks anyway though, you still gave me a stiffy.

>>34177056
I care, it's hot. I got btfo but it's still hot.

>>34177080
>;) ;) I solicit replies from men by being a prostitute ;)

Whoa! You showed me. You showed me when I called you a whore, and you agreed, and included ";)."

>>34177129
>roommate
>prostitute

Yeah, okay.

>>34176108
It's a good thing, definitely for sure! You could probably please someone with your feet if you wanted, too..

>>34177162
You're meeting roommates on /r9k/ on the basis of their wanting to get off on you.

Your descent into being a loveless spinster is just about as pathetic as it's possible to be.

How did you get lost so badly that you ended up here, anyway?

>>34177129
But if she was offering discounted rent then she would be paying for sexual acts. That would make her more a john than a prostitute in that situation.

>>34177217
I didn't post the thread. I just think it sounds cozy and I need a roommate when my lease is up because I'm sick of spending all my money on living alone for many years.

And I've been here for 12+ years. I guess my descent started early, having Internet access from a young age and no parental supervision.

I want to beat up a man
is there a fetish for this? can I get paid to do this?

>>34177299
Living with a boy roommate sounds pretty lewd desu

>>34177299
I bet you have ugly feet anyway

Probably have cankles too

>>34177323
if you're fine with beating up brown people then sure

>>34177323
>>34177299
post your feet please :3

>>34177299
>Lonely.
>Reasonable.
>Open about motivations.

Aghghg. You seem so well grounded, too. I wish I was where you're looking for.

>>34177323

If you are female, you can 100% get paid to do this.

If you're male, just take up martial arts or boxing/mma

>>34177186
Yay, I'm glad! My hands were full so I used my foot to open the door, my friend gave me a weird look so I was wondering.

>You could probably please someone with your feet if you wanted, too..
Do you think I would give good footjobs anon?

>>34177350
She just confirmed she's old as fuck. Probably fat and hispanic.

>>34177350
I don't, but thanks for your input bitter anon.

>>34177425
O-of course, anon. I bet you could :)

you are a girl, right?

>>34177425
>A woman with dexterous feet and a strange personality where she uses them for weird tasks.

Oh god yes.

>>34177443
Why you all so angry for no reason? Someone posts a thread, I post I'm interested in that. Are you mad because you live with mommy and can't pay rent at all and this fantasy is off the table?

It's okay NEETy little boy, you'll find a job someday. I hear they are even hiring autists and people with down syndrome these days!

>>34177591
It's because you remove power from them by existing and it frustrates them.

>>34175301
>Ywn have a dominant girlfriend

>This post only reminds me of that

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>34177468
>you are a girl, right?
Yes, is that ok? I know traps make up a lot of these threads...

>>34177471
But I thought picking up things with my feet was normal, I've been doing it since I was a kid. Nobody ever said anything about it until yesterday

>>34177640
>>34177591
Just horny

>>34177720
>tfw you'll never be poked at by the dexterous-footed awkward, touchy-feely-pokey overly curious fembot.

Don't stop being weird.

>>34177757
this guy is orbiting so hard lois lane is going to come back to life

>>34177720
What's your location, footsie?

>>34177794
Go to bed, lex.

>>34177757
>awkward, touchy-feely-pokey overly curious fembot.
...how did you know anon?

>>34177798
Australia
>tfw no bf to take to a restaurant with long table cloths
>tfw will never take off my heels and stroke his thighs with my feet
>tfw will never carefully unbuckle his belt so nobody will hear the clinking
>tfw will never have him cum on my feet under the table as the waiter is taking our order
End me.

>>34178236
>Australia
BRlSBANE
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>>34178236
>...how did you know anon?
Because I'm projecting my dreams onto you.

>That entire spoilered section.
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm nowhere near you but can I give you some form of contact?

>>34178236
Oh. I live in the US, anon.. :/

this thread makes me happy, keep it up

>>34178236
Why can't you be real instead of some 30-something overweight NEET with a roleplaying fetish

>>34176387
Reeeeeee I want to live in Phoenix and pamper this fembot's feet

i just think women's feet are sexy.

>>34178919
thanks for your post, helper

>>34178881
I wish you did too. I work a high stress job and it would be wonderful to have some foot lovin' to look foward to everyday.

Life is not fair -_-

>>34179063
Pls fly me to you and keep me and I will do it forever.

>>34179095
This kills the fantasy. I'm well established here and not interested in being taken care of.

>>34179063
I hope I can find some qt feet girl in Toronto ;_;

>>34179178
I didn't mean take care of you, you seem independent, im not qualified. I just mean stuff you want as in this thread.

>>34179245
Well that just isn't practical.

>>34179269
Oh well ; _ ;

>tfw no house husbanding for some bossy feet gf.

I bet you have all sorts of bad stuff to say about that anyway.

>>34178352
>Because I'm projecting my dreams onto you.
I'm sure some other part of me will disappoint your dreams, sorry

>but can I give you some form of contact?
What do you want to talk about anon?

>>34178847
Don't they usually roleplay as traps? I don't see the appeal of pretending to be a woman honestly

I've posted quite a lot already in this thread, but I think I need to tell everyone that I also have a huge cannibalism fetish. There's just something so hot about eating an unsuspecting person alive. So don't say I didn't warn you!