Now with proper OP picture edition What are you lads up to?

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Might do a cheeky kill myself

>>34149319
>topic in name field
oh dear

Oops, didn't see that there was a new thread so reposting this here

I should have been receiving Universal Credit for the last four months, but i just checked my account and realised i haven't had any payments from them at all. I start a job next week so wont be going to the meetings any more. Has anyone else had a problem like this? Can i receive back payments for the months they should have been paying me?

Has anyone had a similar experience? I'll be ringing them first thing monday to hopefully sort it out but its stressing me out at the minute, cant find any info online about whether they will backpay me under these circumstances.

My fault for not checking my account, make sure you're all getting what you're meant to

>>34149614
Azu-nyan a cute

>>34149644
how embarrassing

want to touch my willy but also want to go to bed and be comfy.

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>tfw no android gf
Why live?

>>34149718
why can't you do both lad?

>>34149718
Maybe don't be a degenerate whose life revolves around short-term sexual self gratification and then you will be able to decide

>>34149743
alright vicar, shouldn't you be resting for today's services there?

>>34149743
>short-term sexual self gratification
what else is there in life?

>>34149738
because I can only masturbate to hardcore pron but I cant take my desktop to bed.

>>34149319
just got back from the pub, might have some nutella crumpets and go to bed, dont let me forget to drink a pint of water pls

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going to make a hipster sandwich with the posh hipster bread I just made lads

poast waifus

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>>34149774
I thought I'd be asleep by now
I was wrong

>>34149768
can't you just have a little fiddle with it whilst remember porn laddo?

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>come my fine hiker
I love this game

>>34149772
Drink a pint of water lad.

And leave one out on your bedside table for either when you get up tomorrow, or if you wake up in the night desperate for a drinky poo.

>>34149644
W-Who gives a fuck. I-It's an easy mistake to make
brb killing self

>>34149811
>whilst remember porn
no I cant do shit to memory anymore, its okay, problem solved, I did the came. now onto part 2 of my plan. time to get comfy.

>>34149913
wash under the foreskin, anon

>>34149933
I will...someday.

apparently not an original ocoment

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I want to fuck this totem salazzle
The fucking slut

>>34149319
>What are you lads up to?
I fucked up my previously normie tier sleep cycle so I'm going to sleep in a minute and set my alarm for 10 to fix cycle

>>34149971
We all know that won't work

>>34149970
post lewds original

>>34149614
why

what's wrong lad

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Film night update!

We've had a late comer, so the options are -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

The poll will be up tomorrow afternoon to account for any decent newcomers and will stay up until 10pm Thursday and I will post a reminder at least once every day. At 10pm on Thursday the poll will close. Link for the film night will be posted on Friday at around 9:30pm to start promptly at 10pm. Some music befitting the film choice will be played before the film and perhaps comedy afterwards. Or I'll just open the floor and you can shitpost youtube videos to your hearts content.

Happy voting lads.

>>34149319
>East Devon

Have you planned your suicide in advance or are you just going to wing it?

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>>34149319
Might take mr cuddles for a late night walk, lads. He was 10 months today so i gave him a load of raw meat and a bone now he keeps farting.

>>34149774
I just made some cornbread, so I'm going to continue your trend of doing appropriate activities for the bread I've just prepared by lynching a negro and fucking my sister.

>>34150125
I hope D&D, Dog Soldiers or Hackers wins it desu, best banter-worthy movies on that list

wouldn't be disappointed if mean girls won it though

>>34149970
Pokemon makes me fap to furry

Is this normal

>>34150352
East Devon is boss, don't diss

>>34150492
Have to agree with you there. They are the best 3. Plus Jolie's tits in hackers, which is nice.

I'm holding out for Dog Soldiers. Proper British and a bit cheeky. Plenty of banter opportunity.

>>34150402
Mr Cuddles is quite friendly with rupert the rat.

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>>34150664
Forgot pic

originig

>tfw have to skip a night to fix my sleeping pattern

As someone who's chronically sleep deprived anyway, it's only 3:30am and I'm already so fucking tired and bored, how the fuck am I meant to do this (at this point it's no longer optional)

>>34150770
Very cute lad

>>34150843
Coffee and cigs lad I'm doing the same thing

https://twitter.com/Koksalakn/status/818775871750307841

said to myself i wouldnt stay up too late >mfw its 3:40

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>>34149774
I'm not tired but I really should be

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who /snug/ here?

