I know a few of you have actually had sex before. Post the story

>>34172187
didnt read your post but I busted such a fat nut to this picture holy shit

>>34172187
I was 27 when I lost my virginity.

Yeah.

Started hanging out with a girl. After a few dates, finally went to her place and went to bed. I didn't want to admit I was a 27 year old virgin, so I tried my best to not to come off as one. I told her I wanted to take it slow, which she's ok with...for a while. Eventually, she just took off my pants and hopped on. She had her way with me for a while and I actually lasted quite a long time considering. All in all, good experience, mostly because I didn't really do anything. She did all the work.

Good times.

We were both 17, it was in a Travelodge off the M90. We did faggot shit. It was okay I guess.

>>34172187
>16th bday
>I had gf

Pretty much it

She slept with someone else while we were 'on a break' or something like that. We got back together and had sex in a last ditch attempt to salvage our relationship. It was joyless and unpleasant. I don't think I came. She bled and cried, and I told her to leave. She wanted my help because she was panicking, but I just ignored her until she went away.

i was 23 and had a few friends over at my apartment. one of them brought a new girl over and it turns out she'd seen me before at the clothing store i used to work at. we got super drunk and i blacked out, don't remember anything from that night. the next morning i wake up and she's in my bed. i'm still super drunk and we start making out. me being a virgin ofc didn't have any condoms on me, but she said she wanted to fuck. i didn't cum right away because i was so drunk and kept missing the pussy with my dick because it was a first for me. but i played it off like the latter was because i was drunk too and not just inexperienced

>>34172187
I was 16, her parents were home and it was late. My friend dropped me off a few blocks from her house and I crawled in through her window
It was nice, there were Christmas lights up so it had a nice glow and it was soft and sweet
I didn't actually know the girl, she was a friend of a friend that thought I was cute and so we got together

Was 16, was at a party/concert thingy located on the outskirts of town (where the woods began). Known this girl for a while, i knew that she wanted to fuck me, but i was kind of too shy to do it sober, so while at this party, she just kind of grabbed me and said ''do you want to head out to the forest?'' I knew exactly what it meant, and i followed, drunk as shit. On the verge of almost not being able to get my pubescent dick too its maximum capacity, but i somehow managed to fuck this chick for atleast 10 min, drunk as shit, in a fucking forest, not having any more knowledge of sex than the occasional porn. Not too emberassing, both were drunk as shit so no one really minded after it was ''over''. Ignored her texts the following weeks, but after about 3 weeks, i contacted her and she immediately came over to get some more. Not really how most people lose their v-card, but hell, 2012 was a wierd year for all of us, right?

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>>34172578
That story was really unpleasant.

I was 21 or 22 I guess, hanging out with a super slutty girl in college that had her own private dorm room. I was shy and she talked me into it saying I deserved it. Made me give her a pearl necklace.

Was too nervous to finish the first time but did eventually, we had sex all the time for a solid month before she moved on.

>We're still friends to this day and talk nearly every day, even though she's married and has a kid.

>>34172187
>be me
>be 16
>way too shy to ever talk to a girl, didn't think I'd get very far even if I did
>tell my best friend about my oneitis
>friend does what he thinks is best and tells her that I like her
>she texts me out of the blue
>I had no idea my friend did this, so I can only sit there dumbfounded that the universe sees fit to grant me this opportunity
>I crack a few jokes and she warms up to me
>we text every day but I never actually approach her in person because I'm timid
>she doesn't seem to mind
>this goes on for a month before I finally ask her to be my gf
>she says yes
>absolutely nothing changes for a month
>still don't talk to her in person
>fast foward, we somehow get to talking dirty
>ask her if she wants to do it
>'uh I guess so'

Does anyone care for me to continue

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>>34172586
23?!?!
so ive still got time!

>>34172637
I'm glad it touched you I suppose. I do regret it though.

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>>34172684
>>34172400
27?!?!
oh shit missed this one, even better

>>34172684
yeah dude, i was a 'late bloomer' but everyone has their own pace. here's to your first time happening soon, or whenever you'd want it to

Was 20 at the time. Let a girl stay at my house for a while, she fell in love with me after a few weeks. We had a sex a month after we met. I remember the first time we did it, I was sweating like crazy, and I was super hot all over, had an awful headache and I was super hungry, like my hunger was fucking painful and I don't know why as I ate earlier that morning. It was October and I needed to open a window to cool off. I stuck it in and tried to go at it and I literally threw up in my mouth. I had to stop and rest. We did it later that week for real but that was my first time, technically. It was awful, I think the reason I felt so shit was because I was nervous. At least I could get hard.

>>34172672
Please do! I want to hear more

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>>34172748
yeah im not worried about it, i figure it will happen when it happens. but thanks anyway guy

>>34172672
Yeah please, this is giving me hope.

