TAKE MY LEGAL TENDIES OR I WILL SUE I USE MY NEET FREE TIME TO

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someone reply please it took me a while to engineer this thread, I thought it would be the perfect thread

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>>34130481
>>34130901
>thinking of you hurting

>>34130901
I don't know what to say but here's a (You) to cheer you up. I hope it's enough.

What is your thread about? I didn't quite get it from what you've posted.

>>34130481
Here, have this (You) out of pity. Your thread merely lacks content. You posted a funny story, but no open-ended question or prompt for discussion.

>>34130942
I guess it was sort of like a joke about how pennies are legal tender and I was trying to connect it to chicken tendies

>>34130967
You tried too hard to make your poem rhyme. It ended up sounding jilted and wonky because each stanza has to be read at a different speed than the others. It's not just about rhyming, it's about tempo and the number of syllables too.

>>34130481
thats actually pretty funny in an original way that the robot doesnt mute me for

>>34130481
The guy is a douchebag.

He got mad about phone numbers or something while trying to register his son's corvette. He didn't know if he had to provide the address for just one or 4 of his houses.

What a fucking douchebag. 4 houses?

>>34130481
here's looking at (you)

>>34130481
Here is a (You) you made some OC gj

>>34130901
It's pretty funny senpai. Though in the end, it's only some wagecuck who will have to deal with it and that's rather a shame.

Why didn't he just use sterlite containers and a dolly?

>>34130481

>raging this hard at strangers at the DMV who don't give a fuck about you or their jobs and just wanna go home
>that expression

100% chance this guy is a cunt to waiters and retail employees