>We will let you in our group of Chads if you can impress

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>>34151832
>Tfw to intelligent too impress you

>>34151832
I can lick the tip of my own dick.

>>34151832
Bend over.

OORRIIGGINNAALL

>emasculating hands-in-front-of-crotch pose
>chads

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I c-can play obscure video games really quickly

I can chug a whole mickey of black rum and still pass as sober afterwards.

>>34151832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq0rsKx0ULM

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>>34151832
I'll become your personal fuckslut and let you creampie my bp anytime you want. Is that good enough?

These looking like simpleton borderline faggots to be.

>>34151916
>tfw real life traps are disgusting and ugly
>they will never be cute like anime

I make over 250k a year, straight out of college...

I look better in suit than 3 of you so I'm basically already in you twats

>>34151832
alright alright, just give me a pen and some paper

>write down the letters "im" on a piece of paper
>write down the letter "us" on another piece
>press the "im" piece of paper onto the "us" piece of paper

There, consider "us" "im" pressed. This is actually what I would probably do in real life too, I fucking hate myself

>>34151935
>>34151873
These are real life Chads from highschool

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>>34151953
Exactly. 3dpd is disgusting.

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>>34151881
>You never be a speedrunning autist who plays shitty unknown games

It hurts

>>34151979
blacks can't be chads

blacks are mdongos

>>34151953
>fuck a girl IRL
>her pupils don't turn into hearts and she isn't salivating and blushing at the same time
Real world is bitter so I prefer delusions

>>34151916
wtf why is "her" butthole so high

down like, 20 coors

>>34151995
My oneitis is getting heart contact lenses so i can see that when we fuck.

She and I are both crazy, shit is either heaven or hell. But when it is good, it is good.

>>34153058
Hahaha yeah man. Anyways, I'm gonna go to /r9k/.

>>34151832
>shadowstep behind niggerchad
>stab him in the neck

No bother, m'chad

>>34153094
It's pretty amazing but we both have our deal of emotional issues and such so it can be really draining, but as of right now atleast, it is worth it.

*kneel before them*
*start kissing their shoes*
Let me be your personal bitch

say some normie shit like I have 30000 thousand likes on Instagram or I have Stacy's nudes on normiebook

i have an equipment set in WoW that lets me move at 143% regular movespeed. have the movespeed set and my combat set both keybound so i can swap to the sanic set when out of combat. makes doing mythic+ and general questing/stuff very convenient