>>34172578
How do you know she slept with someone else?

Bleeding usually means you broke her hymen, would be pretty funny if your gf was a virgin the entire time, ever think of that?

>>34172771
Okay, but it's kind of a let down

>suddenly super anxious at the thought of sex
>holy fuck I'm actually gonna do it
>I start worrying about all the things that could do wrong
>worry that I might finish too fast and disappoint her
>"I've got it! I'll fap right before I leave!"
>proceed to fap
>pull up pants, grab 2 condoms and sneak out at 1 am
>go to her door (we lived 2 blocks away from each other)
>she was waiting there and lets me in
>we go to her room
>very awkward considering this is the most contact we've had in person yet
>sit on bed for a solid minute unsure who's supposed to take their clothes off first
>say fuck it and just take everything off abruptly
>she follows suit more hesitantly
>realize I'm not hard at all (just fapped 15 minutes ago after all)
>realize foreplay of some kind is needed

cont.

I was 19 when I lost my virginity. I was in her dorm room, kissing her neck while she was grabbing my cock. I kept telling myself that "this was it". I was finally going to lose my virginity. She pulls out my cock and starts stroking it. I put my hand in her pants and start rubbing her cunt. Get instantly addicted to rubbing pussy and basically pleasuring a woman's pussy. Anyway, she grabs the lube and condoms which freaked me out because she actually prepared herself for having sex with me. I felt so much joy my cock got even harder. She tells me to put the condom on. I tell her idk how to. We then stop and start reading the instructions. I still remember her gorgeous body just staring at the instructions and looking at the condom (feels so bad now). Anyway, she manages to put it on in a sloppy way. Try to put my cock inside her. She says it's too thick. TOO THICK, anons. My cock was too thick. Used all the lube. Put it in her. Says it hurts because of the condom. brainfart. wat do? Fuck it. Fuck her silly with no condom. Feels amazing. She moans and orgasms like a whore. Now I'm crying because I miss having sex with that girl. Haven't had sex since then. I'm 22 now. dumped me on after her birthday because I was too autistic for her. I was a good fuck, tho, as she puts it.

>>34172877
I knew the guy. I just reasoned that he did a shitty job/ had a small dick. Either way it wouldn't have made much difference to the relationship.

>>34172909
Nope, it doesn't seem like a let down.

>>34172187
I fingered and ate out younger girls when I was 14 and got bjs in later years. Didn't actually get it wet until I was 18.
Now ruined by fcucking cunts. Would rather wank.

>>34172684
>>34172723
I did it at 30, believe it or don't

Not a great greentext though I just finally got out of my depressions and onto online dating. Stay strong and don't let your dreams be memes

I was 20, we were playing sex games, got horny and we masturbated each other for a while. Then i put my dick on her and almost instantly came (i think i lasted 2 minutes), but she did not realize so i played it as "we are friends, this is wrong, lets stop" and managed to keep some of my pride.

>>34172944
That doesn't tell me if you know for a fact that she actually slept with someone else.

also was the break a mutual thing? If so why get butthurt that she slept with someone else?

>>34172909
>I ask her if she could give me a blowjob, she doesn't seem very eager to
>I suggest a handjob instead
>She still doesn't budge
>I sort of pick up her hand and put it on my dick
>She doesn't do anything, just lets it sit there
>I lift her hand away, getting a little exasperated
>finally offer to eat her out, because clearly SOMETHING needs to happen for me to get hard
>she says ok
>pitch black in room so I can't really see what I'm doing
>have to feel around with my fingers
>keep pushing my fingers around trying to find a hole anywhere
>she laughs and says it's lower than that
>I move down and push my finger forward again
>Oh. Yeah, I've definitely found it.
>finger her for a little bit, fascinated by the feeling
>I remember that I'm supposed to be eating her out
>pull out finger and get into position

cont.

I lost my virginity to my right hand op.

>>34172187
>be 19
>just graduated high school a virgin
>get accepted into college across the country
>move there
>no one i know lives there
>clean slate
>two weeks student orientation
>meet girl
>talk to her a lot during orientation
>she assumes i'm not a virgin, don't confirm or deny because obviously it doesn't add to anything be disclosing that information
>hook up at the end of fresher's
>have sex one night
>let her know "i'm kinda new to this"
>she says "oh okay dont worry about it"
>almost came from foreplay
>go down on her but have no idea what to do, her soft moaning just humoring me at this point
>fuck her awkwardly
>feel so aware of myself that i can't look at her
>no idea how to position my body in a way that's both pleasing for me and for her
>every second felt like she was getting more and more tired of this
>eventually came
>she said she enjoyed it although i clearly know that wasn't the case
>we continue to date and have sex a couple of months until it fizzles out

>let her know a couple of weeks into dating that i was a virgin before having sex with her
>she thought it was cute and said she wishes i had told her
>explain how i felt it would have ruined it if i had told her
>she tells me she kinda got a hint that first time and that i did get better over time and that it's no big deal
>she was overall supportive
>never heard about it ever again

The only one who cares about virginity are other virgins.

