>mom has stopped hinting and is straight up forcing me to

>>34148335
>is straight up forcing me

How?

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>>34148351
By telling me to get a gf now or I'll never get one and not allowing me to stay inside on weekends

She says I have til march then she's making me go out with my Dad who can share pointers. Too bad he's a male feminist and his advice is useless. He's been telling my younger brother to stop being dominant and controlling with his gf because women are smarter and dont like being told what to do

>>34148404
What, like she drags you out by the ear?

>>34148499
I'm not going to get into a physical altercation with my mom
She just yells at me til I leave the house for the day

What I don't understand is why are your parents making you try to get a gf when they haven't even made you move out yet?
It just seems like such a retarded order to go on about it.

>>34148546
So what do you do on weekends? Hang out on the front porch? Walk a lap around town? Go to singles bar?

How old are you anon and do you have a job?

>>34148546
Go to your local library and bring a laptop and charger. Libraries can be surprisingly comfy places, nice and quiet and people generally don't bother you.

>>34148335
Anon ever considered that your mom is right?

I mean have you tried finding a girlfriend? Listen it's easy:

-Walk up to a random woman on the street and say "Will you be my girlfriend?"
-Repeat until one says yes

Literally it will take at most 10 tries and then you'll have one, just flex your muscles and smile!

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>>34149550
I know you're memeing but the fact that some people will actually say to do this riles me up pretty good

>>34148617
I also have been doing sans the laptop part
I just read there
>>34148614
Wander around or hang out in the library for the most part

Tell her she has to b your gf :p

>>34149550
>at most 10 tries
Made me laff anon, thanks

>>34149550
J.B.Y. [origato]

>>34148335
Anon...have you tried having an open dialogue about how you literally don't know how, and probably aren't capable of it? Have you tried straight up confronting her that it's not simply a lack of trying?

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>>34151177
She doesnt believe in autism