>Anon! Anon! I caught the ball! I caught the ball! I did a good job! I did a good job! NOW can I lick your balls?
my dogs don't even respect me to bring the ball back
they just take it and sit with it and make it obvious that they want me to go and fight them for it
>mfw my golden retriever is sleeping next to me
My dog starts barking if I don't immediately throw it again yet tries to keep it to herself.
>>34133410
Fuck off dog. You're like having a kid. Why couldn't we have gotten a cat....
>>34134304
Kids are little shits, dogs are unconditional love.
>don't clean themselves
>don't dig a hole and bury their shit
>require exercising
Dogs are for cucks
do you remember the part where you give it to me so i can throw it again?
that post when south real quick
>>34134403
I know that post
>>34134304
>not liking kids
you're tastes are inferior and women laugh at you behind your back