>there is a /polishfeel/ now
Blimey

>>34149319
Just had my streak ended by a blissey with beambolt and calm mind.
Didn't respect it, oh well.
Time to eat a banana and Google if laser eye surgery improves peripheral vision.

Shaved my balls lads. I got a bit disoriented when I tried to have a wee. No, I won't post pictures of it.

>>34151499
Why not?

Original post desu senpaitachi

>>34151536
I don't want you lot gawking at my benis, that's why.

>>34151547
Don't be so insecure lad.

Putting all the XFMs on my phone

>>34151584
It's not a matter of insecurity, I just don't want to put my dick on the internet. Not for free, at least.

its four twenty dude

Going to post every so often to stop this dieing. Hopefully some one else takes over

fucking shite this is

>>34150579
Fuck off is it. It sucks
>tfw stuck here

Now. Time for sleepy bye bye

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Going to go to sleep, lads. Don't let this thread die on me. Hope I have a cool dream.

page 10 save by securityanon, protector of /britfeel/

Is the lad who was trying to fix his sleep schedule still about?

shaving ryans privates

>had two separate dreams in which I was invited to a porn shoot in a Greggs and also had a young teen blatantly flirt with me by crawling over and pressing herself on me while I was speaking to her parents
>wake up to another day of misery

I'm sorry, lads, but this is fucking ridiculous. Governments worldwide need start pouring billions into VR right now.

It would give people a chance to safely practice social skills (lessens burden on NHS mental health resources)
It would keep people indoors (less crime and (((greenhouse gas))) emissions)
It would keep people away from cp (a good thing according to the government)
Educational benefits

Good VR is essential. I praise Jesus that when I'm a decrepit, dirty old man with no life achievements to look back on, I'll hopefully be able to distract myself with VR but I want it RIGHT NOW

>>34155603
I want Westworld to be real except the hosts killing me bit

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not liking this whole diet malarky, lads

everything seems 10x tastier than usual

>>34156126
What if you could be one of the hosts programmed with a perfect life that goes perfectly until you reset and live it, perfectly, all over again.

>>34151065
for a horrible second I thought he was going to crush it

There's gonna be a work party, lads. What the fuck do I do?

SHOOT THE KIDS

HANG THE FAMILY

picture frames for sale

>>34156774
Say you have plans? It's not hard to avoid if you don't want to go.

>>34156774
Tell them you're going to a funeral.

>>34150125

take main girls off pls, the cinema club watched it the previous year.

DD has my vote

>>34154182
hello lad.

managed to fix schedule for the moment. stayed up until 9pm one day and then woke up at 5am. Been waking up at like 7am since desu.

How are you doing?

>>34156785
>>34156805
But what if going could be the way I finally make it?

>>34156898
oh, i just kind of assumed you didn't want to go

>>34156898
Then go...
I don't understand what the question is.

it's so hard to get out of bed. someone deliver me food.

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>>34149774
>wake up
>no one to cuddle

One of the worst parts of the feel

The new Worst Witch series on BBC is awful, but it makes me want to rewatch the one that was on CITV in mid 2000s.
I can't find it on youtube though. Any suggestions?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni7NoQXq13k
lets all have a nice chill morning lads...

>>34149774
Jun is Fun.

>>34157278
Try other websites

>>34157578
It's not on the ITV catch up site either.

>>34157630
You know how you rarely ever go past the first page of google.

I found Mile High (that Sky One show about slaggy trolley dollies) about 8 pages in.

Look nigga

>>34157652
Well I'm not seeing it. Find it for me.

>>34157689
Nah, best of luck

>>34157244
why do you fags keep trying to seduce the straight people here by posting cute anime girls and talking about hugs and shit?

>>34157719
Oh so you're just a troll, okthen.

>>34157773
>won't slave for you
>haha le troll

why didn't our mummies raise us lads?

why did they think doing everything for us for our entire lives would create a well functioning independent person?

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>tfw lying in bed hammering the snooze button at 3-minute intervals for an hour

I feel I may have wasted my time

>>34157761
Tbh I don't want a straight bf, I think that wouldn't work very well for obvious reasons. I want a gay bf to wake up next to and cuddle, and I'm posting about it because I'm defective and lonely and that's kinda what this board is all about.

>>34157976
>woken up at 6:30am by my parents shouting and hollering extremely loudly on a video call to relatives
>on sunday

FUCK OFF

>>34157983
are you a bottom or a top, if youre a bottom it should be fairly easy to find a boy for you unless your standards are too high, in which case you're acting like the girls you are probably running away from

>>34149319

I think in a future OP we should have a map of Devon with a 'you are here' in the East.

