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>hey, thanks for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too, honest!
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey Susie, wanna have lunch together?"
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're black haha!
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something about her face just doesn't seem right
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>>34159736
>tfw no qt autism gf
They always are the first to be taken by Chad, it's not fair bros
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>>34159847
It's your brain telling you not to stick your dick in crazy
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>Haha, thats really funny Susie
>*takes bagel and stretches it*
>*starts putting pepper shaker in and out of the very loose bagel hole*
>look, you are the bagel because you're loose haha!
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>>34159847
She's a fake blonde. Mega dark hairy eyebrows
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>>34160504
Nah, it's something weirder
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>>34160529
It's dem cheeks. Makes her look like jigsaw
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>>34159736
nice punchline lmao
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>>34159882
I had a good chuckle at that one
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>>34159867
>tfw you have autism but don't get an obligatory autism gf
It's like society wants me to become a serial killer.
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>>34161053
Is funny cuz even female robots with beauty can have bf
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>>34159867
She gives off a Hillary Clinton vibe
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>>34161132
was for >>34159847
(origg)
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No. That sounds really boring.
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It'd take all of my self control to not impregnate her right there on the table.
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>>34159736
>tfw have created a lowkey popular meme on 4chan that gets posted by others every now and then
i'd like to thank my mom, my lonely life and the academy. they got me this far
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