why the fuck does Nintendo like normies so much
>inb4 money
no fucking normie is going to buy into this shit
Nintendo has literally been kept alive by man children and robots since the Wii fad died normies don't give a fuck about them
yet they don't reward us and keep pandering to this non-existant normalfag market that is willing to pay $300+ for a fuc king video game console
I don't want forced social interaction in my video games
I don;t want to fucking be at a house party, a picnic or a fuckign wedding to play video games
I want to play video games on a screen and not while looking into some normalfags dusgusting fucking eyes
fuck I'm so dissapointed I thought this was going to be a return to form for Nintendo instead they double down on the normalfag catering bullshit
I call on all robots to boycott Nintendo products, they clearly don't care about us
FUCK YOU NINTENDO I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
>>34131304
Blame the Wii U.
It was so shit that it almost killed Nintendo, and not even the man children can save it nowsince they didn't even release a fucking Zelda game for it for the first time ever
Now, in a desperate attemp to save themselves, they're pandering to the masses (aka normies) with all social interaction bullshit and making mobile ports for their games.
>>34131304
Can't wait for Nintendo to flop desu, may not be directly their fault but I despise what has happened to my favorite game series, fire emblem, and how it has been turned into LOL WAIFU SIMULATOR AMIRITE REDDIT?? XDDD
Not even Pokemon can buy me back, it's gimmicky ez bullshit. Also I just want Nintendo to die because I have a deep hatred in my soul for their consumer base, particularly the smash community and how they get so angry about such a stupidly casual game. They're all Greasy manchildren, as ironic it is to say on r9k and type two paragraphs about how much I hate Nintendo.
>nintendo will never be good again
I miss it
Stop getting ass mad about Nintendo. If you clung onto them for this long it is your own damn fault.
>>34131930
>he replied with an anime girl
You have no idea how hard I want to pound your boypussy and make you submit
>$470 in Australia
>>34131304
Why the fuck do you keep making threads about Nintendo on this board? Go to /v/, fuck off already.
>>34131304
the switch looks like shit but mario looks like it could be decent besides the city level
this whole thread is wrong you fucking tools.
Nintendo's not part of le grand normie conspiracy. Fucking jesus. It's because the slant-eyed faggots stuck on their dying island life a life that makes this shit possible. If nintendo had it their way they wouldn't even sell outside their little shithole.
this new piece of junk is the result of japan being a garbage country. Nothing more
>>34131304
>YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY ONLINE
Considering the next pokemon game will be on Switch, that's unacceptable.
>>34131502
smash is all I want from nintendo
>>34131304
I was expecting them to reveal smash as the final game, especially with the wording of the japanese presenter "Now what you've all been waiting for" only to show a zelda game. Fuck off I sat through 50 minutes of horseshit that I couldn't care less about only to find nothing about smash.
I don't want to play anything with motion controls or other garbage, just let me play the game I enjoy
>>34131304
Or you could just say "this game is not for me" and move onto Zelda: Breath of the Wild like everyone else you mong
It's not like they are forcing you to buy the game.
Besides, good luck getting a Nintendo Switch at all if you didn't preorder it yesterday morning :^)
>>34132575
Then you have the eternal smash-fag who plays a game starring all of Nintendo's characters but won't play any other games from Nintendo looooool
>>34132598
I'll buy their other games, but the game that makes me return to their stuff is smash.
when I look at their products it isn't a zelda game, ARMS or anything else that attracts me, I just want the sequel to the game I grew up with
>>34132575
They showed enough party games already
>>34132189
Heh. Why don't you try, nerd.
>>34132189
>Talking to a slim feminine CD at the moment
I'm gonna make them scream out Papi.