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>>34151325

There was a nedervoel also for a while.

If it works, good luck to them

It won't, only britbongs are great enough to sustain such a magical thing like britfeel[s/poiler]

So I've spent my Saturday and it's looking like I'm going to spend my Sunday sat at my computer rotating between about 5 different websites and watching tv.

Desperately need a hobby I think.

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>make cheeky edit to the op picture
>gets reverted
are you not supposed to edit the OP pic every time slightly?

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>>34149774
is it a tiger loaf or fancier?

>>34158928
same here lad.

I jump between websites and flip the tv between Netflix and the PlayStation all day even though I don't want to do either,

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>>34158928

I have speedcubing, and despite doing that for about 2 hours everyday, I still spend endless hours refreshing /r9k/ and watching youtube

>want to change life
>want to become 'ard
>see free boxing training with fight at the end for charity in the paper
>can't stop thinking about it
>feel like I'll regret it

What do I need to be wary of, legal issues?

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Lads I'm 24 and got a huge dick. I've pulled a hot 19 yo I work with and it's getting to the point that were gunna get the fuck on.

Problem is I have a big penus (8inch and thick) and I know she's really inexperienced + pretty petite.

Basically my query is how do I forewarn her and risk management this before I break her vag and have really awkward shitty sex?

>>34158928

Learn to draw well enough that furries will commission you for fetish artworks

Easily 50-100 GBP per picture

>>34157800
as a 35+ year old manchild i have no fucking answer for that. my mum tries to do everything and it winds me up. it winds me up because i should be able to look after myself, but i need my mummy

AHHHHHHHHH, I've been on a diet for 2 weeks now and last night I caved and ate a double cheese burger and chips and I feel like SHIT, I dont want to blame anyone for my own failings but my family just dont care what I say, If I tell them I dont want something they'll order me something anyway.

>>34159091
Don't. Just do it. Even if it is awful and hurts her, it'll still give her bragging rights and that's all she really wants.

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>>34150516
No it isn't normal Anon

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>>34149774
What's the hipster filling going to be?

>>34157800

>Grandparents retried to Spain
>Once they both died, my father inherited the house
>One day parents go to Spain to sort stuff out
>They never return
>About 4 months later, they came back to pick stuff up
>They move there permanently
>I'm left to fend for myself

It was a fucking steep learning curve, I'll tell you that lads.

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>>34149774
had my first dream of the year last night.i only remember a brief bit, but woke up with some feels, then remembered it was just a dream and the feels left.

>>34159091
>before I break her vag

Have you never had sex before?

First of all you won't break her vag, Second of all, I have a biggun too, and them not knowing and seeing it in the moment is the hottest part. Wait until her mouth drops open and her eyes go wide. You can literally hear her knickers get damp.

Also >>34159220 is right. She is going to want to go to her girlfriends and talk about how she had one "this big" so don't worry about it.

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>>34158928
>wasted my saturday by sleeping for 14hours
>just woke up on sunday by sleeping for another 13
>all i'll do is sit on 4chan and browse around on youtube wasting my time till I sleep again for 12-14hours

every weekend and week

>>34159287
every day just wasting time waiting to die. IKTF

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>birthday today
>azunyan nendo coming on the 18th
>on a codeine high right now
in these fleeting moments i can feel at peace with the universe

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Waifus a shit

This is gondola clay now

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>>34149774

>put washing machine on
>forgot to put it on "time saver" mode so it will take twice as long and use huge quantities of expensive electricity

Why can't we have a coat of insulating fur instead of clothes

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thinking about murder

>>34158579
What are you on about lad, bottoms outnumber tops hugely, its a top's market.

My standards are basically "not a creepy 45 year old or a trapchaser prisongay".

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>>34159333
Happy Birthday Laddo

Fuck off cunt robot. I'm trying to wish the lad a 'appy burfday

>>34159333
trips as well
i'll say happy birthday, because even though birthdays aren't really a happy time, time spent on codeine is happy time
enjoy yourself lad

>>34159347
Gr8 pic there pal, must have been a real talented artist who made that

>>34159333
How old desu

Happy birthday mate

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>>34159358
>>34159362
thanks lads

>>34159376
18
pls no bully >///<

>>34159272
Yeah I've had girls vags tear before and it's not nice. Guess I'll just reveal it at the point of sex and just really stretch out the foreplay.

>>34159371

Yes I believe it was, and it took him over 9000 hours in MS paint

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>corner shop was selling vanilla coke for 45p a can
Whats their game?

