Ever do anything gay robots? >Was feeling down about still

what does gay straight got to do with dentistry?

>"there is no gay agenda"

>gay porn is obsessed with "converting" straight men

>>34149512
gayest thing i did was read that post
but that pales in comparison to how much of a monstrous 2km wide flamming space faggot you are.

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I initially thought about gloryholes but I didn't want to suck dick that badly.

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>be me, 18yo twink, supposedly straight or a little bi-curious
>ended up chatting with some anon from /vg/
>we happened to live near eachother
>he came over to play some vidya and watch movies with me
>we got drunk and played vidya
>then got tired and sat on my bed watching a stream
>then got even more tired and layed together under the sheets
>i only vaguely remember what happened after that, but he cuddled up to me and it got really lewd
>next we were making out and i gave him the succ
>went to sleep
>woke up next morning with terrible hangover and remember what happened the night before
>mfw

at least now i know i'm bi for sure

>>34149512

>too much of a sperg to use an anonymous app like tinder or grindr
>but can walk right into a gay bathhouse and fuck a tranny without an issue

this happened,

>>34149809

>fetish porn is a proper representation of politics

>>34150083

I gues you skip a lot of conversation in a gay orgy

You show up and fuck somebody, that's it

If he had tried the tinder route he'd be more likely to fuck up the conversation with any potential matches, thus no sex

Just my theory, can't speak on OP's behalf

Speaking of OP, were the traps hot? Is it worth a shot to go to one of those places?

God. I want to FUCK a skinny smooth twink so bad, or an otter. fml.

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can this be a /gayfeels/ general?
>tfw a chad will never get majorly hit on by a girl but chad turns out to be a gaychad and he cucks her with you because I am fucking ugly

I used to be roomates with a guy who crossdressed and was starting his transition. Lost my virginity with him, fucked him many times after that.
Most of the times were just either he sucking me while I tried to imagine a girl doing it, or I fucking his ass.
Never fucked any guys after that. And I still prefer females.

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>>34150083

It is a LOT easier to go to a gay sex club then use an app.

>have to still be able to chat well.
>still have worry about the other person not flaking out on you or catfishing you.
>still have to either get a hotel or go to their place or yours.

>>34150210

It REALLY is just this simple.

>guy has their ass up ready to take hot dickings.
>you put on a condom, lube up, insert and go to pound town.

no conversation needed really.

>were the traps hot?

When I went yeah, the trap I fucked smelled of sweet perfume and had an amazing bubble butt that I thought I'd only see on girls in porn.

>be me, 22, swede
>bisax
>Never been with a guy, tho I fantasize about it almost everyday
>Denied every guy making moves on me for the fear of getting my anus tore up from old injury I can't remember
>cry

>>34151365
snaella var i stockholm

>>34149512
I let my then-friend (gay) suck my dick once because he was a kv

>>34151406
gbg, sry
Just became a real robot.

>>34149512
the way that guy on the left shakes his head reminds me of james rolfe

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>>34151453
helvete

>>34149512
>sucked a friend's dick at 13
>he sucked mine
>it wasn't hot

>invited a dude from Craigslist to spank me
>it wasn't hot

>went to a gay spanking club
>spanked a guy
>it wasn't hot

I'm trying so hard. Why can't I just be gay :(

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>>34151537
Forlat, Anon <3

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>>34149512
>Be 14
>Staying at a friend's house one day
>Usually we'd hang out at his place and combine Warhammer 40k or a movie with a hotseat game of Medieval 2 Total War
>We end up staying much later than anticipated so it turns into a sleepover
>We also get our hands on some cider (which possibly belonged to the host's parents) and drunk a lot of it
>2 of us eventually call it a night and go to sleep in the game room
>Leaving me and my best friend at the time awake
>We're winding down in the living room (pretty much the next room over) from being completely wasted (I think it was only like the 2nd time I was ever drunk in my life)
>At the time, he had a gf (he also has a gf today, but a different girl)
>We eventually decide to play truth or dare for some reason
>We always do the dares because we just don't give a fuck
>They start off very tame, but then ramp up
>My friend dares me to show him my dick. I do so.
>I dare him to show me his.
>He dares me to touch his dick for 20 seconds. I start jerking him for a bit.
>He dares me to suck his dick for 2 minutes
>I do so. Its velvety hard and I'm not very good at it since I had never done anything like it before. He almost cums.
>I dare him to suck mine until I cum
>He does it for a while, but eventually gives up since I'm just not cumming
>We decide to just go to sleep
>To this day I'm still not sure if the other 2 friends who were in the next room over heard us doing this
>10 years later and its still the only sexual thing I've ever done with another person

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>>34149512
I fap to Stanley on the reg

>>34151733
Holy fuck thanks for the laughs