>>34172978
I've already said, I wasn't that butthurt except that I tend to be possessive. Either way it was a shitty relationship and this was less the nail in the coffin than it was the point where it became clear that there was no point in trying anymore.

>>34173066
Heartwarming, anon.

>>34172915
Beautiful story. Good luck putting your thick cock into other slender beauties in the future. I went 4 years dry and then found a 19 year old when I was 24.

Dated this girl at 13.i had some experience but not with sex. Just blow jobs, Ballbusting, hand jobs, femdom, Tit jobs. Basically all bases except sex. And my 13yo gf, cute and innocent as could be had never had a boyfriend before. She even had a panic attack the first time we kissed because to her it was a such a giant leap, which at that age I really understand. Fast forward 6 months. My parents never left us alone but we had an incident in which my mom had to rush to help my sister at her house and my dad was at work... So what do we do to pass the time? Of course get a condom out and get to business. It was pretty painful for her. But she got passed the pain and said it was an amazing feeling, like nothing she had felt before (we had been active just never had penetrative sex at this point) she complained a few days later about being in pain and went to a doctor where they found out she tore muscles that are common to virgins experiencing their first time and her parents found out. They didn't treat me any different but they told my parents and we definitely weren't left alone again.

Almost lost it when I was 17 years old to a 16 year old, but I finally lost it to a middle aged divorcee when I was 18. Will provide details if anyone is interested.

>>34173041
>take a test lick just to see
>pleasantly surprised
>actually tastes kinda good
>salty milk and coins somewhat accurate, though I would more say lemon juice and milk in this particular case
>have vague recollection that I'm supposed to focus on the clit
>ignore thought because I'm too busy putting my entire tongue inside like an idiot
>lightly jacking with a free hand, feel myself getting hard
>this goes on for a few minutes
>no verbal indication whatsoever that she's enjoying it, or any motion
>just still and utterly silent as I go about my business
>check my boner
>it's only like 75% hard but I figure I can make it work
>tell her I think I'm ready
>she scoots back on the bed as I put on condom

cont.

>>34173163
Do tell, anon. That's the whole point of this thread.

>>34173163
>Almost lost it when I was 17 years old to a 16 year old, but I finally lost it to a middle aged divorcee when I was 18
>getting that desperate in just 12 months.

Couldn't wait huh?

>>34173066
You lowered my fear where you show me that one will not laugh or get turned off if I say that I am a virgin.

Thank you Anon, I needed this.

>>34172187
I've only ever posted the full story once, soon after it happened, when I used to browse /fit/
It was unnecessarily long

>>34173176
>I position myself over her, missionary
>suddenly intensely self-conscious about having our faces so close together, but am relieved when I realize she has her head turned away
>start trying to guide my cock inside her
>despite now knowing where it is, still surprising difficult task
>all of the sudden I find it and it slides in
>BOOM
>holy shit I'm inside her
>first thing I notice is the heat
>like I just put my dick in an oven
>I start to fuck her
>suddenly realize I don't even really know how I'm supposed to thrust short of moving my entire body back and forth
>begin doing just that and try not to think about how silly it must look
>next thing I notice after the heat is how tightly her pussy is squeezing me
>actually incredibly tight
>feels incredible
>start to get faster and harder
>for no discernible reason my boner starts to wane despite the fact that I'm fucking my oneitis
>the sexiest thing I can possibly imagine and I'm going limp dick
>now to soft to slide in very well so I pull out and consider my options

cont.

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>>34172187
I hope you like beta stories OP.

>I was 31 years old and talking to some 21 yr old girl from /soc/ who also went to /r9k/. Found out she lived near me
>She was down to fuck. Holy shit I can lose my v-card
>She comes over. Looks like her picture so that's good
>Start touching/undressing/etc and get on my bed
>Wait something seems off
>She smells like shit, like literal feces
>She comes in for a kiss (it's my first kiss ever too)
>Her breath smells like zombie breath and you can feel the plaque on her mouth/teeth
>I ask her when was the last time she brushed her teeth
>"Three months ago." I dry heave.
>Of course I can't get it up. She gets angry as fuck and threatens to kill me if I don't
>I remember she said she's on hardcore crazy meds. I'm so confused/anxious/beta/grossed out I just go through with it
>She blows me so I get semi-hard. Her mouth feels gross as hell
>She just slips it in and rides me on top while I'm laying down before I can put on a condom
>After like two minutes she says she came
>gets off me and says she's done since she came
>Whatever I don't care anymore
>She gets dressed. Exchange small talk and she leaves
>I spend the next 30 mins washing my dick/body and my bedsheets while feeling like a retard

I'm certain she was in a psychotic episode the whole time. But that was the only time I had sex. I'm 33 now and still haven't had sex again or ever had a gf.

