Well? The picture has all the information you need to know what

>>34155647
No one enjoys it, they just do it to survive you fucking neet

>>34155677
>they just do it to survive

but anon, I have never worked a job and Im alive just fine ?

We don't enjoy it at all, the only reason why most of us do it is because we either have parents who force us to or parents that are dead. I just want to reroll life and be a careless autistic NEET

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>>34155647
>being awake at 6:30
I'm half way out on the boat, that late.
I make shit loads of money, though. Is all good :)

>tfw living the neet dream

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>>34155697
Well anon not everyone can get neetbucks some people have to work to survive.

>>34155700
I was able to be a neet for 3 months and it was probably the best time of my life. Fuck this wagie shit man

>>34155703
I am neet and i wake up at 6 to trigger wagecucks who would sell their mother for a few more minutes in bed note that i take a nap after lunch

>>34155736
Same I could do whatever the hell I want and not worry for 6 months

We have to go back REEEEEEEEE

Howw does it feel to have no passions or purpose in life? If you have no job the sliver of the chance you had of getting a gf closes, you'll waste your entire life on the computer and die unfulfilled. I truly believe that the reason you're all depressed is because you do fuck all. Doing real activities boosts serotonin levels.

>>34155838
My passion is video games, escapism, and the few online friends I have. No one has a purpose in life. I don't give a fuck about getting a girlfriend. I'm not "wasting" my life because nothing matters anyway, no matter what you choose to do.

>>34155647
Was NEET for 6 months after uni. Worst fucking time of my life. Sat on my computer all day masturbating and would go to the gym at 2am. Much prefer being a wagecuck.

>>34155838
What's that wagie, all I heard was "I'm a slave to societies expectations and am okay with catering to a female's every whim in exchange for a minute amount of sex per week"

The things that confuse me about the image are thus. No one leaps out of bed, why say that? Don't you get hungry in the morning and don't you normally need to shit? Why is that a bad thing? And does this person not understand the basics of any economic system? Does he want something even beyond communism where you exclusively get 100% of the profit of what you do? Like not even full blooded post socialism communist societies will allow you to do that. And lastly, don't you like get dirty or feel gross and want to clean up? Like if I don't take a shower in the morning I just feel nasty. And my hair is fairly short. Do you just wallow in filth then? That's just nasty my man.

>>34155884
That's like saying your passion is eating or sleeping.

>>34155929
Wow, that is one dank autismo post

>>34155920
I'm a nice normal girl who works a nice job.

>>34155954
what's autistic about it? I really don't understand what you mean by that.

>>34155937
I suppose you could say sleeping is one of my passions as well.
Extra sleep time = extra dreams.
I've been looking into lucid dreaming more, too.

>>34155937
What's your point anon, that you only need to have a passion only if it fits society's standard?

>>34155647
it's not true because i awakened at 5:20

>>34155987
Of course you wouldn't anon, you're too far gone for understanding your actions at this point

>>34156018
what are you even talking about? Is this a ruse? I'm being rused aren't I. You're pretty good m80

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>>34156045
Thanks anon

You're pretty good for noticing

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>>34155647
> NEET propaganda can't even remember that normal people take showers

>>34155996
>>34155999
I'm saying it's nice to have a goal or some sort of direction in life. Personally I feel pretty glum if I just sit at home on the internet all day. You guys should at least go out to the city or read a book.

>>34156109
Then that's personally you anon. Some people can't stand even an hour on a computer, others can do it their whole lives and feel fulfilled. True success lies within your hapiness

>>34156098
Or shave.
Also I'm naturally hungry at 6:30-7am.

>>34155999
Holy shit, TRIPS OF TRUTH

PRAISE KEK!!!

>>34156151
Whatever. I don't think you guys are truly happy though. I guess theres no point in trying to broaden the views of robots seeing as you guys are so stubborn. Keep justifying your dull lifestyles.

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>>34155967
>>34156321
>staciewagie gives up arguing, instead calling NEETs "dull" and "stubborn" for not accepting her narrow viewpoint

>>34156321
Lmao look at all those periods, what a visibly mad betafaggot! Salty normie COMPLETELY BTFO'd xDD

>>34156359
Give us a run down of your day/week anon.
Prove to that Stacey bitch how interesting you really are.

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>>34156359
The best part is he replied to me and I'm literally a wagecuck lol

Neets are literally women

No job
Can't survive alone without support
No ambition
No self improvement
Obsessed with opinions of others
Cry all the time
Everything is everyone else's fault
Childish
Dislikes sex
Meek
Submissive
Never takes leadership
Low IQ
Vapid
Fussy
Weak
Prefers to be dominated and led but won't admit it
Jealous

You guys are literally the female tier of the male gender.

>>34155884
No. You are wasting your life and you know it.

>>34156466
>Dislikes sex
Just with people like us

>>34156410
>Wake up
>Jack off
>Play vidya
>Sleep

And all without interuption from someone that never shuts the fuck up about things I'd only pretend to care about for pussy. Maximum comfort

>>34156359
What about your narrow viewpoint? You're inhibiting yourself from experiencing so many of the great things life has to offer. You'll never experience love, you'll never have a girlfriend, you'll never get out of your shitty hometown, you'll never have real life connections. All this is very healthy for the mind.

