>be me >29yo neet >sadvirginthemovie.mp3 >get inspired

>>34163285
[ = D

Is all I see anon, where's the dumbbell? Good on you for that decision tho, hope you'll save your motivation for quite some period. Good luck!

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>>34163285
>it looks like a poorly drawn penis
good job OP this will convince them you aren't gay

>>34163285
Perhaps your road to self improvement should start with a job rather than going to the gym.

At least you have loving, accepting parents

nice pie, brah
could use some more cream ;)

>>34163285

you made your parents a dinner to tell them you are going to the gym?

>>34163488

Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you make a life changing decision to fix everything? And a speech?

>>34163285

What mentally ill drivel this post is

Good on you, OP

Why did you put a dumbbell on top of the pie?

>>34164352

It was supposed to be a pun.

>>34163285
Just break the bits off. Say you put some extra pastry bits on top so you break them off and eat them 'cos pastry is tastry.

>>34163285
>top of the crust
oh man
it would be easier at this point to just live a lie

>>34164413
I still don't understand, but good luck I guess.

i'm not sure I follow- are you some kind of spectacular retard, or is this a meme?

>>34163577

paste speech here for review. cant just give a life changing speech willy nilly

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>>34165934
I second.. from what you've done so far you need some help senpai

>>34166162

Dear mom and pop,

I invited you to this dinner table today because I made a life changing choice. I feel like I can open my wings and fly now. I decided to sign up to a gym and get my life together again. I want to thank you for your patience and kindness up until now, so I baked this pie. It symbolises a promise, that my plan will be top of the crust and that I will never stop trying to get back on track now. First, I need a six pack and then after that, the world is my oyster.

>>34166335
You don't need all this to tell them you're going to the gym.

>>34166335
>"get my life together"

Still a worthless neet, living off your parents. Get a job, then give a big speech. Doing this shit for the gym is just sad.

>>34163285
making a big announcement about deciding to "go to the gym" will still be interpreted as coming out of the closet you know
are you sure you're not gay? maybe you should just be gay

>>34166335
Yeah it's not like your doing something with your life yet ya know? I go to the gym 6 times a week and I'm still depressed NEET kv. Then again you are pretty old so it may be a different situation... if you have to make the speech, just leave out the last part where it starts to get gay after you thank them for their patience