>>34172877
Despite whatever /r9k/ memes you've read, the hymen doesn't necessarily break the first time you have sex, or at all. And, on top of that, it can "break" (ie tear) more than once and then heal

Giving birth is basically the only thing guaranteed to permanently destroy it

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>>34173382
As bad as it went, just remember you gave her what she loved. Rape.

>>34173234
Dont say im a virgin. i would go like: ok, let me be honest, i have not done this before. lets take it easy.

If the girl likes you enough (not even romantically, just as a person) she will work to make you feel great.

My advice would be: be honest and open about it, and really work on making her like you.

I was 20. Super bad. Was with a uni friend a pasable 4/10...with clothes.
Once undressed she had a saggy stomach and prune tits, due tho her being a mom. Worst part was that his pussy was stinky.
Worst sex ever, my first years of sexual awakening where primary Gretchens and Hambeast. Worst years of my life.

>>34173348
>I ask if I can eat her out a little more
>she says okay
>I do the same thing again, get my boner back
>still not focusing on the clit
>I ask if we can try doggystyle
>she just sort of makes a passive noise
>I flip her over and bring her ass up
>I push inside her
>Oh wow, this is a lot better
>thrust slow at first
>bed making small creaking noises
>start fucking her harder
>holy shit, this is how it was meant to be done
>bed is making very loud creaking noises
>hear a noise from across the hall, where her parents sleep
>stop instantly and listen
>suspense is palpable
>pull out carefully and say "maybe we shouldn't do that"
>we just sit there for thirty seconds, wondering what to do next
>I glance at the clock and realize we've been going at it for over an hour and I feel no closer to cumming
>she wants to try being on top
>I say why not

cont.

I was 17, lost it to my gf who I had been seeing for maybe 8 months or so. had a trampoline in the backyard and we would always go out there and mess around after it got dark. was super romantic desu, what with the cool spring breeze and the stars and the lights from in the house reflecting off the water in the swimming pool... comfy af. I was really sad when I came home from school a few years later and saw my folks had gotten rid of the trampoline. good memories out there.

>>34173503
>she gets on top, I guide the tip of my cock inside
>lay back and let her take charge
>she just sits there with the tip in
>ask her to start moving or something
>she moves very slowly, taking extremely shallow thrusts
>she moans for the first time the entire night
>without thinking I comment that I liked missionary better
>she lifts herself off my dick and sits off to the side

cont.

>>34172187

What counts as losing your viginity? Stick your dick in a pussy for 5 seconds? Cumming from sex? Does oral count? What if you don't cum? Does that count?

If sticking your dick in a pussy counts as losing your virginity, then I was 6. Or 13. Didn't cum.

If you need to cum for it to count, then 21 from a blowjob or 23 from a fuckhole.

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>>34173581
>my gf
r9k is all we have
why would you normie scum take this away from us
WHAT THE FUCK
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

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>>34173613
What the fuck? More detail, please.

>>34173613
it's entirely personal
only you know what "counts"

>be me, 16
>camping trip with girlfriend of one week and friends
>get stoned as fuck
>head back to tent with lightweight gf who is fucked
>spoon naked for what feels like hours
>eventually start to make out
>throw her on to her back
>TFW too high to give a fuck about no condom
>fuck her hard in various positions
>definitely make enough noise for friends to hear
>pull out and shoot all around the tent
>my best friend's tent is now smeared in my cum

No regrets

>>34173581
Aww that sounds really nice.

>>34173661
Degenerate. Karma will get you.

>>34173709
Can't blame me man, too good an opportunity to pass up

Also it almost sounds like rape in my account, she was lucid for the whole thing though. She asked me to change positions etc

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>>34173754
Don't you know that all women hate consent? You didn't do anything wrong.

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original - present or existing from the beginning; first or earliest.

>>34173594
>can instantly tell that I killed her vibe
>apologize and tell her that she can get back on top if she wants
>she makes another passive noise
>I ask her if she wants to keep going
>"If you want"
>determined to finish this, I get her back into missionary position and start fucking her
>getting a little annoyed at how long it's taken me to cum
>I mean, yeah, it feels good, but I want to orgasm already
>start fucking her really roughly so I can get there faster
>this made her very uncomfortable, though I didn't seem to realize it at the time
>finally arrive
>it's only an OK orgasm because I'd already had one today fapping
>stay inside her for a moment before pulling out
>remove condom
>hold it in my hands unsure of what to do with it
>I sort of place it on the ground while I throw my clothes back on
>pick up condom and say "Bye" before walking out of her room
>leave house
>walk back to my house in the middle of the night, still holding this used condom the whole way
>go upstairs as quietly as I can
>don't want to throw condom in trash, so flush it down toilet instead
>thankfully it doesn't clog
>go back to room, undress, brush teeth twice, fall into bed
>fall asleep promptly
>next day text her with a casual greeting
>we talk like nothing ever happened, outside of her asking me how it felt to not be a virgin anymore
>I tell her I don't really feel any different
>She says that's disappointing