>>34159409
It doesn't get any better anon, you'll be 28 and still lurking before you know it

>>34159436
fuck knows but id have bought the lot

>>34159447
truth, feels like yesterday I was 18 but now i'm 23 going on 24

nothings changed, I feel the same only a lot more cynical and jaded

>>34159409
why would anybody bully
you're a big boy now lad
>>34159447
then before you know it you'll be 38 and still lurking

>>34159436

Might have over ordered

>>34159447
>you'll be 28 and still lurking before you know it
All too real

>>34159461
Only went to pick up some milk so I wasn't big on change, but I managed to pick up 4 cans at least. Might do a cheeky run back and get some more.

>>34159466
before you know it your be 48 and still lurking

>>34159436
Out of date yo

>>34159447

>tfw 28 and haven't matured a day since 18

Send help

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>>34159409
>we no longer have our own shota here
Shoo shoo, you're no good to us now.

>>34159436
Isn't that a normal price for a can of coke?

>>34159491
well for me there's history of family members dying of a stroke in their mid 40s, so i'm hoping for that. but i know i won't be that lucky. so it'll be 58 year old me lurking

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>>34159241
>>34158962
it was one of those mixes with seeds and wholemeal

tasted 6/10 but still better than the plastic bag stuff

filling was peanut butter and nuttella don't judge me

>>34159530
>nan is 95 and still living on here own
>other nan survived a huge heart attack over 10years ago and is still kicking
>nobody in my family diagnosed with cancer in my life

have a feeling i'm going to be tortured on this earth for a while

>>34159561

>history of mental illness in family

I never had a chance

>>34159552
>nuttella
gives you cancer lad, I'd give you an even better filling

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>>34159579
>lots of autism in my family
>no hereditary physical illnesses to kill us off so we have to suffer

>>34159514
I fucking wish, its 75p

>>34159579
Same, grandad with early onset alzheimers and died 2 weeks after being diagnosed, I was born in the winter AND already have some mental issues, its going to be one hell of a ride.

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>>34149319
SE Devon here on 'holiday'

>old people

>>34159599

I know that feel bro.

My grandfathers had the right idea with their raging alcoholism.

>>34159505
should have 'spent time' with him last year like the rest of us.

>>34159627
my grandad cucked my grandma with a women half her age and lives in the mountains of portugal

seems bretty comfy, 80 odd and he still digs up vegetables

>>34159583
stop being lewd lad

this is a serious discussion about bread stuffs

>>34159657

Good lad, well done grandpappy

>>34159657
>both my grandads died before I was born because they were heavy smokers
>>34159664
not being lewd, just looking out for his health as nutellas main ingredient poses a cancer risk

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The Film Night poll is ready lads. The choices are as follows -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until Thursday at 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

Happy voting lads.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>>34159618
Wow. 1.5l bottles of pepsi are 47p in Tesco at the moment.

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>want to move out and have some freedom
>afraid of actually getting a place and having to worry about rent, bills, utilities, etc. especially on my own
>too scared to do a house share with a bunch of strangers

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>>34159505
>>34159646
h-hey stop making lewd implications about me!

>>34159552
peanut butter and nuttella
good taste/10
i like nuttella on waffles with clotted cream, and even roasted some chestnuts and chopped them and sprinkled them on top over the fgestive period

>>34159765
just stay at home lad, get a nice little nest and get all cozy

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>>34159765
just share with a friend lmao, you have irl friends that want to live with you right? haha thats what i'm doing :^)

>>34159436
>vanilla coke
there's your answer

>>34159765
same tbqh, I hate living here yet I have done my whole adult life

house sharing just defeats the purpose cause thats what I want to avoid in the first place

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>>34159505
why the fuck are you putting a pic of my waifu for your image?

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>>34159809
haha good to hear it lad, sounds like you have a really good life
>pic related

>>34159765
Same problem. My plan is to get around it by buying and living on a narrowboat on the waterways.

>>34159784
but you are too cute my lad.
>>34159333
Birthdays usually suck but have a chill one, here is a Kay for your present.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaPdEPl5gdI

>>34159852
I thought about vandwelling in the future, too many complications though desu, maybe in a few years when mobile internet is easier to obtain


In other news I think Junlad and Azulad are the same person just roleplaying to annoy us, I actually came to this conclusion long ago

>>34159353
>or a trapchaser prisongay
Welp, I'm out, lads.

