What do you guys use to fap with? I use veggie oil usually.

>>34158631
Saliva.
My own, normally.

>>34158631
>not having a foreskin
Ha I say

>>34158631
Rawfag here, any kind of lubricant feels too cold when exposed to air.

Also I'm cut.

I go raw, I'm cut too

Using lube is too messy

>>34158677
>Friend online asks me if my foreskin rips when I jerk it
>Tell him I'm cut
>Tells me the piece of skin that connects the tip to the foreskin keeps ripping and bleeding
He still refuses to see a doctor, and he fucks anime pillows.

My cock just starts pumping out precum when I'm horny.

>>34158677
no bully pls
>>34158631
OP i do the same but with virgin olive oil since its organic

>>34158725
He should really stop tearing his foreskin and let it heal
>>34158779
yes bulli

>>34158631
Nothing.

t. member of the intact penis master race

>>34159048
Fuck yeah my nigga. How blessed are we not to be marked and cut by the beast.

>>34159062
I wouldn't give them shit about it if they would admit it's fucked up. But they can't blindly defending it.

cutfags, when will they learn

Mint toothpaste

Leaves me feeling very fresh

>>34159095
When need circumcision also. Men should not be the only people who have to suffer this shame and pain.

>>34158631
A revolutionary tool known as a hand.

Fabric softener

don't need lube cause my circumcision didn't take all my foreskin

>>34158631
>What do you guys use to fap with?
You don't just fap?

Oh you must be mutilated huh? Sucks for you

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>>34160094
this

I never believed people actually use lube or lotion to fap with, I thought it was some retarded age-old american joke.

>mfw its true

>>34159095
This desu. It's not your fault you are a jewish puppet, but why the fuck does that make you proud, amerifats?

I don't masturbate much since moving to Europe. I usually just go to one of the nearby brothels and get a blowjob.

>>34160094
This

Sometimes I use lotion though but it makes the entire process take longer

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>>34158631
I don't need one since I'm uncut and get extremely wet.

>>34158725
The only time that happened to me was because I had an std but didn't know it. No other symptoms other than my skin dissolving around my head.

>>34160169
Same for me, precum is usually enough. If I start fapping before I've got any precum I just use a little spit.

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>>34160136
>tfw when your an un-mutilated american

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i use peanut butter

>>34160251
eh, I like not having to clean in there, lets me be lazier.

>>34158631
This thread makes me so happy my penis is intact, missing parts of your penis sounds awful

>>34160298
>I like not having to clean in there
>Implying it doesn't take 15 seconds wash during your daily shower
I've never understood this argument.

i got circumsized when I was 18 because of phimosis and I still don't use any kind of lube to jerk off.
I dont really understand why you'd need lube

>>34160375
>implying I shower everyday
I never leave my apartment so I don't really need to smell good

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>>34160169
>he doesn't use lube to fap

terrible

It's impossible for me to fap without it

>>34160467
Why the fuck would I use lube if I'm already lubricated lmao

>>34160467
lube just sounds annoying to use m8
sometimes precum gets everywhere and it makes it harder to wank to be honest

>>34160375
Cutfag rationalization bingo:

it's easier to clean
it doesn't look like an anteater
girls like it cut
...

>>34160498
need 5 for a bingo m8, try harder

>>34160522
assmad penis mutilation fangirl detected

>>34160530
m8 I couldn't care less if my dick had more skin or not, I didn't have a choice in the matter so I don't lose sleep over it.

>>34160548
>I don't care if I was robbed from pleasure for the rest of my life

???

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>>34160567
never felt it in the first place, not really caring about something I never felt.

I bought a nice silicone based lube for when I thought I was going to get to boink a girl's buttonhole. I'll use that sometimes.

>>34160298

Cleaning an intact penis is much easier than brushing your teeth.

Would you rather have had your teeth pulled out so you wouldn't have to brush them?

>>34160615
in all honesty, yeah
I could get fake ones

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>>34160347

There isn't even any standardization as to how much they cut.

Removing 1% of the foreskin is "circumcision". So is removing 99% of it.

That's why you have so many radically different kinds of circumcised dicks--some you can barely even tell they're cut, and others look like they were dipped in acid halfway through.

Still others have essentially all the foreskin plus a great deal of the shaft skin removed, and the remaining shaft skin sewn to the glans where it is left to fuse.

>>34160637
>cutfag logic

it's just like imperial measurement system, americans will always go the extra mile to justify using that outdated useless crap

>>34160498
>girls like it cut
No we don't you fag
Uncut<3

>>34160603
silicone is great for anal if thats how its going to end.

>>34158631
>be american
>need lube to masturbate because your parents cut a piece of your dick off for no reason
This is too good, I have tears in my eyes, I bet you are also fat.

>>34160467
These are the same people who complain that they can't cum or stay hard during real sex.

>>34160666
You write like a fag (male). Tranny?

>>34158631
None, unless I'm using a onahole then I use shibari or if I'm completely out of that generic equate lube

>>34161366
>tfw cut but foreskin covers dick when not erect
>never had to use lube
>still aesthetically pleasing
Get on my level uncut fags