> i just paid someone to have their female character dance

What a waste of gold, just make the character yourself

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>mfw op fapped to second life again

>>34129744
i gave away all my money yesterday so i didnt have a whole lot to give, which means i didnt spend too much
>>34129747
it was SWTOR

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once you reach wizard status you will quit questioning your poor life decisions

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>tfw i gave someone all of my money because they said they would be my friend

>they blocked me after i gave them the money

> no one replies to my threads

if anyone is reading this please say something

>>34130262
Hi OP. You should have stuck with buying a waifu pillow.

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The moment you touched yourself

Had a healthy kek over this, thanks OP.

Im curious what other weird/sad "sexual" things have you done ?

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>people still play swtor

this disgusts me more

Hi OP I wanna be your GF(male) maybe we could fap and you can give me your shekkels everytime u cum in my facey 4 fun?

>>34130462
i was actually just trolling and told them that i was masturbating as like a prank but then they started dancing and i got a boner and i actually did masturbate

i was the one that got pranked this time

>>34130494
stop being mean

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>>34130523
why not look at porn OP?

I'm a boy and I sell ERP services on my female characters

>>34130548
He's past that now, the dancing character in the video game is the closest he gets to human sexual contact

>>34130696
stop being mean too me

>>34130548
it was a prank it just went wrong

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>>34129726
holy fuk this is fucking low end shit kekekekek

you paid for polygons of a man's female avatar to dance emote next to you holy shit

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>>34130864
fuck you stop bullying me you peice of shit

>>34130921
I can make a female character and dance for you for free op

>>34131012
Fuck that. Pay me 5 dollaru and I'd make it extra sexy

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>>34130523
>i was the one that got pranked this time
>it's just a prank bro
for some reason this is cracking me the fuck up

>>34130048
Is your name Bert?
If so I'm sorry

>>34129726
>changed old school runescape character to a girl
>went to remote place
>had the runescape equivalent of slutty clothes in my inventory, wear them when I know no one will find me
>do emotes while I type in chat how I'm a dirty slut and how much I love dick
>jerk off and cum really hard

>>34129726
did you at least record it for later? also whas she wearing need pics, I could get off to this too op

>>34131660
what the fuck

original comment
[X] I am not a bot

>>34129832

hi I play SWTOR also

are you on Jung Ma and/or Ebon Hawk?

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>>34129726


>tfw have had anons pay me for my female character to dance for them


I drank a nogginfogger elixir after a couple of minutes so my character turned into a skeleton

>>34129744
Its not the same.

It's also the thought that there is a real person behind it. There was this draenei slut who fucked every single dude in the guild. ERP was cash as fuck

>>34131660
i'd say that's a top tier fetish anon

*Screencaps*

Oregano

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>5 days ago
>fapped to a vocaroo of a femanon calling me a beta loser while looking at a picture of a completely different femanon

I was disgusted with myself for how pathetic it was, but at the same time I was kind of impressed with myself for how inventive I have become to adapt with this loneliness

If dubs
'tbe the year of the frog like creature

>>34134333
Sauce?

I've been doing stuff like this for longer than you can even imagine and I don't know if there's a way out.

>>34134439
She sent it to be specifically to a throw away email so I don't have source anymore. I wouldn't share it anyway, she seemed nice and only wanted me to have it.

Have you got any other tips for coping and not going crazy?

>>34134439
Oh really? I'm imagining five million years. Care to revise your claim?

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>>34129726
>used to play WoW all the time as a kid
>erp'd with sluts left and right all the time
>only later realized most of them were probably guys

I still can't get over it. I was jerking off to dudes the whole time and getting them horny. It really bothers me a lot.

>>34134481
I can, but he won't

>>34134459
Everything I've tried has only made it worse, although I don't know if it's the "it feels bad because withdrawal" kind of worse or the permanent type.

I guess I would say research psychology, statistics, politics, ect to see if your rational for thinking of yourself as trash in the eyes of women is rational after all. Even if it is completely rational and the end result is that you'll only become more depressed and beta, then at least during the research process you'll at least learn how to manipulate humans and to appear more normal.

>>34134481
My pain is eternal and transcends time itself.

>>34134507
hahahaha that actually makes you a gignatic faggot dude

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>>34134581
Stop, it fucking haunts me. I used to be terrified I was going to hell for it.

>>34134633
dont worry im sure you werent the only kid getting random men hard knowing that you were jacking off to their female characters>>34134633

>>34134507
rofl dude you were chatting with girls dude, the guys on the other side were girl avatars and shit.

Not like you fapped to dicks.

Like if a super hot model came up to me and said btw I am a robot controlled by a dude who wants to be a girl, this body is all women and shit and the voice is a womens but hey im behind here.

I would be like so what, lets do this freaky shit.

chill out dude, still was female avatar ass.

Video game girl characters were made by dudes and voice acted by females, the lines were wrote by dudes.

Shit, who gives a shit.

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>unironically thought I could buy a gf in runescape
So much money lost..

>>34134686
This literally happened to me.

>Still get charged with rape.
>Shebot avatar is now pregnant with my half robot child
>Sues me for child support
>Get out of jail 10 years later
>They contact me
>Robot fuck frame is starting to shut down. Severe case of pelvic rust
>I want you to raise our son.
>Go full dad mode
>Cyborg kid is a sarcastic little shit, but love them anyways.
>Spunkmobile pilot shows up years later
>6ft 6 black middle aged man who almost looks like obama
>Misses son. Wants to be part of his life.
>Always loved me
>newspaper gets wind of it
>Get a tv show
>Switching Gears.