>>34159353
>>34159927
thats most of r9k out

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>>34159802
That's what i've been doing for now, i've got a fair amount saved up so things will be set for if it happens. Don't feel so bad because my aunt didn't move from my nans place til she was 30.
>>34159809
y-yeah haha, I live a long way from most of my mates due to moving, so I dunno.
>>34159852
Wouldn't mind if it was 1-2 people I knew and got on with, but strangers are a big turn off.

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just got up lads

has anyone heard from those gay waifuposters that were meeting up for degeneracy?

>>34159964
>Wouldn't mind if it was 1-2 people I knew and got on with, but strangers are a big turn off.

I Will Live With You Anon

We Can Watch X-Files Together On My Laptop

>>34159964
How much you saved lad?

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>>34159552
>peanut butter & Nuttella

I don't like peanut butter so I can't help but judge

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>>34159333
Happy birthday lad, Sounds like you have a good week ahead!

>PC won't turn on

Kill me. Might buy a netbook.

got told i have a 'cute dick' just fuck my shit up mate

>>34160099
some girl a while back claimed I have a "10/10" dick

she didn't see my face though :^)

>>34160099
kek
bit of putting eh lad?
how did the say it was cute
they can say cute and it be a compliment
but would be gutted if got an aww what a cute little willy

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why did waifuposting normies take my /britfeel/ from me, lads? do they just want to be big fish in a small pond or something?

>>34159339

do you have the gondola drawing guide lad

>>34160123

Same here lad. I've got a really nice dick, plus it's big. But I am fairly ugly.

Love getting compliments on it, nut never show my face or owt.

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>>34160099
Christ, I'd just end it...

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>>34160177
this?

desu please let me post roboto

>>34158950
if its a small edit people might not even notice its different.

secondly, faggots just post whatever they want, half of the time its some year old image.


which reminds me.

#########################Britfeel op image archive ###################

Its here, come get it whilst its still edible.

https://ufile.io/e3cb8 2016

&

https://ufile.io/0aae91 2015

files will be stored for 30 (15 left) days then deleted.

this will be your only chance to get the archive for both years.

images, PSDs, stock images.

after this it will all be deleted.


################################benis###########

>>34160172
Waifus aren't the problem.

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>>34159998
Sounds cozy, count me in.
>>34160021
Just tallied up what i've got on me and got like 2.5k, would have had more but giving mummy 200 quid a month into the kitty to get us goods like food and emergency money if something happens, its a system that works out.

got a cat on my lap, lads

>>34160099
>>34160123
Well boys, let's see em. Whip em out.

>>34159740

>http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>tfw 20 votes but only 5 anons turn up

>>34160172
do people post waifus without actually having genuine feels for them.i'll admit she's only been in my life a few months but i genuinely have feelings for her

>>34160197

yes thanks, my something for sunday is drawing gondola this w/e

>>34160264
Waifus are just character who you've jerked off to most, right?

>>34160239
That is a possibility.

I'll be there though. And anyone who wants the bants is welcome.

If anyone knows a decent video hosting site though I would appreciate it. Youtube is a bit of a cunt and copyright claims shit before it is even done uploading. I am trying some new ones now to check

>>34160221
Post pics please? I like cats :3

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>>34160172
don't call me a normie, it triggers me

>>34160199
>500kb/s
good resource anyway my friend

>>34160264
Some are genuine, most are not.

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>>34160296
alright lad, heres a one from when he was a kitter

>>34160295
if you're using cytube you can add videos directly from google drive, no takedown bullshit to deal with

>>34160284

yes handholding imagination masterbaition figments of special snowflakes minds

>>34160284
Don't think I've ever jerked off to her tbqh

>>34160321
Aww... The colours and mrkings are like some of my cats

>>34160323
this is true but some times google block it, ill add it takes ages to upload a 4gb movie like 7 hours, i have 35mb connection.

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>>34159898
>>34160061
thanks Iads owo

>>34159765
I've been with strangers for the past 2 years now, it's pretty ok. We only talk when I have to ask for bills or when we bump into each other in the kitchen
>he how's it going
>good thanks, got a lot of work to do though ha
>yeah ikr, that sucks
>ok bye
And that's pretty much it. I'm very much ok with this

>>34160284
not for me. i've had wanks to her but it's the feeling in my heart that's the reason why i post her in the calls

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>>34158950
>>34160199
>tfw they took out louie's door

>>34160366
he's a proper robot to, is afraid of anyone other than me and my parents, hardly leaves my bedroom since we moved, has all these habits and schedules

>>34160323
Cheers for the tip. Google Drive takes an age to upload but I'll give it a try today and make sure everything works ok.