And then our relationship fizzled out after another month as we tried and failed numerous times to go on a date like normal people. Despite talking to this person over text every day for months on end I still couldn't manage to talk to her in person. Haven't had sex, a girlfriend, or even a friend that is a girl since then. It was three years ago.

>>34173825
Sad end ;(

>>34173825
>>34173880
We didn't do anything sexual either after that either, except making out once. Of course I was terrible at that too, but at least I got to try it.

17 just started college, found a girl, asked her out etc.

came to my house, kissed, fingered her while she played with my dick. raw dogged it, mad nervous, didnt cum and my dick went to sleep.

got over the nerves thing but i still never came from straight penetration.

>>34172187
When I was 7 (technically)

>At friend's house with another of his friends who I didn't know
>I guess he was better friends with the other guy because they were being dicks to me and wouldn't let me play with them
>His older sister (9 years old) invited me to play with her
>Went into her room and played with barbies and stuffed animals
>I got a boner from...something. I didn't hide it or anything because I didn't know better. Yes, 7 year olds can get boners.
>She asks me what it is because she's never seen one before
>Literally you show me yours I show you mine
>Notice my penis is about the size of that weird looking hole where her penis should be
>We both wonder if it fits inside
>It did
>Warm and wet and felt kind of weird
>Pull out, go back to playing with Barbies and stuffed animals

If you're a dick to me, I will fuck your sister.

The first time I had sex for real I was 21. That was a less interesting story. The girl was a virgin so my dick barely fit inside her.

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>be me
>17 years old
>all my friends had sex (or so they say)
>like this girl, she is our best female friend in the group
>things get weird in the summer
>invite her to my place
> she accept
>this whole thing is way too weird, we both know it
>she has a boyfriend, who was in my class
>we fuck
>it's really bad, I'm stressed, can't keep it hard
>next morning she leave and things are awkward for a while, summer end and I leave for university.
>wait the story is not over
>after like 2 years she invite me to a party at her house
>during that time I met other girls and had a gf for a year and a half, buildt some sexual experience.
>she is not with boyfriend anymore
>she kiss me on the couch
>we fucked 3 times that night, it was 10/10
>we got our revenge, both happy
>don't talk to her anymore but keep a good memory

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>>34173581
Thanks for the nice feel, anon. Have a (You).

>out for the first time on st paddys day
>meet a girl
>dont hear from her again for months
>get invited to a house party
>shes there
>hit it off a little bit
>dont hear from her for months again
>find her on facebook around the end of 2007
>chatting online
>hitting it off real hard
>gets to february
>she invites me out because its her friends birthday
>we're doing dumb shit like poking each other under the table
>I poke her and she grabs my hand and we're holding hands under the table and other cute shit like that
>gets to the end of the night
>walk her to the train station
>feeling the moment super hard
>lean in and kiss her
>fast forward a couple of weeks
>invite her round to my house
>she's wearing a flowery dress and stockings
>she's straddling on top of me
>reach down and unclip her stockings
>slide her panties off
>try to put my dick in but cant really manage it
>she guides it in and we have sex for a few minutes till I start to cum and then pull out

it lasted for about 4 months and not had sex or dated since vov

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>>34174222
Holy shit she's hot, I love her perky tits

>>34173203

>friends family owns bar
>have house right next to it, throw party in both one night
>meet my friends mom's best friend
>decent looking woman going through divorce
>we talk a bit, she flirts with me
>next day friends tells me she asked for my number and is DTF
>write her and arrange meeting
>tell my mom im meeting a friend
>the woman picks me up somewhere
>sent her kid daughter to a friends house
>we go to her place and talk while having a glass of wine for a good hour
>eventually say so "sooo.."
>she takes off her shirt and kisses me
>we make out a bit and head for her bedroom
>dont use a condom cause she's on birthcontrol
>eat her out once, she sucks me off once too
>fuck her most of the night
>we end up warming up a pizza and cuddling naked on the couch
>i can pick a movie
>watch planet of the apes, lol
>she falls asleep half way through
>wake her up and go to bed
>dont cuddle
>wake up in the morning
>fuck a few times more
>tell my mom to pick me up
>say goodbye to the woman
>only fucked her one more time after that at my friends house when his parents were out and our friends were in another room
>turns out my friend who gave us eachothers numbers, and was 2 years younger than me, was also fucking her for months
>pussy wasn't super tight but she was a screamer and loved having her nipples played with

>>34173228

Coulda fucked the 16 year old but we were gonna wait 'til the next time we saw eachother, ended up never being with her again. There were two girls inbetween I almost went all the way with, but after not going past third base I was just like fuck it, I wanna get it over with.