How does one get bux? Originally

>>34156401
Lmao I think that's a normal amount of periods.

>>34156515
>Jack off
>Play vidya
Ok, what do you fap to? What video games to do you play? What do you do for meals? Are there any games coming out you're interested in?

I'm here from the normie uprising thread. You're a pathetic virgin loser creep. And a hyprocite. You're no conservative. You'd fuck plenty of women if you could. But you can't so you hate them.

Waah, waah, all women are whores, waah waah, I need an arranged marriage so a poor woman will be forced to take care of me! Because I'm not a real man, I like femdom, I have mommy issues. Of please, mommy-figure, make me dinner, give me sex, play vidya with me, lets watch anime! Oh mommy, I'm having axiety issues today, please tell me It's going to be fine, hug me mommy!

Yeah, that will make her so wet and make her feel so secure with a real man like you.

Into the trash with you.

>>34156505
>>34156410
>>34156321
>>34156109
>>34155967
>>34155937
Keep posting, I love getting frustrated roasty bitches like you all worked up. It'll keep you at bay while your Chad Thundercock boyfriend rails another one, but with a nicer body and less money. Maybe that's why he keeps you around kek

>>34156536
>You'll never experience love
I have, to a certain extent, and I don't want it. Not romantic love anyway, I much prefer the love of friends.

>you'll never have a girlfriend
I don't give a single fuck, mostly because I don't want romantic love.

>you'll never get out of your shitty hometown
Already have.

>you'll never have real life connections
What is this supposed to mean? I'll never make acquaintances to try and further my position in the rat race?

>>34156609
Ehh I'm just drunk and I find you guys entertaining, you make me feel better about myself because sometimes I feel as though I'm not doing enough in life.

>>34156577
Oh I thought you were mean posting, okay anon here's a shortened list:
>Tits and stomachs
>Pretty much anything, recently Tabletop Simulator but with escapism roleplays
>For Honor looks pretty dope but I'm too low on cash to get it

How about you?

>>34156649
Don't take your problems out by being condescending to others then, trust me I've been there and the only thing it does is build a thick wall of narcisism and hate

>>34156613
Do you at least have hobbies that aren't internet or video game related?

>Bukowski

Like I would ever trust a Jew.

>>34156675
Well you're all condescending as well. And a little narcissism doesn't hurt, I'm not a douche irl.

>>34156657
I'm a huge fan of camwhores, not that I've spent any money on them.
I've been playing Ck2 a bit and Vick2.
I work 9-5 and when I get home I try and workout &/or read

>>34156692
Not really, sometimes I read about random stuff.

>>34156715
>All

Alright now you're narrowing it down to the hivemind theory, and if that's true the way you've been making those snooty remarks on your little highchair must hurt your mind more than bullet wounds. I don't know who fucked you up but if justice exists they're probably getting fisted in a prisoncell somewhere, seek help

>>34156815
Should I be nice to you poor poor robots?

>>34156897
No one will care what you do since you're such an obvious pathetic mess

>>34155647
Because I get payed money then I can buy cool things for myself.

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>>34155647
This is our trade secret.

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tfw sick enough to be on neetbux for life but well enough to go to the gym and do normal everyday stuff

kek

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>>34157341
What sickness anon?

Sometimes I wish I were a NEET so I could just write music all day.

>>34155647
I love how that sentence needs to include trivial shit like dressing up and brushing your teeth to be longer.

>>34155647

I work swing shift, don't have to wake up until 12:30 in the afternoon, go to bed at 4 in the morning, and my job is a shitload of fun.

Eat shit, pepe, I'm making money and enjoy doing it.

>>34157525
crohns disease originalokommento

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>>34155647
>taking a shit in the morning

What the fuck, do people actually do this? I'm not fully awake enough to do that and I would probably fall asleep on the toilet.

>>34155647

Daily reminder that bukowski was an ugly loser who wrote loser shit for other losers.

He didn't actually do anything interesting or cool with his life. He just bitched about the lifestyle he never actually attempted.

Is this faggot seriously your hero?

>>34158080
how long does it take you to wake up wtf?

>>34155647
It's funny how no one realizes that the whole neet pepe meme is a critique on capitalism not a way to mock people.

NEET since finishing my master's. Now 47 no intention of ever changing. Couldn't go to a job if I tried, might as well be in prison.

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>>34158080
>not drinking a mug of pitch black coffee in the morning then run to the bathroom before stool drops out of your loosened up rectum

>>34155918
Same, except for me it was 9 months. I was so happy when I finally got a job.

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>>34156466
>Prefers to be dominated and led but won't admit it
uncalled for.

>>34160088
meant to quote these things too.
>Meek
>Submissive
>Never takes leadership
>Low IQ
>Prefers to be dominated and led but won't admit it

I don't believe that these are NEET traits just traits that happen to coincide with me, who happens to be a NEET.