Worked myself up to cleaning the house today, as soon as I went downstairs to look at the mess my kitchen is I just couldn't be bothered.

This is one of those cases where living with someone would actually help since you'd be motivated to do shit like this.

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>>34160296
got a good pic of my catto the other night

>>34160422
One of mine is like that; one day he'll be all friendly and others he'll leg it anytime someone walks by.

>>34160399
>>34158950
When are we getting a proper new OP anyway? This is the 2016 one, we can't use this template for the whole of 2017.

>>34160481
>we can't use this template for the whole of 2017

Yes we can, it's fine

>>34160482
its a new op image guy now and Im not sure he is completely redesigning it.
but I aint seen him around

>>34160316
why would you post an image and claim it's the love of your life if you don't actually feel that way.
strange

>>34160543
prison gay attention seekers

>>34160482
Don't think it needs a total redesign tbqh, kebab shop and offlicence is the britfeel lifestyle

I'm thinking of moving to Lancaster, lads. Anything good up there? I'm from Liverpool btw.

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I said I was gonna stop my OKC addiction but I just wanted to see if there were any updates

literally the first genuine like I've had in a while, my shit is apex fucked up

>>34160558
>Anything good up there to steal ? I'm from Liverpool btw.

>>34160583
Nah, fucking hate this city. Parents from Lancaster originally. I heard the Uni's good and it's a pretty cozy town. So, is it worth it or not?

>>34160553
how does posting a waifu get you attention
surely there's better ways to garner attention

>>34160573
Don't you have to pay to see who's liked you?

>>34160596
just look at junlad and that katyusha anon, both have got appreant hookups from this place.

its like a trip, makes you easily identifiable and prison gays fall for the anime shit

>>34160636
yes
i was drunk

>>34160556
Really makes me feel like home.

>>34160583
Do you though?

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>>34160573
>pansexual
>"a little extra" build
>american
>quirky

>>34160596
>>34160653
This. Avatar fags are the new trip fags. The thread picture should have the poster "Avatar-fags - The enemy from within"
Anyone building a personality/profile on 4chan pisses me off, but nothing can be done about it...

>>34160695
Using an avatar is against the rules. Just report them for it.

>>34160653
yeah but hook ups can come from nowhere. you can be expecting to go through life without ever meeting anybody. and out of nowhere you find somebody you make a connection with

>>34160669
Oh deary me lad, how much does it actually cost?

I get a few likes apparently but I don't want to pay for it.

>>34149319
what's wrong with East Devon?

Devon is one of the nicest, most homogenous counties in all of England.

>>34160669
>he fell for mr sheklestein's ploy

/x/ was being pretty rude about us last night lads. In particular, slagging off are Harold and also the Supreme Gentleman. Don't like it one bit desu

Still another 2 weeks till my paycheck. Getting it earlier before Christmas really makes the end of the month shit. At least I might be able to use it as an excuse not to go out at some point.

>>34160695
i do agree with you on that 1. i do post her but will only do it once when there is a call. i don't come on here to get attention or to make a name as whateverthefuck anon. the whole point of this place is to be anonymous isn't it?

>>34160720
a tenner a month I think, cheaper if you buy multiple months at a time

it's OK to give it a go I think, I had a total of 20 likes when I bought it just to see who they were

>>34160763
>the people who discuss dogman, skinwalkers, tulpas and demons as if they are real said bad things about us

I really think that the bottom of the barrel criticizing anything is a bit rich.

>>34160763
seen that. i hate to tell you but the general opinion of us is not that good. fuck the little witches
saying that i do still like going on /x/. just got to realise might not be welcome there

>>34157761
This happened to me. Ask me anything that wouldn't give away my identity.

>>34160793
They feel the same about us. Said that WE were the weirdos. Sickos in fact.

>>34160830
Yes....ahahahahah....YES!

>>34160793
i wouldn't say /x/ is the bottom of the barrel lad. i for 1 enjoy popping in there

>>34157761
I'm straight and I don't mind hugging the odd anon

>>34160763
i don't mean to shit on your crumpet m8, but most people hate /britfeel/

>>34160830
> Sickos in fact
just yanks not understanding british humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjEUo30p7M

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>>34160845
>can't remember the last time I was hugged (perhaps as a young child?)
>don't know what it feels like to embrace another human

>>34160827
was he cute?

did he dress up like a girl?

