>walk into kitchen >"ay white boi, i'm just gettin

>>34139927
>>what do?

Lynch the nigger

stand at a distance and jack off. get closer when I'm edging and cum on her butt.

I would politely ask her to engage in premarital coitus.

>>34139927
>that "breakfast"

What the hell is wrong with black people.

>>34139968
>killing your property
even the bible frowns upon that anon.

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>>34140018
>premarital coitus

>>34140018
i'll politely ask you to go the fuck back to Ieddit

>>34140051
its sliced beef sausage. you eat it with eggs. Pretty common desu.

>>34140000
Witnessed.

make that ass shiny and creamed

>>34140063
How dare you?

Oreo.

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>>34140060
>>34139968
>he doesn't want to make beautiful mulatto babies

>>34139927
I have a shared kitchen and the only other people I see there are chinks, that's not gonna happen
also Cereals is the breakfast of every big boi and the best breakfast

>>34139927
>Well stop dancing and fucking cook, slut.

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t-this is my fetish
blox

>>34140111
Nothing wrong with mulatto babies, but you should only have them within the confines of holy matrimony.

>>34139927
Wh-why isn't she making tendies?

>>34139927
Wow that's hot.
>Tfw no black gf

>>34139927
>shove into the counter
>pin her down
>pull out penis
>bury it in her pooper
>cump 10 seconds and 5 pumps later
>eat delicious breakfast
>tell her thanks

>>34140471
>she calls police
>they raid your basement and arrest you
>you end up in prison
>Jamal pins you down
>buries BBC in your pooper
>cum 10 seconds and 5 pumps later
>he tell you thanks

>>34140501
It's my home, either she takes the dick or she'll go to jail too

>>34140962
>I met him at a bar, passed out at his house, made him breakfast as thanks for putting up with me, and then he raped me

not hard to make up shit and be believed if you're a woman.

>>34139927
Why are you flipping me off... are you mad...?

>>34141088
>>I met him at a bar
Oh really, lets just go to that bar and ask the bartender if he saw you two together, not to mention surveillance tapes.
It's not hard to find evidence, and get alibis...

>>34141140
pretty sure the cops won't be willing to work with you after you rape someone.

>>34141204
it's my word against hers, not only did she break into my home, but apparently she's a stalker too.
She literally pinned me down at knifepoint and begged me to fuckher

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>>34141550
>implying society thinks a man's word > woman's word

>>34141610
Like I said anon, I can already prove she's a criminal by her being in my home. Me on the other hand have no criminal record
Anything she says otherwise she'll have to back up with proof.

Also I doubt she would take that risk anyway. You think a girl is going to risk jail time, instead of just some taking some penis? Pls

>>34141727
>think a girl is going to risk jail time, instead of just some taking some penis

any woman would take death over a robots penis.

w-where's my mom

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>>34141827
right here anon. I'll make you some tendies right after I make you some siblings.

>>34141776
Anyone would do anything to risk going to jail

>>34142013
you've watched too many shoplifting porn vids anon.

i would love the fuck out of an ethnic girlfriend

>>34142035
You're confusing a normal stacy, with a criminal who's most likely down on her luck.
Not to mention shoplifting is no where near as serious than home invasion

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>tfw qt quadroon gf

>>34139927
Simple.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e94_1317489390

>>34140111

Yuck. None of that blue eyed dark skin shit. They look untrustworthy

>>34139927
>tfw you'll never date that supercute black girl from leftovers season 2

>>34143331
>They look untrustworthy
Pretty unfair anon. Just as unfair as the Stacys who label you a creep before even talking to you.