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>Be 21
>Was kinda friends with a coworker
>He invites me to his place to drink and hangout
>He has a weird situation where he lives with his girlfriend and kid and also his baby momma
>Things aren't as awkward as they seem though and we're all drinking and everything is chill.
>He has to go into work late night for a couple of hours and his girlfriend ends up accompanying him
>I'm too drunk to drive home so I decide to crash on his couch for the night
>Now I'm drunk and left alone with the bay momma
>Long story short I said fuck it and made a bold move on the baby momma
>The sex was mediocre at best and I wasn't very attracted to her
>I didn't cum but she did
>Ended up passing out in her room
But what was interesting was the events that happened the next morning
>Wake up naked and hung over
>Got dressed and snuck out of the house
>Decided to go to Waffle House to get some breakfast and coffee
>Take a seat and place my order and a couple of minutes later a guy sits next to me
>He was overweight, had a neckbeard, and badly dressed
>As soon as he started talking it became very clear that this guy was LEGIT autistic.
>Would try to start conversations about absolute benign things and was clearly making the waitress uncomfortable but he didn't care
>After he finished his meal (Which was very detail ordered) he pays for it with coins.
I'm 25 now and to this day I still believe I was visited by the god Neckbeard himself and that was his way of saying goodbye to one of his children. Also pic related is the girl Iost my virginity to.

>>34174644
what did you talk about, anon ? You left me curious.

>>34173825
That's pretty fucking sad senpai.

It was worth a shot though. Perhaps you two should have gone the "Netflix/Chill" route and let it sort of flow naturally from that. Put on some Wes Anderson movie and start making out.

I don't know why but supposedly Wes Anderson gets bitches wet af.

>>34175699
Well the only story I can remember was the one where he went to Hawaii and ate the world largest doughnut. Honestly sitting next to him made me realize that I never met a real autistic person before but man it was uncomfortable as fuck. As I hope this thread comes back to life cause I like reading these stories.

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>mfw I keep wanting to read your story but I'm always disappointing

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>>34174644
>This entire post
W E W
E
W

>>34175923
Now thats weird.
I would love to meet a autistic fembot one day tho. Aspie, not tard autistic.

Mines lol. First gf in hs. We go on dates and hang out at her moms apt. One days she texts me while I'm hanging with friends "I wanna have sex" me being a dumbass I reply "with who?". "Me silly" next night at my place we fug.

>28
>working late with female coworker
>slow night
>start flirting
>decide to get naughty
>take her into a maintenance corridor and we fuck
>wake up
>it's 8pm and I'm by myself, time to go home

Yeah I'm pathetic. She isn't even hot, she's a homely and annoying indian girl. Why do I want to fuck her?

>>34172400
>>34172966
this shit and this whole thread is encouraging as fuck.

I think we're gonna make it, guys.

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>>34174222
>>34174329
That's, um, not that guy's girlfriend.

>>34175923
how is this autistic exactly? I'd have liked to listen to that story.

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>>34172187
>Virgin since fucking forever
>People at school (probably the only time I ever socialized) always made fun of me for it, naturally
>Eventually move town for university
>Decide to myself that this is my chance
>A new start
>Basically just completely fucking lie about my past to everyone I meet
>crazy shit that never happened to me, ex-GF's that don't really exist, etc.
>I'm a complete fucking natural
>I'm still shit with girls but my virgin anxiety disappears completely since now everyone in my immediate social circles thinks I'm not one
>Some girls flirt with me over the course of university
>I'm still too spergy to actually fuck though
>In my final year of university, end up hooking up with a clearly mentally-ill walking red-flag
>Tattoos, piercings, dyke haircut, the full package (not fat though luckily)
>We see each other for a few weeks
>Lots of hanging out and kissing, one time we dry hump through clothes until we both climax
>A few days later, we do the deed for real
>Date her for about 8 months after the fact
>We see each other maybe twice a week and essentially eat takeaway, watch a film or two, talk about our week and then fuck each others brains out
>One day she just disappears
>No contact, no answering of phone calls, she was never very active on social media or anything
>To this day she could probably be dead for all I know
This was about a year and a half ago. I feel worse off than if I had just remained a virgin. I'm still autistic as fuck and I've been 1 and a half years without any pussy, but now I know what I'm missing out on which makes the tfwnogf life even harder.

Wonder where she is tbqh lads

>>34176456
It would have been interesting if the dude didn't talk like a total tard.