>>34160856
they all hate us
fuck em
we've got each other anons

>>34160870
We've not met yet, but to answer your questions, I hope so and he will

Lads got stoned on my /night walk/ @ 1:45am this morning and crawled into a thick Rhododendron bush adjacent to the street, invisible to passers by.

It was dark with light rain and the air was cool and fresh, the only light was the dim, soft orange glow of sodium street lamps broken by branches of the bush.

Might go back to my bush tonight lads.

>>34160896
you not willing to embrace the boy poo chee yet lad

>>34160861
The only thing with Jam is I was never too keen on the filter they use.

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>>34160896
>its the prison gays who are meeting up in a month bragging about it again

every thread, I'm sure one of you are going to end up murdererd take pics and share them here anyway

>>34160899
Take pics of your secret bush lad

>>34160894
I really don't understand what their problem is though.

>>34160936
take pics of the murder?
and ensuing necrophilia session

>>34160937
I intend to lad.

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Dont get a bird lads. It's honestly not worth it.

I got one off PoF, and she's wonderful. See's past all my imperfections, does whatever I want, treats me like a king - 90% of the time. The other 10% she's a malicious, vindictive, spiteful cunt who spends hours attacking me over my insecurities and reduces me to tears then tells me it's over.

Then a hour later she comes with the "please baby I'm sorry I can't live without you" and/or "please daddy I need to squirt for you would you like to watch", and because I'm apparently an idiot I get sucked back in.

pls send help.

>>34160949
whatever happens, it needs to be a warning to other prison gays not to go through on their urges

>>34160944
have you not encountered this kind of hostility IRL. same as life lad just roll with the punches. let it be fuel to power the uprising. our day will come

>>34160944
Humans are social animals. There is an urge for a hierarchy even when one isn't needed.

They put us beneath them to make themselves feel like they are not at the bottom. Likely because they cannot understand a lot of our references and jokes. Being British is a particular /feel/ and they do not like feeling like they are on the outside of anything.

>>34160896
have you at least seen pictures of his feet?

>>34161001
Yes. I'm not really a feet guy so I got rid of them

>>34160983
I wouldn't mind that. My death would have a purpose, at least.

>>34160978
would legit kill for your position, I know it seems a bit thick but I can roll with her being a cunt

how'd you even get her off pof? most girls off there didn't give me a second look

>>34160978
>complaining about girl having moodswings
>on /r9k/
Why do you do this? Your girl actually sounds like a nice person as well.
Your story is made up anyway faggot

>>34161029
are you cute though? how are you planning on meeting up? night in a hotel room?

>>34161069
I guess, but that's more his problem. We're staying in a hotel room together and hope fujos are in the next room.

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>>34161126
don't you find it wierd your meeting up with some anon you haven't shared pictures with?

>>34160936
I hope they both get murdered just so we don't have to keep hearing about it desu

>>34161145
A little, but I'm so desperate for human contact and affection, and I feel I know them well enough now, that I'm doing it anyway.
Maybe that's a terrible mindset, and I wholeheartedly respect you if you think it's a horrible idea. Because it probably is.

>>34161194
i hope they fall in love

Have pof changed their site? I don't have an account but I used to be able to browse qt's and laugh at people i know on there.

>>34161200
Good luck anon, I now understand and relate to your situation, I'd do the same thing but only if I really got to know someone well and did significant background checks on them

>>34161200
so are you the katyusha poster or the anonymous one?

or has the identity of the other prisonfag been revealed?

>>34161246
The anonymous one. We were trying to see if anyone could guess who I was, but no one was that autistic.

>>34161200
i don't think you need to see the person to get feelings for them. that's what i like about this place,it's not what you look like it's your personality
i say go for it lad. just keep a knife on you incase it does go tits up

>>34161296
you sound like you're speaking from experience there lad?

>>34161287
do you post a waifu?

>>34161312
might be the case

>>34161316
I might.
Anyway, this is /britfeel/ not gayhomofag feel. Please post British things.

>>34159969
neither of them are gay

it's just two bi curious boys hugging and watching anime together

t.knower

whats your autistic habit /britfeel/?
currently into shuffling a deck of cards repeatedly

>>34161342
>he says after bringing up his prisonfag meetup in every thread for the last month

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>>34161342
here you go lad, very british thing right here

>>34161328
do share the details lad, what new /britfeel/ romance is this?

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>>34161126
>Hoping for fujos in any situation

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>tfw no sakulad bf to hold me

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>>34161342
kek
here we go lad british pics incoming
captcha has fairy in it heehee

>>34161361
I apologise. In retrospect that was bad practice.