>>34160088
>Prefers to be dominated and led

Actually close to the opposite of truth.
I like doing what I want to do when I feel like doing it. Hence no job, no children, no pets.

>>34160186
Typical NEET delusion. You tell yourself that you WANT to live like that but really it's just a way to distract yourself from the fact that you're unable get any of those things.

>>34155647
Well people have to survive somehow.

TFW I actually enjoy my job and look forward to going to it every day. Computer sysadmin for reference... I sit in a cubicle, listen to podcasts, and remotely play around with multi-million-dollar servers all day.

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>>34155647

daily reminder if you're a neet, the government will eventually take your benefits away.

be it benefits fraud for the disability fakers or work introduction workshop initatives that you will be forced to attend.

It's up to you whether you wanna change your lifestyle at a earlier age and try to strive for some sort of career or profession you enjoy.

Or you know, you could just hit your 30s/40s being a NEET loser, if you haven't killed yourself from the depression/loneliness, then the meager benefits you get from the government will force you into a job just to survive; albeitly a fast food/retail one.

NEETs will become the wagecucks they insult, it's a beautiful sort of irony.

>>34160235

That's quite simply falacious. I don't work because I don't need to, I've no family because neither I nor my partner feel it worth giving up our lifestyle for. What's the delusion?

>>34160360
>daily reminder if you're a neet, the government will eventually take your benefits away.

What benefits?

47 never had a single day if paid employment in my life. No idea what benefits there even are.

There are more thing in heaven & earth..

>>34155838
>If you have no job the sliver of the chance you had of getting a gf closes
Never wanted one

>you'll waste your entire life on the computer and die unfulfilled
I'm already dead & unfulfilled

>I truly believe that the reason you're all depressed is because you do fuck all
Was diagnosed with depression at the age of 6, but okay friend :^)

>Doing real activities boosts serotonin levels
No it doesn't.

captcha >victory walking

>>34155703
commercial fisherman?

>>34160360
>benefits

I'm white lol

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Ah, wagie ragie, tastes so delicious with my afternoon coffee

>>34160433
So you're a parasite feeding off your parents rather than the government? What's the big difference?

>>34155647
Bukowski was never a neet actually

>>34160458
There isn't any?


pls post ur point

>>34160472
The difference is that your parents will probably die long before you do, and run out of money to spend on your NEET ass way before that. Either way, you'll be broke and alone with no savings, no job experience, no plan.

Then wat do, NEET-kun?

>>34161400
My parents don't spend money on me though.


>no job experience

Nice projection

>>34161505
>My parents don't spend money on me though

Do you eat? Who pays for the food?

Are you clothed? Who paid for your clothes?

Do you have a roof over your head? Who pays the mortgage?

Do you have a computer or smartphone? (duh, you're shitposting in this cesspit, ofc you do) Who pays for the utilities and phone/Internet services?

These are not rhetorical questions, btw

>>34161598
>Do you eat? Who pays for the food?
I eat my families leftovers

>Are you clothed? Who paid for your clothes?
I'm wearing jeans I bought a few years ago with my money

>Do you have a roof over your head? Who pays the mortgage?
What is mortgage lmao

>Do you have a computer or smartphone?
I bought my phone myself and my pc is 10 years old

>inb4 toilet water and internet is 'my parents paying for me'

>I eat my families leftovers
So you eat the food that they bought and would otherwise eat themselves at a later date. And you mean to tell me that you never, not once, ate anything of theirs that wasn't leftovers? No snacks, no drinks, nothing?

>>34161719
>What is mortgage lmao

Then who pays the rent, dumbass? Who finances where you currently sleep?

>inb4 toilet water and internet is 'my parents paying for me'

Except it is. The more electricity you use, the more water you use, the more bandwidth/data you consume, the more you pay. Whether they physically hand you money or not, your parents are financing your lifestyle. You live at their burden and their mercy.

So what happens after they kick you out/die?

>>34161891
>the more bandwidth/data you consume, the more you pay.

Incorrect, I don't live in a 3rd world-tier flyover state with dialup.

>So what happens after they kick you out/die?

Who knows? Life is full of surprises. Just one big adventure!

My parents have been dead since before I finished high school.

Hasn't prevented me being unwaged all me life. There us literally nothing in earth that would make me work for money. Nothing.

>>34162325
but if you dont work 100,000 hours per week (40hx5dx50w) how will you collect enough jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you to buy?

>>34163310
uhhh per year but might as well be week

>>34163326

I have a small but significant income from my late parents investments. It covers the essentials and most of my pleasures. It won't buy me a helicopter (I got my PPL(H) a few years back) but I can afford to rent one for a few hours every couple of weeks.

i enjoy my job and get a sense of accomplishment from it

>>34155647
You can't get a half decent girl unless you have a job.

Enjoy dying a virgin or settling for a 400 pound hambeast.

>>34155703
i want to work on a boat
sounds comfy
what do I need to do to land a job there?