Was 15. Biggest regret of my life. It was with a girl who was emotionally abusive and caused me to alienate a girl I really loved. Probably why I'm such a depressed piece of shit and scared of opening up to people. I can't commit to relationships because I'm scared it'll get ruined or the person will use my weaknesses against me

I met a petite black cutie with a nice ass while I was working at a retirement home a few months ago. She thought I was funny and for some reason, actually went through with having sex with me. She drove me to my house while my parents were away and just started taking off her clothes. We immediately embraced and I offered to eat her out. Then she gave me a blowjob and even put the condomn on for me. I fucked her doggy style. She loved every minute of it. I never felt so alpha in my life. I'm 23 btw. Don't give up hope, robots!

>>34172187
Lost mine at 18, and was a handholdless, kissless virgin before then.

I was dating a borderline fat 4/10 at the time and we decided that it was time to give it a shot. I warned her that all of my experience came from porn, and she said that the only thing she had done was given her ex a handy. So I ended up doing all of the work, and I mean ALL OF IT. I took her clothes off (and mine), had to turn myself on because of how nervous I was, and did all of the work. She was too lazy to be on top, nearly bit my dick off when I asked her to blow me and couldn't stand for more than a few minutes before needing a break. It was the fuckin worst.

Don't date needy, fat women. Easily the worst relationship and sex I've ever had.

>>34172187
>be me
>be 15
>waiting at the bus stop one day and a classmate's sister, who rides the bus with me, gives me a note from her friend
>12yr old goth girl wants my D for some reason. She's heard about me from the classmate's sister
>meet up with her the next day
>turns out she's a turboslut with massive daddy issues
>has slept with several men already, tells me bluntly that she wants to swallow my nut
>a week later, we're about to bang, fooling around waiting for her parents to leave
>they finally leave, feels like my dick is going to explode
>take it out to put the condom on, her jaw just drops at how big my dick is
>we fuck like maniacs for a bit
I wound up dating the little tart for 6 years, it was a wild fucking ride that left me broken spiritually and emotionally. She cheated like crazy, treated me like garbage, "forced" me to stay home for college but left for Nyc the first chance she got.

>>34177419
>6th grader
>goth turboslut with long sexual history

What the fuck is wrong with people

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Losing my virginity, at the time, was fucking awesome. Felt on top of the world for a short bit there. The sex was good too. Had a condom on and it was like sticking my dick into a nice warm pocket.

However, that was.... almost 7 years ago now. I'm almost 25 currently and the best sex I've had was with my last gf who I was with for a few months until she went back to her home country. She was truly something else.

Tried so many new things with her including going down on a girl. I will explain.

Not going to lie, I've been with about 7 different girls throughout my time. But the previous ones were mostly kinda slutty girls I wouldn't want to go down on. But the last girl I was with was absolutely beautiful, smart, foreign, and extremely nice. So, I figured it'd be her I try going down on. WOW. It was fucking awesome. I expected a bad taste (which is what kept me away from doing it to other girls) but honestly there wasn't a taste at all. Plus I bought some oral stimulation gel which adds a nice minty flavor and man, I went to town on her multiple times to the point she got sore. I remember the next day my tongue being extremely sore and hurt to move. In addition we 69'd and that was so much fun.

One thing I miss about her was her nipples. She was very sensitive there so I could literally bring her to orgasm from licking and touching her nipples. I hope the next girl I'm with is similar.

I could honestly suck her tits for hours boys...

>>34178291
She was massively damaged goods but I was blinded by love, so I fell for it. When she got to Nyc and couldn't hack it, she wound up as a prostitute then a camwhore, then both. Her facebook got super weird in Nyc.

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>>34178615
Goals origigos

>>34178826
What?

Also, first time I ever cried over a woman was when we said goodbye. I was a mess. That was last June, still think about her almost every day.

>>34172187
>find reasonably attractive black mistress on fetlife
>chat her up, go through all the hoops, say everything you're expected to say.
>convince her to go on a date, she accepts
>suggest coffee she wants real food instead so we go to TGIF
>says we cant do anything at her house because her sister is there
>go to local adult shop to buy gear, then go to some hotel and get a room for the night (for some reason she offers to pay for that part while I payed for the meal and gear)
>do literally every kinky thing you can imagine switching roles many times.
>8 hours later the final score is me:2, her:5, almost crashed my car so many times on the way back because I was so tired, didn't stay because I cant fall asleep with someone else if my life depended on it.

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>>34176498
see you got it figured out, if your life is boring and uneventful just make it all up and people will believe you.

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ITT: Normies
why are any of you here. go away. please

>>34173497
Things gradually got better, surely?