>>34161381
>not inviting the fujo's in so they can masturbate to the hot pounding you do to some twink

>>34161375
oh you bugger you, i put up yorkshire tea as well
can i ask if you were in the doctors waiting office last night

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>>34161342
more british stuff over here

>>34161377
haha you're funny you lad
lips are sealed

>>34149319
how do we free trapped kebab pepe

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Guess what I had for brekkie lads ;)

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>>34161342
original bus stop

>>34161448
quaker oats?

Might go and see Richard Herring next month

Is he any good?

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>>34161342
>this is /britfeel/ not gayhomofag feel

could have fooled me

I'll be posting from my train folder from now onwards

>>34161401
>Not charging for the privilege

>>34161387
First Yorkshire Tea of the day lads. What is it that makes it the best?

In other news, I was just thinking that it's fitting the esteem this board holds Shipman in; what is /r9k/ if not a waiting room for death or imprisonment?

>>34161456
Not as good as Stewart Lee but yeah he can be.

>>34161352
Posting in these threads despite not being /british/

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>>34161454
Naa, (strawberry) jam on toastie
>oats

>>34161352
Posting on 4chan

this wont be an original comment

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Hello my fellow Electronic Persons.

>>34161382
>tfw no idea who this is

also my arms are a bit pale and flabby to be holding anyone desu

>>34161470
yup
yorkshire produces the best things

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>>34149319
>out of all the waifus that get posted mine consistently makes it into the OP
>even though I don't post her that much

Little things in life.

>>34161525
If it's karen mate then I'm sorry it's because she's the village bike

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>>34161352
I sit on the floor playing with one figure (just randomy moving it in my hands), this helps me be creative somehow and I create whole worlds and stories in my head, I do this for hours at a time everyday since I was about 10 (started with a power ranger figure which got used so much it turned grey cause the colouring came off)

>>34161525
your wafiu is Kay? good choice lad

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>>34161480

Oats?

Did someone say oats?

>>34161476
not even bothering to spoiler it,
thats fucking sick lad

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>>34161531
>>34161544
Both your guesses are top-shelf waifus but Mugi is mine.

Someone else used to post Mugi too, but I think he left a long time ago.

>>34161513
P-post them anyway?

>>34161631
Ahh Mugi is pretty top tier, dem brows.

>>34161531
that's not a nice thing to say mr meany
you could of said she's a popular character

>>34161640
maybe I will if you TELL ME WHO YOU ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34161671
Just one of your prison gay beta orbiters

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Yesterday morning I did 10 situps and 10 (bad) pressups, and now my entire chest from shoulder to shoulder is in fucking agony whenever I do anything more strenuous than type

Fuck exercise desu, just end it all

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>>34161703
that's not very helpful y'know

although I do have a suspicion desu

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>>34161342
how bout an english thing
taking back control when?

bit paranoid that there's something wrong with my heart/lungs, but i don't know if it's worth doing anything about it

sometimes i feel like i can't breathe properly, but it could just be anxiety because apparently that's a common symptom and i suffer from anxiety quite badly

>>34161709
yeah it's not good for you desu
you get enough exercise from typing
just stick with that lad

>>34150770
wtf is wrong with your dogs ears?

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>>34161733
Its not who you think it is

is it wrong to steal a bouquet of flowers from a grave to give to your mum for her birthday
were poor and in debt

>>34161977
Who do you think I think it is?

>>34162014
>poor
yeah. don't do that. just tell her you love her. or go nick some from someones garden. not a grave though

>>34162014
sorry lad. didn't mean to put poor

>>34162014
People put flowers on graves for themselves, not for the dead people. Once the flowers are there and they have done their little ritual of feeling like they have done enough the flowers are fair game in my opinion.

Dead people don't want fucking flowers. When I die I want my family to save the money they would spend on flowers and buy themselves a game or a hooker or something else that makes them happy. Maybe a pasty from Greggs.

>>34161352

I shuffle a deck of cards constantly. I'm not autistic I just fidget a lot.

>>34162014
It's morally fine, although they may be tarnished with the death essence and might make your mum unwell or bring misfortune upon her.

>>34162086

I would rather they bought a pasty from Greggs than flowers, but I still want them to leave it on my grave.

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>>34162160
Something about being in a grave terrifies me, i'd rather be cremated

>>34162160
>Leaving offerings of pasties on a grave
A British weeb then

>>34162216
You'll be dead, you stupid little gay.

>>34149319
Devon is near Exeter right?