If I ever catch one of you wagies mess up my order again, there's

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>>34161048
S-sorry sir, i promise it won't happen again.
O-of course, this delivery will be on the house.

please don't tell mr. shekelstein about me messing up, i really need this job

*materalizes in front of you*
*messes up order*
pppsshhh.. whatre you gonna do about it little neetie

>mfw seeing wagies
http://imgur.com/a/XYzAo

*teleports behind you*

nothing personnel, neetie

*knocks your pizza onto your disgusting floor topping-side down*

smell ya later

*de-rezzes*

>>34161168
call the manager

>>34161048
>Autist orders pizza, stumbling and murmuring over the phone
>pizza gets delivered
>autist chimps out and begins to REEEE
>autist gets mummy to call the pizza place and complain
>delivery driver already told the manager about the chimp out
>manager assures the mother that the delivery driver will be "spoken too"
>next time you order pizza the manager gathers everyone round to jizz and spit into your pizza before delivery

This is actually what would happen

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>>34161048
This is serious business and not a matter of jokes.

>>34161708
why didnt you just save the gif?

>>34162345
It's too big to post on 4chan
here

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>>34162381
c ool beanz

>>34161048
I know, right?

Fucking wagies, they can't even do their job properly, many such cases!