>Orientation day at college
>Random green-haired 5/10 punky chick starts talking to me
>We hang out all day, and then it turns out her apartment (college put students in a bunch of normal apartment buildings like 10 miles from campus instead of having dorms) is right by mine, and she rode down with her roommate, so she rides back in my car
>We hang out and watch TV in my place
>It's the CSI episode about furries
>Making fun of furries somehow turns into talking about lewd stuff in general
>I admit I'm a virgin at some point for some reason
>She asks if I want to go change that right now
>Changed that right then.

I wish I'd waited for somebody I liked better but oh well. It was a long time ago now.

I was 14.

It was an interesting time. I was a highschool freshman, and I started doing this theater program.

I got involved in a polygamous relationship with 3 women. I felt two of their boobs, which was nice. It was my first time feeling some boobs, and it was comfy.

I ended up dating 2 of the 3 women. One of them I dated for two weeks, and she continues to be my very best friend to this day.

The other girl, she's the one who took my virginity.

We'd become friends through the play, and she invited me over to her place. I didn't realize what was going on, but apparently she invited me over with the soul intention of jumping me. I stepped inside, and the place smelled of cigarettes and a hint of animals. The place was filthy, but I didn't really mind

We watched some netlfix, and ended up making out on her couch, and dry humping/grinding against one another. This was really nice, because it allowed us to get in rhythm and know the speed we where comfortable with.

I went over a couple days later, and I lost my virginity. We were on the couch, making out, and she took off her pants, and I slipped myself inside of her. I have a large cock, and she had an unusually tight vagina, so it was difficult at first, but it felt amazing on my bare cock. It was so warm, and I the second I was in, I just sat there for a second and enjoyed just how good it felt.

We fucked for a good hour, and I ended up cumming on her stomach.

She was a dream. I feel like she used me for sex, but I don't care, it felt so good to just be inside her.

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>Be 21
>Have long distance GF, say fuck it we want to move in together
>Meet my long distance GF, have my first kiss when I walk into her room to pick her up
>She's afraid of planes but comes on anyways
>take her across the country to the west coast
>Be dead tired at the airport having been awake for 3 days
>Rent a room at a local hotel
>Get into the room
>We decide to take a bath in the jacuzzi together
>She starts teasing my dick with her feet, guides my hand to her pussy
>I start fingering her
>We keep doing that for a little while
>We go to the bed, I put on a condom
>I try getting it in, she's too tight
>I start losing my boner
>She starts kissing me and sticks her tongue in my mouth, I get instantly hard
>We try again, get it in
>We have sex, I have trouble positioning myself and using my legs to leverage my upper body
>Cum
>feelsgoodman

>>34174644
You saw the chosen one?

>Orientation week at college
>Meet qt 3.14 Phillipina girl
>Hit it off talking about dumb stuff, become fast friends
>Want to make a move on her but she has a douchebag boyfriend from her high school who's literally on the football team
>Fast forward a month and they break up after he cheats on her
>She's pretty broken up emotionally, turns out he was the only bf she'd had up to that point
>Realize that this is my chance
>Watching movie in her room, just the two of us
>Take her hand in mine and give it a squeeze
>She smiles at me
>Make out for a few hours right there
>Start sleeping in the same bed (we lived in the same dorm, she was just down the hallway from me)
>A week goes by
>We're making out in her room late at night and she starts taking her clothes off
>"I want you to fuck me Anon"
>Catches me off guard, instantly go into panicking virign mode
>Trying to keep my cool but it's pretty clear that I'm really nervous
>Slippery sphagetti noodles start wriggling out of my pockets as I akwardly undo her bra
>"Are you okay Anon?"

>>34180523

>Admit that I've never had sex before, feel like a total dumbass
>She laughs a little and says "Well, I guess it's your lucky day"
>She gets down on her knees and starts sucking my cock
>Surprised at how good it feels
>Come in her mouth after a few minutes
>She swallows, looks up at me and says "This might be a little weird, but you taste really good"
>I can't help but laugh
>Decide that it's time to put the beta shit away and fuck her like a man
>Pick her up and toss her on the bed
>Put condom on after a few minutes of struggling to get hard again
>Manage to put it in fairly easliy
>REALLY surprised at how good it feels
>Fuck her in missionary for a while
>Come kind of early, but finish her off with my fingers afterwards
>Fall asleep holding her in my arms

That was four years ago. We dated for two years after that.
The last time I had sex was the day before she left to go on exchange to Hong Kong for a semester.

I still think about her almost every day ...

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>tfw you rememebr when you discovered r9k back in 2011
>tfw r9k used to be filled with quality greentext threads like this one
>tfw the old r9k will never return

what the fuck happened to this place?

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>>34180723
We circled the drain a couple more times. It's just the progression of time, the internet and online communities in general.

The only way you can hit that comfort zone is if you make a new online community and foster a culture similar to this one, however that comfort zone will be fleeting so enjoy it while it lasts.